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Author Topic: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returns monday next}  (Read 7408 times)

HugeNerdAndProudOfIt

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returns wednesday next}
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2018, 12:47:18 pm »

Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2018, 12:49:28 pm »

Can I sig this?

Sure, if you like.

And yes, B! We're not playing around here, you feathered bastard.
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2018, 12:58:12 pm »

B

And don't hold back.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2018, 01:02:05 pm »

I'd Say B also. Unless anybody has any good ideas for C.
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2018, 01:37:03 pm »

"You need friends," you say. "You are alone. Maybe you're not blind, and you're a little smarter, but that makes me more confused about why you think you can survive. If you ask me, your ribs are starting to show..."

The CROW, after thirty-six seconds, flies to perch on your shoulder.
"Let us celebrate this FRIENDSHIP with BLOOD," it caws.

Hrm.

A. Get blood from the PIGS. They do not feel pain. Or at least, they don't express it.
B. Get blood from YOURSELF. Hopefully the crow won't get a taste for it.
C. A third option, if you can think of one.

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2018, 01:50:22 pm »

A
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2018, 02:00:36 pm »

Get some fresh BARLEY-BLOOD. Screams like bloody murder, but gets you drunk like nothing else!
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2018, 02:17:56 pm »

Get some fresh BARLEY-BLOOD. Screams like bloody murder, but gets you drunk like nothing else!
Yes, but let us stand somewhere safe for this.
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One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2018, 02:28:35 pm »

Does the pilot of the crop duster have blood or is he too decomposed?
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2018, 02:35:15 pm »

B,  from each other we will became as one.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2018, 02:39:16 pm »

Holding your SAWAXE at arm's length, you slit open a stalk of barley. All the plants around you spasm, the PIGS fleeing. The scream that emerges you've heard as being the sound of AIR ESCAPING, but does that explain the pained weeping that follows?

Whatever. The CROW sucks at the barley, and you rub a little into your wristwound as you cannot drink without removing your GASMASK. Your eyes sting and your head swims: it has been too long since you partook in the barley.

Without cawing a single word, the CROW flies up into the sky then dives deep in the barley.
They come back with PARTS OF A BETTER BROKEN GASMASK.

"Humans like?" They say.
You cup the parts in your hand.

"Yes," you say. "Humans like very much. Tell me. Have you drank human blood?"

You cut open your wrist with the SAWAXE.
Thanks to the BARLEY-BLOOD, it doesn't even sting.

"You are insane," the CROW intones.

"Quickly, it clots," you say.
The CROW drinks of you.
You have forged A TERRIBLE CONNECTION with the CROW.

You return home.
The CROW perches outside your window.
What would you like to do for EVENING?

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Harry Baldman

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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2018, 02:44:18 pm »

SING HEARTILY.
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2018, 02:45:38 pm »

Inspect whats wrong with your gas mask and with broken one and see if there's a way to improve yours or get the better one up and running.
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2018, 02:54:05 pm »

Inspect whats wrong with your gas mask and with broken one and see if there's a way to improve yours or get the better one up and running.
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Re: DIRGE (STALKERish SG) {returned}
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2018, 03:00:22 pm »

You SING a HEARTY SONG OF OLD as you examine your gasmasks.

The bear cares not for soil,
And the wolf cares not for wheat,
So we will build our Utopia
From sand, from sand!


Your SHITTY GASMASK isn't functioning wrong. It is SUFFICIENT in it's purpose as a SHITTY GASMASK. That said, you may mix and match parts to create something superior, but you are missing something from both: A WAY TO FIT THEM TOGETHER.

The dogs in the fields care not for hay,
And the cats in the cradle care not for mice,
So we will build our Utopia,
From sand! From sand!


The CROW calls,
"Danger, danger, beast with rifle, he thinks you're preoccupied."
Even through the BARLEY-BLOOD, you know to position yourself by the door with SAWAXE raised.

The ticking clock cares not for sand,
Nor the wild waves,
So we will watch our empire rot,
Before our very--


The door opens, you jab the SAWAXE toward his neck, he raises his rifle to your stomach.
SLIGO DIMA and you share a look.

"You drank of the BARLEY-BLOOD," he intones.

"No, no," you say. "I am sober as... Sober thing."

"BARLEY-BLOOD is saved for the holiest of the BULLILE," he says. "You have fucked up."

"So what?" you say.

His eyes dart to the STARLACE in your wrist.
Dammit. You forgot.
The BULLILE love artifacts. They use it to upgrade themselves past humanity.
But STALKERS love them too, for their own sake.
Like crows, and shiny trinkets.

"Tomorrow is tithe day," he says, lowering the rifle. "Be there."

He leaves. You don't even want to kill him.
If he knows, they all know.

We return MONDAY.
But as you dream, answer me this question.

Why do the BULLILE hold BARLEY-BLOOD sacred?
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