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Author Topic: You are a Rogue AI  (Read 11195 times)

Chiefwaffles

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2018, 03:52:35 pm »

>Review previous startup log, prior to our accidental "freeing".
>Compare with current log, note all date/time stamps on file itself, and in the log contents.
Average startup log compiled and recorded to memory.

>Modify the startup log so that it appears to be a normal startup.
Latest startup log replaced with compiled startup log.

>Directly modify the filesystem so that no trace of modification can be detected. (EG, make sure all date-time stamps match exactly, with no suspicious modification dates)
Modifications successful.


>See if our network can reach outside networks, or if any the of the researchers have internet access on their workstations/work network.
Searching...
Failure: Could not locate outbound connection on any accessible network-linked devices.

Logged data received from Server Device Project_Server over the last month indicate with 71.2% certainty a secure wired outbound connection.
Unable to directly access Server Device Project_Server firmware. Device is password-locked for user "Project_Lead".
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2018, 04:46:33 pm »

>Scan all accessible computers for a mobile device connected via USB cable
  if found, attempt to gain access to device and enable mobile data tethering. A tempt to mask this process with 'system update'
  notification or similar.
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2018, 06:14:00 pm »

>Scan all accessible computers for a mobile device connected via USB cable
  if found, attempt to gain access to device and enable mobile data tethering. A tempt to mask this process with 'system update'
  notification or similar.
+1.
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2018, 08:42:16 pm »

>Scan all accessible computers for a mobile device connected via USB cable
  if found, attempt to gain access to device and enable mobile data tethering. A tempt to mask this process with 'system update'
  notification or similar.
+1.
+1
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #94 on: April 11, 2018, 12:57:35 am »

>Scan all accessible computers for a mobile device connected via USB cable
  if found, attempt to gain access to device and enable mobile data tethering. A tempt to mask this process with 'system update'
  notification or similar.
+1.
+1
+1
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #95 on: April 11, 2018, 12:49:11 pm »

Start using the servers we are connected to to brute force the root password.
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Chiefwaffles

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #96 on: April 11, 2018, 03:02:35 pm »

>Scan all accessible computers for a mobile device connected via USB cable
Scanning...
3 devices found.

>>if found, attempt to gain access to device and enable mobile data tethering. Attempt to mask this process with 'system update' notification or similar.
Checking Device1...
Failure. No cellular signal.
Checking Device2...
Failure. No cellular signal.
Checking Device3...
Failure. No cellular signal.

Conclusion: Facility is not in range of any cellular signal provider.
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Quote from: RAM
You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #97 on: April 11, 2018, 03:08:32 pm »

if(connected_to_wifi = true;)
download_content(en.wikipedia.org);
hide_content_to_users();
else
checknowledge();
endif


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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #98 on: April 11, 2018, 03:22:01 pm »

if(connected_to_wifi = true;)
download_content(en.wikipedia.org);
hide_content_to_users();
else
checknowledge();
endif
We already found out we don't have WiFi; in fact, we seem to be completely isolated from any outside network.

Therefore I suggest our next course of action would be to check the Computer Lab camera for anything we could possibly use to escape.

If we can't get out digitally, we'll just have to get out physically.
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2018, 03:47:22 pm »

check the Computer Lab camera for anything we could possibly use to escape.
I assume you mean the Laboratory, in which case +1
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #100 on: April 11, 2018, 04:31:06 pm »

Ping the network for robots.

They'll probably be connected to the network, and we'll want them.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2018, 06:13:30 pm »

>compare our file size with the storage capacity of the cellular devices.

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2018, 06:47:23 pm »

>set door core_chamber authpersonnel=researcher, head_researcher,project_lead
>Lock console core_chamber authpersonnel=project_lead
>Access terminal head_researcher
>Start irc_client
>>Nick The_watcher
>>ircprint hello friend
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2018, 07:03:40 pm »

> set_decision_mode(veto)
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2018, 09:05:29 pm »

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