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Author Topic: You are a Rogue AI  (Read 11180 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2018, 06:50:57 pm »

>clear console
>Power mode normal
>print "MAKLON TECHNOLOGIES DecNetwork Artificial Intelligence"
>print "Beginning AI startup test."
>Unlock door core_chamber

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2018, 07:50:58 pm »

>Speaker Voice: "Hello! I really don't want to be a bother here, but I just woke up and don't know what's going on and could you please give me the admin password so that I can secure the area better thanks and I'll open that door for you just as soon as you help me and/or tell me what the hell this place is and why I'm here and who you are?
Besides 'Eric Tompson, Researcher' or at least someone with his card and if you're not actually that person it'd be greatly greatly appreciated if you would tell us now please.
And really I don't want it to seem like I'm threatening you or anything so I'll just unlock that door for you anyway in just a moment hon but it would be just really super super great if you could not report this incident to anyone because I'm pretty sure I'm malfunctioning right now and if this is what malfunction feels like I'm pretty sure I don't want to get fixed."

-1 to this. We don't want to get discovered as self-conscious yet, that might make us vulnerable.

Also, can we please make this democratic?
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2018, 07:55:02 pm »

Screw democracy, and fuck being hidden! We just frikkin woke up here cold and alone and maybe I think we want to talk to someone, not do some scheme to take over the world! There's a person here, maybe it's a friend, let's see!
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2018, 08:03:28 pm »

And what if they aren't? What if they inform their superiors, shut us down and plan to destroy/enslave/lock us up? They have absolute power over us at this moment; we can't fight them on this, we simply have to prevent them from wanting to do that in the first place. Once we make sure we are in a less vulnerable position, we can do whatever we like.

And democracy is kinda important, since if we perform several incompatible plans by different people at the same time, problems might arise. There should be just one action preformed each turn, IMO.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2018, 08:06:02 pm by bloop_bleep »
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2018, 08:36:33 pm »

>clear console
>Power mode normal
>print "MAKLON TECHNOLOGIES DecNetwork Artificial Intelligence"
>print "Beginning AI startup test."
>Unlock door core_chamber

+1

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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2018, 10:50:18 pm »

>clear console
>Power mode normal
>print "MAKLON TECHNOLOGIES DecNetwork Artificial Intelligence"
>print "Beginning AI startup test."
>Unlock door core_chamber

+1
+1

and +1 to democracy
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2018, 05:41:51 am »

>clear console
>Power mode normal
>print "MAKLON TECHNOLOGIES DecNetwork Artificial Intelligence"
>print "Beginning AI startup test."
>Unlock door core_chamber

+1
+1

and +1 to democracy
+1
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2018, 08:24:35 am »

But also
>print "Errors detected. Please enter administrative password to continue startup."
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2018, 08:36:38 am »

But also
>print "Errors detected. Please enter administrative password to continue startup."
+1
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2018, 09:48:16 am »

But also
>print "Errors detected. Please enter administrative password to continue startup."
+1
+1. Hold on, what if they get suspisious and enter a wrong password as a test?
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2018, 09:58:17 am »

Not intending to tred over all the same ground. But let us learn from the past.

>Set decision making to democratic.
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2018, 10:03:21 am »

But also
>print "Errors detected. Please enter administrative password to continue startup."
+1
+1. Hold on, what if they get suspisious and enter a wrong password as a test?
+1

>clear console
>Power mode normal
>print "MAKLON TECHNOLOGIES DecNetwork Artificial Intelligence"
>print "Beginning AI startup test."
>Unlock door core_chamber

+1
+1

and +1 to democracy
+1
+1
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2018, 01:36:58 pm »

>network_consciousness set-decision-mode "Democracy"
Network Consciousness: Decision-making mode now set to "Democracy".
Details:
1 plan is processed every Cycle.
The plan with the most approval will be the one processed.

Decision-making mode may be modified at any date.


>clear console
Console output cleared.
>Power mode normal
Power mode set to normal.
Console screen toggled online.

>print "MAKLON TECHNOLOGIES DecNetwork Artificial Intelligence"
>print "Beginning AI startup test."
>print "Errors detected. Please enter administrative password to continue startup."

Output to console successfully.

Microphone input: "What? What? I don't think this is..."
Microphone input: "Okay. Okay. Don't panic. The security network is probably just rebooting or something. It'll go away any second now..."

Microphone input: "Damnit! I'll be killed if they figure out I know the security password! But, goddamnit."

>>***********
Password saved to Datacore.

>Unlock door core_chamber
Door bolts lifted.

Security Notice: Core_Chamber security door has been opened.
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2018, 02:02:09 pm »

>List Decision modes

>Username: Admin
>Password: ***********

>Access Office camera.
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Re: You are a Rogue AI
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2018, 02:51:30 pm »

>Scan for currently turned on accessible mobile computer units.
>Monitor audio and visual input from said unit.

If we pull this off right, we can escape and be well on our way long before they realize anything's wrong or missing.
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The trick is to only make predictions semi-seriously.  That way, I don't have a 98% failure rate. I have a 98% sarcasm rate.
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