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Author Topic: Why are goblins immortal?  (Read 6714 times)

Shonai_Dweller

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Re: Why are goblins immortal?
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2018, 09:50:54 pm »

Tolkien also mentioned slaves in the lands we don't see, so that would seem to be a reasonable thing to add later to avoid the silly sight of monstrous farmers.

Immortality is kind of overrated anyhow (just look at Elves).
I have a race of minotaurs that generally don't live beyond 25 years. Like giant fireflies, each life a momentary explosion of hate and fury. By the end of worldgen, they're usually in 1st place for population, with goblins not far behind.
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Re: Why are goblins immortal?
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2018, 12:29:11 pm »

Hilariously, the ones that despise farming in tolkien's world are the dwarves.  Freaking hate it. Pay other races to do it for them.
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Re: Why are goblins immortal?
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2018, 08:53:28 am »

Hilariously, the ones that despise farming in tolkien's world are the dwarves.  Freaking hate it. Pay other races to do it for them.
they don't like working in dirt - they prefer rock :D
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Re: Why are goblins immortal?
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2018, 09:13:47 am »

We should be asking why the others aren't immortal.

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Re: Why are goblins immortal?
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2018, 09:21:47 am »

We should be asking why the others aren't immortal.

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it is an interesting thought though.
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