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Author Topic: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"  (Read 304543 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1725 on: December 08, 2021, 04:06:18 am »
You hear that kids Santa only loves useful freaks!
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1726 on: December 08, 2021, 04:12:47 am »
As if Santa wasn't a freak himself.  Pretty fucking huge for an elf.
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1727 on: December 08, 2021, 04:17:15 am »
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"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1728 on: December 08, 2021, 07:56:09 am »
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1729 on: December 08, 2021, 08:17:41 am »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 07, 2021, 11:27:15 pm
y'know, Rudolph was only accepted into santa!society when his disfigurement became useful.

That's a big wrongo. It was the other reindeer that bullied Rudolph, not Santa.
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1730 on: December 08, 2021, 11:33:29 am »
Quote from: scriver on December 08, 2021, 08:17:41 am
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 07, 2021, 11:27:15 pm
y'know, Rudolph was only accepted into santa!society when his disfigurement became useful.

That's a big wrongo. It was the other reindeer that bullied Rudolph, not Santa.

how does that make it any better for poor Rudolph
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1731 on: December 08, 2021, 03:51:17 pm »
Well it means you should call it reindeer society, not sully santa's association with such second-rate slander!
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1732 on: December 09, 2021, 02:44:16 am »
How do we know it isn't Santa that perpetuates the reindeer on reindeer racism?
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1733 on: December 09, 2021, 09:33:12 am »
We need less Santa and more Krampus!
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1734 on: December 09, 2021, 04:25:45 pm »
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1735 on: December 09, 2021, 04:28:40 pm »
We need less santa, less krampus, and more yule goat
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1736 on: December 09, 2021, 04:31:26 pm »
Didn't they use to burn people in those things? Wicker man goat?

EDIT: with 'they', I ofcourse I mean the Swedes. Back in the human sacrifice days, everyone in their right mind just used human shaped wicker men for that.
Can't blame them though. If you stare into the abyss of surströmming long enough, the abyss will stare right back at you.

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1737 on: December 09, 2021, 04:44:09 pm »
The things we do to placate King Bore, Lord of Winter
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1738 on: December 09, 2021, 04:44:18 pm »
Quote from: Vector on December 08, 2021, 04:17:15 am
That freak Santa. . .

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #1739 on: December 09, 2021, 04:57:19 pm »
It's definitely one of the highest quality postal services ad I've ever seen :P
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