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SPAMKHAN! Khan Fun of Uckargis!
« on: April 01, 2018, 03:46:34 pm »

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Khan's Name:
Khan's Trait: Martial, Healthy, Lucky
Khan's Gimmick: Cruel, Crude, Dim, Bad Eyes, Drunkard, Heretic, Zealot

And that's all! Rapid-fire updates to the violent life of pillagery and destruction on the hands of Khan guaranteed!
« Last Edit: April 02, 2018, 04:03:50 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2018, 03:50:10 pm »

What, no possibility of making Crafty or Smokin' Hot would-be khagans?

Khan's Name: Fun
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Cruel
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2018, 03:52:58 pm »


Khan's Name: Ricardo Montalbán Gantulga
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Zealot
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2018, 03:59:06 pm »

Khan's Name: Juan Carlos Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez Kus Darbai
Khan's Trait: Lucky
Khan's Gimmick: Drunkard
« Last Edit: April 01, 2018, 04:00:50 pm by DolosusDoleus »
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2018, 04:04:31 pm »

Obligatory pun:

Khan's Name: Noonien Singh
Khan's Trait: Healthy
Khan's Gimmick: Zealot
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2018, 04:08:32 pm »

Obligatory pun:

Khan's Name: Noonien Singh
Khan's Trait: Healthy
Khan's Gimmick: Zealot
Star Trek fan here +1 that
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2018, 04:15:01 pm »

Khan's Name: Juan Carlos Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez Kus Darbai
Khan's Trait: Lucky
Khan's Gimmick: Drunkard
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2018, 05:08:30 pm »

Khan's Name: Sum Gai
Khan's Trait: Lucky
Khan's Gimmick: Heretic

I have basically no idea what I'm doing. :D
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2018, 05:17:33 pm »

What, no possibility of making Crafty or Smokin' Hot would-be khagans?

Khan's Name: Fun
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Cruel

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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2018, 05:41:41 pm »

What, no possibility of making Crafty or Smokin' Hot would-be khagans?

Khan's Name: Fun
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Cruel

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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2018, 05:47:17 pm »

What, no possibility of making Crafty or Smokin' Hot would-be khagans?

Khan's Name: Fun
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Cruel

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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2018, 06:19:59 pm »

What, no possibility of making Crafty or Smokin' Hot would-be khagans?

Khan's Name: Fun
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Cruel

+1

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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2018, 06:34:21 pm »

Khan's Name: Sinjar Ank
Khan's Trait: Martial
Khan's Gimmick: Heretic


Also yay! More SPAM is always good!
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Re: SPAMKHAN!
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2018, 02:03:56 am »

Obligatory pun:

Khan's Name: Noonien Singh
Khan's Trait: Healthy
Khan's Gimmick: Zealot
Star Trek fan here +1 that
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Re: SPAMKHAN! Khan Fun of Uckargis!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2018, 04:03:38 am »

666 BC*

You're Fun, son of Bug!

Your father died in battle, and you by the law of birth are the new Khan. You're know for your martial skill and your cruel behavior toward weaker kids and dumb animals; you especially love poking things with hot branding iron.

The Khagan, the right hand and advisor to the Khan, brings you news of the recently concluded Counting of Numbers!

Meadows: 5
Riches: 5
Horsemen: 5

Those are mediocre numbers, but you will have to live with these.

666 BC, Spring

Your uncle, Lar, has claimed the title of Khan for himself! With promises of much glory and boasting of being a more experienced leader than some 'whelp' like you, he has gathered some two thousand riders and is riding toward your camps to kill you!

A) I shall ride in front of my army and kill him personally in a duel!
B) My riders will go and destroy him and his army!
C) Maybe he is willing to negotiate some sharings of power?
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