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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1035 on: May 12, 2018, 04:34:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1036 on: May 12, 2018, 04:46:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1037 on: May 12, 2018, 04:55:45 pm »

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Quote from: AseaHeru (on Discord), Monday, June 20, 2022 10:41 PM
I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1038 on: May 12, 2018, 04:58:25 pm »

You ponder the issue for a moment. "Yeah. Thank the Handmaiden for bringing the issue to my attention. I'll have a chat with Feyleaf myself later. What is the other prayer about? I'm not going to sort out an entire marriage through my followers and intermediaries."

Skoonhein sighs. "Yeah... about that. The Nomad Dwarf in question has nearly enough soldiers on hand to even the odds against the invaders, but his price is the hand of one of your daughters in marriage. His name is Rinull, his band consists of mercenaries rather than land pirates, so they are better equipped than Dull's folk and trained to do things other than commit theft and war-crimes. He knows what he he is asking for is audacious, but is pious enough to have studdied the history of your cult, and knows that when Emperor Walnut made a similarly audacious request, his audacity was rewarded.

A: Azuma thinks it is her destiny to be the deciding factor in this war? She can start by purchasing me some soldiers.
B: Nishi thinks it is clever to go and marry a Nomad Dwarf without my consent? I'll show her.... by marrying her off to a Nomad Dwarf without her consent.
C: I'll talk to Sukina to see if she would like a shoulder to cry on. I gave up my authority to make big descisions like that for her when I gave her to Dull as payment, but if she is down for it...
D: Tell him my counter offer: A weekend in my bedchambers with a divine child to take home as a souvenir.
E: Tell him my counter offer: He may have Senshinochi's place in my home and body, so long as Senshinochi has command of his men.\
F: Tell him I'm not interested in his terms.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1039 on: May 12, 2018, 05:01:49 pm »

B has a delicious irony to it.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1040 on: May 12, 2018, 05:04:14 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1041 on: May 12, 2018, 05:09:34 pm »

B, but I get the feeling she'll muck it all up somehow.
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Quote from: AseaHeru (on Discord), Monday, June 20, 2022 10:41 PM
I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1042 on: May 12, 2018, 05:33:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1043 on: May 12, 2018, 05:37:38 pm »

C She can avenge her brother with her new husband's army.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1044 on: May 12, 2018, 05:39:03 pm »

You tell Skoonhein that Rinull will be marrying Nishi and in exchange will provide you the full might of his troops until the current threat has passed. The intermediary is tasked with breaking the good news to the bride and groom, and planning the wedding.

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Quietly you slip off your chariot and into the part of the Imperial Palace where the Empress keeps her chambers and find Feyleaf drilling with a custom practice weapon the same weight, shape, and balance of the artifact Glaive that her father found. You can tell she has improved a good bit, but is unlikely to ever be a hardened vengeful champion.

As a goddess of beauty, you can tell that this once decidedly average looking cross of dwarf and elf has improved her appearance greatly. The muscle she has developed from her workouts both helps fill in her somewhat stout and dwarfish frame, and gives you something nice to look at besides her chest when she isn't wearing much.

Upon seeing you, she dismisses her trainer, offers you the low respectful bow one would give a diety, followed by a warm hug that one would give family. "Sunpetal!" She says with a wide grin that is very nearly enough to mask her discontentment. "I wasn't expecting to see much of you around until after we resolved my deadly destiny problem. What brings a goddess to visit a god slayer?"

A: Sun-nut's plan, what do you know?
B: To talk about this little training regime my son has you on.
C: To discuss your... unmet needs.
D: To spoil my favorite daughter-in-law with gifts.
E: Girl time! You know this town better than I. Take me somewhere fun!
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1045 on: May 12, 2018, 05:43:13 pm »

E We have a healthy amount of essence so we shouldn't be in trouble, lets have a night on the town!  What trouble could we possibly get into?

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1046 on: May 12, 2018, 05:46:27 pm »

C

Gods in general tend to go both ways. At least, irl pantheons anyways.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1047 on: May 12, 2018, 06:16:49 pm »

E We have a healthy amount of essence so we shouldn't be in trouble, lets have a night on the town!  What trouble could we possibly get into?

E I don't know what trouble but I want to find out!
We can be a little more subtle than asking, "Where's your bed?"
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1048 on: May 12, 2018, 06:20:21 pm »

C

This is going to be fun...
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Quote from: AseaHeru (on Discord), Monday, June 20, 2022 10:41 PM
I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #1049 on: May 12, 2018, 07:03:20 pm »

C - Because sleeping with your son's wife can never go badly.
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