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Author Topic: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty  (Read 38516 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #600 on: April 13, 2018, 01:28:09 am »

Captooth

What's eating the death seal guy?


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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #602 on: April 13, 2018, 03:29:12 am »

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You pull Captooth aside and ask him why his husband is angry with you. The god of time shrugs. "I don't recall a specific beef... Honestly, Bark-Ark has trouble getting along with most deities outside the Abyssal Pantheon. He spends his days dealing with departed mortals, and those not reared in Ore's cult often take offense to a being who is not their god judging their fate. Nothing annoys him more than a dozen pious souls an hour screaming about how their god will hear about this and punish him."

Captooth shakes his head. "He actually told me he was fond of you some time back. I'm not sure if this was before or after you began to think he was mad at you, or if that still holds true today. In all likelihood your messenger caught him in a bad mood is all."

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The fifth and final day of the feast arrives! Your twin heroic daughters Azuma and Nishi are formally acknowledged as having come of age. After the brief ceremony is complete, it dawns on you that you are in something of an awkward position. Azuma has agreed to go out into the world and seek the missing Staff of Creed, but Nishi has no such plans, and as an adult she can't be expected to just hang around the divine dwelling, contributing nothing.

You clear your throat, and issue the following decree!
A: Nishi must leave the divine dwelling to carve her own place in the world!
B: Nishi may stay with you until Azuma completes her quest, so that you may decide the fate of both twins at the same time!
C: Nishi must join her hated sister on the quest to find The Staff of Creed!
D: Nishi needs a place in the world! Anounce to the assembled guest that you will hear any offers of marriage or employment for your leadership inclined daughter!
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #603 on: April 13, 2018, 03:31:55 am »

A - If they each find a quest to go on, maybe their competitive nature means they'll both try harder.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #604 on: April 13, 2018, 03:34:12 am »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #605 on: April 13, 2018, 03:56:58 am »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #606 on: April 13, 2018, 04:01:10 am »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #607 on: April 13, 2018, 04:02:39 am »

A - If they each find a quest to go on, maybe their competitive nature means they'll both try harder.

Or they can work out some kind of peace to at least not hate each other.

Or they will kill each other and no longer be an issue.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #608 on: April 13, 2018, 04:35:50 am »

A, let her forge her own legend!
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #609 on: April 13, 2018, 06:11:57 am »

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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #610 on: April 13, 2018, 06:46:19 am »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #611 on: April 13, 2018, 07:34:03 am »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #612 on: April 13, 2018, 08:04:30 am »

C

From what was said at their birth, I don't think separation will be enough to prevent their fated conflicts (plural!). The next best plan is to push them together and see if they can work out a scheme of "healthy" competition for themselves.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #613 on: April 13, 2018, 10:23:03 am »

"All glory to Sun-nut, God Emperor of All Things Beautiful!" You declare. Every cherub gathered, every member of your family, and most of the mortals present echo your decree.
I'm a little worried. Which mortals did not echo our decree, and why not? (I know it's a little late, but could we check this out?)
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #614 on: April 13, 2018, 11:28:28 am »

Those were probably just the foreign Kappa who aren't a part of his Empire and therefore aren't expected or required to join in the declaring. They were just here to witness it.
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