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Author Topic: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty  (Read 38477 times)

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #390 on: April 06, 2018, 06:42:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #391 on: April 06, 2018, 06:45:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #392 on: April 06, 2018, 06:55:43 pm »

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You attempt to strike up a conversation about family with Shujinkō, but have trouble getting anywhere with him. Eventually it dawns on you that you are assuming your beauty has the same effect on the blind kappa as it does his son! But, by the time you recognize and account for this mistake, it is too late. Shujinkō calls for his son to take him home, so Senshinochi runs out to harness his bird before leaving the party with his dad in toe!

After the party, you walk back to the apartments from the feasting grounds with all your children! This might be a good chance to single one out for a private discussion away from the glare of your court and gravitas of the throne room! You consider all the kids old enough to to make conversation with...

Whom do you wish to speak with?
A: Moonpetal, the birthday goddess!
B: Uzzu, her probable future husband!
C: Sun-nut, future god-king of the empire!
D: The unamed, unworthy, daughter you bore Emperor Walnut after he left on his fateful trip to The Soup, whom you never had the heart to cast out.

What do you wish to speak about?
A: Hopes and dreams!
B: Fears!
C: Life in the divine dwelling!
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #393 on: April 06, 2018, 06:59:31 pm »

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I really want this perfectly normal daughter to achieve something with her life, something that not even her siblings could do.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #394 on: April 06, 2018, 07:07:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #395 on: April 06, 2018, 07:49:23 pm »

So, we can push beauty of all forms, what isn't beautiful in a history of someone that made herself a hero by determination even if it wasn't written in the stars?

okay, even if he doesn't have any shiny dreams and just want a simple life, she is indeed probably beautiful and will be of use for marriage for her mortal family and all that noble human stuff, even if it isn't dwarven pantheon, who wouldn't give everything to marry the daughter of a god of beauty?
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #396 on: April 06, 2018, 07:59:19 pm »

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You talk to the nameless child about her hopes and dreams, but sadly the slow-ageing dwarf is a bit less mature than you had hoped.

Her biggest dream is to join the priesthood of the Dwarven Pantheon, because she knows Moonpetal and her daddy do not like the Dwarven Pantheon, and Moonpetal is mean to her.

She has heard that her equally unworthy sister got to run away with "elephant people" and thinks being an "elephant people" like her would be cool.

Lastly, she dreams of making friends with the "mean goddess of the soupy-place who took her dady away," so that she can make her "give daddy's body back so we can give him a cool funeral and tomb like the people in the stories."

As dubious as all her dreams are, you suppose none of them are completely impossible, and you can't hold on to her forever; Non heroic mortals are fragile, so you wouldn't be shocked if one of her siblings were to accidental hurt or even kill her.

Where do you wish to try and place the girl?
A: Send her to the dwarven clergy in the mountianhomes!
B: See if there are any land pirate clans interesting in adopting her!
C: See if Char-Dis is in the market for a peace offering!
D: Just place her with an imperial noble like you did her sister!
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #397 on: April 06, 2018, 08:03:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #399 on: April 06, 2018, 08:36:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #400 on: April 06, 2018, 08:44:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #401 on: April 06, 2018, 08:51:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #402 on: April 06, 2018, 09:18:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #403 on: April 06, 2018, 09:46:03 pm »

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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #404 on: April 06, 2018, 09:55:48 pm »

I think A will anger hubby, B is super sketchy, and C might get her killed (we can't just trust a spider goddess!)

Therefore, D

EDIT: Changed vote on later post.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2018, 11:13:48 pm by Pavellius »
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