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[NRDL]

B

[Criptfeind]

So. Wait, we have to feed favored mortals to her until one manages to wound her...?

A

[randomgenericusername]

A

[Lord_lemonpie]

B:

Emperor Walnut carries "Brushmaster" a simple machete that he once used to clear jungle in his previous life as a herbalist, but has become a minor artifact upon bathing in the blood of the titan that Walnut slew. Between this mighty weapon, and his vengeful nature, you suppose the emperor could fight a divine being on equal or even advantageous footing.

This makes it sound like Walnut has quite the chance. He doesn't need to kill, only to wound.
Also, last time we denied him his duel, he was quite upset.

[mightymushroom]

So. Wait, we have to feed favored mortals to her until one manages to wound her...?

Or have a beast ... perhaps a string of beasts, since she seems so bent on this ... rampage through our lands?

B

If Walnut fails, brainwash Trunk and his magic arrow to think she's beautiful. Maybe it'll cause problems with the elf, but we can get around those.

[Harry Baldman]

B

Let's let our man have his day. Or die, alternatively. Either way it's not so bad!

[Weirdsound]

You inform Emperor Walnut that he is tasked with invading a Hellscape and wounding a goddess, and at once a cold grin of satisfaction spreads across his face. He swears to do what he must to protect his wife, goddess, and empire. When the day of his departure arrives, you find your husband in a rather glum mood; You are with child again, and he confesses that it will break his heart to miss the birth. You can't help but shed a single tear at that.

2.7 CS:

Emperor Walnut's third child happens to be a second daughter. To your dismay and like her sister, she completely lacks any heroic markings or traits. In spite of this, however, you decide to keep custody of the dwarf-girl for the time being; You are sure her father would like to see her once before you send her away, that is if he survives his quest.

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News from The Empire! A flock of strange, winged, midnightskinned elves has arrived in The Town of the Tome. They claim to be monks of Herm a Sky-god of interior design, and wish to spend a few years in town studying the laws and values of your cult, which they feel are similar to their own.

A: They can stay.
B: My most sacred town will not play host to priests of a rival cult!

[mightymushroom]

A

Okay but I'd like Lahara to watch them. A sky god of interior design? Something is missing here.

(But I have been expecting a sky/mountain pantheon to show up sometime, so that's cool.)

[Harry Baldman]

A!

[Maximum Spin]

A

[Pavellius]

A

Okay but I'd like Lahara to watch them. A sky god of interior design? Something is missing here.

+1

[Weirdsound]

You allow the strange monks to stay.

2.8 CS:

0

Woe and dismay! An emissary of Char-Dis appears before you, and tosses Brushmaster, the legendary blade of Emperor Walnut, at your feet!

"My master is pleased to inform you that your husband got lost in The Soup, and has perished horribly of starvation without even laying eyes on his quarry! Your followers are now without a leader, and your bedchambers without a husband. You have until 3.9 CS to send another beloved mortal champion, or else she will send her monster to attack what you hold dear! The beast shall content itself with tormenting the fallen soul of the emperor in the meantime."

...Crap.

What should be done about the sudden lack of leadership within the empire?
A: Come clean. The mortals can handle the truth.
B: I should be able to keep them in the dark on this one for three decades until Sun-nut comes of age to claim the throne.

And as for that murderous, psychotic, bitch Char-Dis?
A: Enough of these games! Lets see her starve out imortals! My host is coming for her and her little pet!
B: Lahara. Sabotage monster. NOW!
C: I will send another emissary to plead with her. This must be something I can do to make this torment stop.
D: I will find another champion, and try again in 11 years as she wishes.

[Leonardo8]

BB

[Maximum Spin]

BB

[mightymushroom]

A B

Truth is Beauty and Beauty, Truth.