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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #855 on: April 26, 2018, 06:25:27 pm »

she Better not
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #856 on: April 26, 2018, 09:34:35 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #857 on: April 26, 2018, 09:37:00 pm »

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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #858 on: April 26, 2018, 10:09:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #859 on: April 27, 2018, 12:31:43 am »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #860 on: April 27, 2018, 05:00:10 am »

You consume a trivial amount of essence to cast aside your disguise and levitate away from the crowd, landing on the edge of the balcony in front of newlywed couple. League Father Kranstill is clearly thrilled by your appearance. Nishi is clearly terrified.

"I AM SUNPETAL OF BEAUTY!" You cry in a terrible sing-song voice, "AND I..."

Before you can go any further a thought strikes you. Perhaps it would be best to treat Nishi and her new husband with a good degree of leniency; If you can prevent them from harming the Empire without harming or angering them, their people could prove a windfall of new followers, and a powerful ally against the mountain dwarves. Then again, publicly endorsing your daughter's effort to convert a bunch of nomad dwarves may draw the ire of the Dwarven Pantheon before you are ready for it, and allowing Nishi to conspire against Sun-nut and get away unpunished might encourage some of Senshinochi's other children to try a similar stunt in the future.

You pause a moment for thought before finishing your sentence.
A: ...Would like to politely convince you not to attack The Empire.
B: ...Am here to make you a deal, Nishi. Swear to leave Sun-nut alone, and I will crown you Empress of these assembled people here and now.
C: ...AM HERE TO STERNLY REBUKE YOU FOR CONSPIRING AGAINST MY SON!
D: ...WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON BY SUBJECTING YOUR NEW HUSBAND TO DIVINE PUNISHMENT!
E: ...WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS TREACHERY! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DIVINE PUNISHMENT, DAUGHTER!
F: ...WILL SUMMON MY HOST TO WIPE OUT YOUR ASSEMBLED ARMY! Lets see what sort of threat you can post to The Empire without a military.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #861 on: April 27, 2018, 05:14:05 am »

Anything except for d and f.

These guys are loyal, she was just manipulating them.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #862 on: April 27, 2018, 05:38:25 am »

I want a merge of B and C, personally. Rebuke Nishi for trying to claim the Imperial throne, but congratulate her on personally acquiring a large number of followers. Maybe see about folding them into the Empire with her as a regional governor?

If I had to pick though, I'd go for B. Better to have allies against the Mountain Dwarves than risk alienating them.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #863 on: April 27, 2018, 06:13:02 am »

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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #864 on: April 27, 2018, 08:48:08 am »

C
or maybe E but probably not

She's already converted them, just look at that guy's face. It's her lust for power that's causing a problem.

We should come down hard enough to convince the rest she isn't speaking for our divine will and to convince the Dwarf Pantheon it was unauthorized, but not so hard that these poor souls actually turn away from us.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #865 on: April 27, 2018, 09:05:13 am »

Can we go with something with B and C?

publicy announce that killing of our own children is something we will frown upon (and specially with a cult of god emperor, godamn nishi, you asshole, you want to essence to go to waste?)

we can make an artifact if the people cheer enough, and say in her ear "I will talk with you later"
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #866 on: April 27, 2018, 09:11:25 am »

A Going all old testament then just being reasonable seems too funny to pass up, B is a good alternative I guess.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #867 on: April 27, 2018, 09:24:21 am »

Cease and desist
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #868 on: April 27, 2018, 10:08:23 am »

I'm in favour of the whole C and then B thing.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #869 on: April 27, 2018, 11:25:50 am »

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