You swipe the pink potion off the desk. "Hey guys! Watch this!"
The potion is strange. It looks like colored water, but has the consistency of tree sap and the taste of dairy and gamy wild meat.
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The first gulp seems to do nothing, so you down the entire bottle. Your mortal companions follow your lead, as Feyleaf downs the blue potion and Soilsong the black. The acolyte looks aghast, but can do nothing as the three of you march out of the study and continue your tour of Azuma's mansion!
Your comrades are hit by their drinks first. Feyleaf becomes exhausted, and passes out in one of the sitting rooms on a large reclining chair. Soilsong, on the other hand, becomes aggressive and starts kicking over furniture and trying to pick a fight with the acolyte.
Then you feel it. A fire in your loins! Just your luck, you have consumed an aphrodisiac while the person you had been strongly considering intimacy with anyway got a damn sleeping potion! You attempt to ignore the urge at first, but this pulls futile, and you find yourself dragging the artist into the next suitably large closet you pass and demanding that he ravage you.
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Time drags in the closet. Soilsong happily indulges you at first, but he lacks both the stamina and the focus to remain sexual for long. You wind up pathetically encouraging your partner's equally pathetic attempts to inflict violence upon you through your divine defenses in vain hope that it will bring you satisfaction.
It is in this shameful state that Azuma finds you. On your back, begging a scrawny mortal on as he attempts to grind his boot heel into your neck.
"Don't you know you are supposed to invite the witch on the bender with you," she muses as a wicked smile crosses her face, "not invade her ho-"
"MARRY ME BITCH!" Soilsong interrupts with a roar.
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Azuma doesn't even look at the young dwarf, as she turns him into a rat with the wave of an arm.
"As I was saying," your daughter continues, as her grin widens "three sips of my recreational potions would be more than enough, even for a deity. It looks like you just downed the pink one. If I had to guess, the effects you are feeling will become two to three times more intense before they wear off. You are going to be pretty miserable for the next eight to twelve hours... I'm sure I can find either an antidote, or a way to keep you satisfied ...If you make it worth my while."
A: Beg Azuma to aid you. You are sure that by way of either her lust or her loyalty, you can make her help without having to actually give her anything.
B: Offer her an artifact in exchange for her help!
C: Offer her a godly child in exchange for her help!
D: Offer her a blank check favor in exchange for her help!
E: Ignore Azuma, and try to find Feyleaf. You can sort your current issues out without the witch's help.
F: Ignore Azuma, and try to find where Senshinochi is staying in town. Your loyal husband will likely help you deal with the issue at hand free of charge.
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