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[frostgiant]

Welcome to the Warband ya OddBoys, The Warboss Jobok Mordakka has got you Grotz in charge of making some real snazzy new weapons and vehicles to krump the other Gitz.

He wants Dis to Be a Scrap ta remember, and Ta do Dat We need some real ORky weapons YA hear! He says That Dis will be our Intraduktun to da univas, and he wants Lotsa good dakka for dat.


DA MEETIN GROUNDS

MAP

HIVE CITY MAP

Spoiler:  Starting Arsenal (click to show/hide)

Infantry:

Smasha - A variety of handheld bludgeoning tools consisting of whatever the boys of the hamma huntaz warband can get their hands on that they think will produce a nice meaty Thwack when propelled into a git. This can be anything from sticks and bludgeons on a chain to small hammers and mallets. Most of these implements appear to be made out of scrap metal.
1 Metal Gubbinz. [Cheap]


Slugga - A pistol sized for an orks hand. Sheer caliber makes up for the lack of power caused by being a black powder weapon. Typically used by Boys in addition to a choppa and often fired for no more reason than to hear the Slugga shooting.
1 Metal Gubbinz 1 Shiny Bitz. [Cheap]

Big Hamma - A massive hammer typically wielded by the nobs of the Hamma huntaz. These hamma are typically of a size such that any non-Ork Nob would be crushed under the weight. Typically made from Scrap metal and bone.
2 Metal Gubbinz. [Cheap]


Ork leathers – Consisting of A rough shirt and pair of pants made out of Squig leather, They are better then nothing. Unlikely to do much with the poor quality of the leather and The fact that the stitching is so rough that your average Nob can stick his hands in the numerous wholes. Bette r then nothing, but not by much. 1 Metal Gubbinz. [Cheap]

Vehicles:

Trukk - Wheels, a metal frame and an engine that makes Very loud noises and goes fast. The trukk is Everything that an ork looks for in a vehicle, or at least enough to count as a Vehicle to an ork. The trukk lacks any and all armour in order to go as fast as possible and carry as many orks and can Hold on.
Comes with a reinforced grill and bumper so the driver can get in on the melee to.
3 Metal Gubbinz. 1 Shiny Bitz. [Expensive]  +1 TC

Air power:

Naval vehicles:

Ork dingie - A floating junk pile made of scrap wood, metal and bone thrown together with the vague hope it won’t sink before the boys can get to a good scrap. Held together with a prayer and Squig Glue.
3 Metal Gubbinz 1 Shiny Bitz [Expensive] (+1TC)

Squigs:

Hair squig -: A important part in any flash orks repertoire, the hair squig latches onto an orks head and gives them a topknot that makes them look dead ‘ard. Very important piece of tech right here.

Spoiler: Resources and TC (click to show/hide)

Resources MG, SB.
Huntaz Camp 1/1 (does not require TC0
Desert North +1 Metal Gubbinz
Jungle North +1 Metal Gubbinz (Missing TC)
Ash wastes North +1 Shiny Bitz (Missing TC)
Islands North +1 Shiny BItz

2 Metal Gubbinz
2 Shiny Bitz

TC needed 4,  TC Wanted

WAAAAAGH Track 0/2

Now, Da smart boys are thinking that it will take a year or two before the WAAGH! will be big enough to get to da other gitz through the Critters and Wastes.

Da Boss Says ta Get to work!

Battle Reports:
001 of Da Big Brawl

[Happerry]

'Ere's da idea, ladz. Weeb take da Slugga, an weeb make da Slugga lots bigga. An den weeb take da trukk, an weeb put da newlee made big shoota on da Trukk. An den weeb calls it da Dakkatrukk, koz s'a trukk wif a big shoota fing on it. Simple, see? Dat way our ladz kan ridd in style while they shoot a git. An o' corse it shud be painteded wif red stripz, cause da red wunz go fasta.

Dakkatrukk (1): Happerry

[piratejoe]

So lon'z s'fast an az a nice ram on da front so we'z kan smash dem uvver gits if dey git close.

Dakkatrukk (2): Happerry, Piratejoe

[Failbird105]

Don't forget to paint it red, otherwise it isn't going as fast as it can yet.

[Happerry]

Don't forget to paint it red, otherwise it isn't going as fast as it can yet.

Gud point, I'll edit dat in.

[BBBence1111]

Dakkatrukk (3): Happerry, Piratejoe, BBB

Weeb shud add sum rams ter it, so weeb kan 'ammer dim if they git too close, loike Joe said.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Dakkatrukk (4): Happerry, Piratejoe, BBB, DoubloonSeven

Weeb shud add sum rams ter it, so weeb kan 'ammer dim if they git too close, loike Joe said.

Couldz we 'ave sum choppaz spinnin' in tha front'v it?

[frostgiant]

DAKKATRUCK - 'Ere's da idea, ladz. Weeb take da Slugga, an weeb make da Slugga lots bigga. An den weeb take da trukk, an weeb put da newlee made big shoota on da Trukk. An den weeb calls it da Dakkatrukk, koz s'a trukk wif a big shoota fing on it. Simple, see? Dat way our ladz kan ridd in style while they shoot a git. An o' corse it shud be painteded wif red stripz, cause da red wunz go fasta.

Normal
1d6 -> [4] Success.

 So, wun uv da meks decided ‘dat da slugga wasn't fir'n Da Dakka fast enough. so 'e got togetha wit' a bunch uv ‘da otha Boyz an’ decided ta make it bigga (because 'dat makes it louder) an’ fire fasta 'cos dakka iz always betta by stick'n 4 uv dese bigga slugga's togetha.
 'da result iz a nice big shoota dat fires really fast. ‘da Boyz have taken ta kall'n it a big shoota.
 it should be able ta act as real nice dakka against all 'da otha gits. Da Meks have mounted Da shoota on the trukk so that the passenger gets ta shoots some dakka now.  Da Big Belt oh Dakka for da shoota has been wrapped around the gunners seat.
Da boyz have taken to trying to lug da Big shoota around, But dey run out of bullets to quickly to really do anything.

A quick koat uv red paint slathered on via snotlins face. an da dakka trukk iz ready ta go.
(Big shoota made and mounted on a trukk, No individual cost, only mounted on da truck right now)
DakkaTrukk 3 Metal Gubbinz 1 Shiny Bitz [Expensive]

[Happerry]

Bullet Packs
Since da boyz keep run'n outa ammo wen they try ter use da big shoota on foot, we'll make backpacks fer dim dat weeb kan roll up a much longa big ammo belt fer dim in, so they donz run outa bullets!

Bullet Packs (1): Happerry

[Doubloon-Seven]

Bullet Packs (2): Happerry, DoubloonSeven

Da problemz is reloadin'. Reloadin' means yer boyz don't use 's much dakka 's possibles. We needs to givvem wun belt've ammo dat fills up the hole pack, 'n dats whoy Happerry's a dead propa Ork.

[piratejoe]

Bullet Packs (2): Happerry, DoubloonSeven, Piratejoe

Gib em sum more slugs so dey kan git back in da foight

[frostgiant]

Bullet Packs
Since da boyz keep run'n outa ammo wen they try ter use da big shoota on foot, we'll make backpacks fer dim dat weeb kan roll up a much longa big ammo belt fer dim in, so they donz run outa bullets!

Trivial
1d6 -> [3]


 da rutherds spend a small amount uv time hollow'n out 'da gutz uv a kommon squig, remov'n da teeth an’ limbs before mak'n a pair uv straps for it. ‘da end result iz a squig shaped backpack filled ta ‘da brim (lips) wit' belted ammo for ‘da choice boy ‘dat wants ta karry around a big shoota. Wit' dis task done dey get back ta dere game uv "kick ‘da grot".

Spoiler: 'Umie version (click to show/hide)

Da Rutherds spend a small amount of time hollowing out the gutz of a common squig, Removing da teeth and limbs before making a pair of straps for it. The end result is a squig shaped backpack filled to the brim (lips) with belted ammo for the choice boy that wants to carry around a big shoota. With this Task done They get back to their game of "Kick the grot".

Infantry weapon -> Big Shoota, A really large gun that fires bigger dakka than the slugga and much faster, the big shoota is made out of the barrels of 4 sluggas. This weapon has been mounted on a trukk to make Dakkatrukks and with the advent of A backpack, lucky boyz have taken to carrying it around and enjoying the sensation of knocking themselves off their feet with the sheer recoil. It makes a good try of making up for typical boy accuracy through sheer fire rate.
3 Metal Gubbinz [Expensive]