Boom Boom Squig: These good squigs are rapidly reproducing creature that grow an explosive mixture within their stomach. When they grow large enough, they are capable of blowing up on demand. Very easy to train "boom boom hammerers!" being one of the only commands needed.
Hard
1d6 -> [4] Success, Minor bug
Da boom squig iz 'da rutherds new project for dis month, tak'n samples from 'da jungle an' kickin 'da gretchin out into 'da ash wastes ta kollect 'da various chemical waste ‘dat dey fink dey need. Wot den occurred was a very orky method uv breeding, feed'n a buncha face eata squigs ‘da chemical kocktail before lett'n said face-eaters, eat an get eaten by ‘da variety uv gribliez ‘da rutherds brought back from ‘da jungle.
'da end result iz a face eatre squig 'dat looks like it ate someth'n way ta big, big a giant swell right behind its chompaz. Dis big round bit on da squig was actual a set uv chemical sacks an’ glands, kontain'n a large variety uv chemicals ‘dat 'plode ratha vigorously when mixed togetha.
when 'da boom squig bites down on someth'n solid, 'da sacks will mix togetha an detonate.
‘da 'plosion 'dat ‘da boom squig makes iz big enough ta take a chunk outta a trukk an pop any Boyz stand'n right near it. Lack uv whizz'n bitz means 'dat any boy 'dat isn't standin right next ta it should be fine.
‘da Boyz have taken ta toss'n ‘da little krittaz like a stikk bomb. Some uv im haven't realized ‘da difference between face eataz an boom squigs yet. Makes face eat'n kontest real fun for all ‘da otha Boyz dough.
Boom Squig 1 Metal Gubbinz. 2 Shiny Bitz. [Cheap]