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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #120 on: April 16, 2018, 04:11:49 pm »

While Parsia is on our minds, what has become of Leath's widow, and his offspring by her?

Considering that they are heathens, by heathen, and of royal family, and 3 out of 4 are women, pretty sure that Manipur got or has planned to off them or sell them into slavery.

This is a subplot I/we should address soon, ye ;vc

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #121 on: April 16, 2018, 04:20:45 pm »

That dirty worm better not touch our relatives if he knows whats good for him. Otherwise he'll be dying a very painful death. No one gets away with killing/hurting our blood but us!  >:(

Also is the ever distant harem something that Parsians practice? Can we absorb it from their culture?
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« Reply #122 on: April 16, 2018, 04:59:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #123 on: April 16, 2018, 05:27:58 pm »

What became of the dwarves who fled deeper underground when we sacked their fortress? Did they escape somehow, or were they just hiding in a mineshaft until the coast was clear?

Related, what were the dwarves fighting down there shortly before we sacked their fort? I don't remember exactly when that happened but they warned us about the situation but refused our offer to help, then just told us it was dealt with a while later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #124 on: April 16, 2018, 11:55:04 pm »

What became of the dwarves who fled deeper underground when we sacked their fortress? Did they escape somehow, or were they just hiding in a mineshaft until the coast was clear?

Related, what were the dwarves fighting down there shortly before we sacked their fort? I don't remember exactly when that happened but they warned us about the situation but refused our offer to help, then just told us it was dealt with a while later.

They went deeper underground and through all those caves and tunnels, navigated their ways safely to other fortresses.

They dug too deep and released some couple forgotten beasts and such. Took them a while to kill'em all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #125 on: April 17, 2018, 01:47:22 am »

Ah, Haspen. Occasionally killing off people and unleashing eldritch horrors on side characters that escaped. All in a day's work for the person who is essentially more powerful than any god, but still only focuses on this one wee Empier here.
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« Reply #126 on: April 17, 2018, 12:47:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #127 on: April 17, 2018, 09:14:19 pm »

Are Aliens a thing? Like actual, bonified space aliens?

Is the world flat? Or is it round?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #128 on: April 17, 2018, 11:54:35 pm »

Are Aliens a thing? Like actual, bonified space aliens?

Is the world flat? Or is it round?

Dunno, haven't met any yet :P

It is round, but no one circumnavigated it yet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #129 on: April 23, 2018, 12:54:22 am »

Was there any nations with religious tolerance laws before us?

Has any other nation besides us set up a House of Learning or something like it?

Is the 'Purer' version of Pantheonism that just appeared more mystical/magical because it only worships the oldest Pantheon gods?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #130 on: April 23, 2018, 09:43:56 am »

Was there any nations with religious tolerance laws before us?

Has any other nation besides us set up a House of Learning or something like it?

Is the 'Purer' version of Pantheonism that just appeared more mystical/magical because it only worships the oldest Pantheon gods?

The region in general was quite tolerant, because it lies in nature of Pantheonism to be tolerant ("hey, nice god. Did you know we have 50 plus of them? Ain't that rad!"), then Singularism and Damed showed up, and recently Alldivinism, and people began to play favorites, till Cyl happened.

No, Methiant the only one with university in this region.

It sheds away lots of gods made from people aka 'this guy did this and killed this beast and then won seven battles in a row, truly he must've been god in disguise'. Thann's purist version crops the list back to first half of first millenium AD.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #131 on: May 04, 2018, 05:42:09 pm »

What religions do the Elves and Dwarves practice?
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« Reply #132 on: May 05, 2018, 01:58:55 am »

What religions do the Elves and Dwarves practice?

No idea. But true to DF inspirations that are already aplenty in spamkingdom, dwarves probably have some sort of pantheon and elves worship a forest spirit or two.
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« Reply #133 on: May 05, 2018, 02:51:36 am »

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You decide to lead her to the healers. You don't get far before the maid clutches her stomach - or chest, you're not sure - in pain and leans downwards. Great, there will be a floor mess soon-

Ye gods! Instead of barfing like any normal sick person would do, a ribbed black appendage bursts from her mouth. In a cacophony of clicks, sizzles and very quiet shrieks, the maid stands upright, her chest bursting open and a set of four, scythe-like legs extending from her exposed ribcage, the visible bones wrapped in mass of black tentacles.

The horrid tentacle-ant-maid-thing then bursts a lobster-like tail from between its legs and goes as qaudruped. Its tongue-tube-thing extends towards you, and only now you notice triple row of needle-like teeth decorating its tight throat tunnel.

Drooling and clicking widly, this monster from other world advances towards you!!

a) fuckin hell run away and to the left there's guard tower there, or was it healers? fuk this why its always me
b) aaaah what the fuck time to run and go left that's were the mess hall is the masses gotta help or maybe some damn guards will b around for once
c) fuck this and evacuate through the window and if you remember correctly there's some roof underneath or stables or somethin

What sort of monster was this thing, and where did it come from?
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« Reply #134 on: May 05, 2018, 03:03:55 am »

This update has been sponsored by this snazzy, cutesy moozik.



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You decide to lead her to the healers. You don't get far before the maid clutches her stomach - or chest, you're not sure - in pain and leans downwards. Great, there will be a floor mess soon-

Ye gods! Instead of barfing like any normal sick person would do, a ribbed black appendage bursts from her mouth. In a cacophony of clicks, sizzles and very quiet shrieks, the maid stands upright, her chest bursting open and a set of four, scythe-like legs extending from her exposed ribcage, the visible bones wrapped in mass of black tentacles.

The horrid tentacle-ant-maid-thing then bursts a lobster-like tail from between its legs and goes as qaudruped. Its tongue-tube-thing extends towards you, and only now you notice triple row of needle-like teeth decorating its tight throat tunnel.

Drooling and clicking widly, this monster from other world advances towards you!!

a) fuckin hell run away and to the left there's guard tower there, or was it healers? fuk this why its always me
b) aaaah what the fuck time to run and go left that's were the mess hall is the masses gotta help or maybe some damn guards will b around for once
c) fuck this and evacuate through the window and if you remember correctly there's some roof underneath or stables or somethin

What sort of monster was this thing, and where did it come from?

That's a Zorkubt, an unfortunately common ailment in Methiant during the fall.  The parasite is passed through drinking water and heating or brewing normally kills it but a few people are infect each year despite this.  The tail actually has the egg cluster which it tries to get into a nearby body of water so the life cycle of the other gender can fertilize it.

The only curious thing is why it was so hostile, as they normally run from most encounters despite their great ability at self defense.
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