A cool breeze fills the air, blowing around freshly fallen leaves. Fresh dew on the lawn glints in the morning sun. It really is a beautiful morning for martial arts violence.
"Just a second"Kung Fu Man snaps his fingers, which somehow
activates the radio in Post Man's mail-truck.
"Perfect""What the... Whatever!" Start with a Palm Thrust, then go for the throat.
[5v6]
"Your love of novelty disco music is no match for the might of the postal service!"Post Man does a backflip onto the top of his mailtruck and poses.
"its mail time, Kung Fool!"[1]
Post Man quickly reaches into his mail satchel, presumably throw out a barrage of paper sharp envelopes. He succeeds in giving himself a nasty papercut on the palm of his hand.
"SSSSSShit! aaAAAAaaAAAA!" The stinging pain leaves Post Man wide open!
When Post Man looks away from his palm, he comes face to face with Kung Fu Man!
"You done?"[3+1:hit][6][stun:yes][crit:no]
WHA-CHAAA!You drive your palm straight into Post Man's gut. Time seems to slow down as you observe blood and spittle drifts out of the villain's mouth. You can almost pinpoint the second the Post Man's eyes glaze over as all the color drains from his body.
The uncivil servant is knocked off the mail-truck, forming a twitching heap of spilled letters and broken man.
Go for the throat with a kung fu chop.
"Its over!" [stun:autohit][2]
Kung Fu Man jumps off the truck hoping to land a kung fu chop directly on Post Man's throat! You slightly misjudge the timing and angle and end up bitch slapping him across the face.
It doesn't really matter though, as Post Man is thoroughly unconscious.
"That was pathetic. Then again, he was the first obstacle"Your stomach rumbles again.
LOOT GET!-
Bottomless Bag of Someone else's mail-
Mail-truck Keys-
20 MoolahHealth: Kung Fine!
Equipment: White Battle Gi, Black Belt, Blue Headband
Wallet: 20 Mpplah
Items: Bag of Mail - You could deliver a nasty paper cut with all those bills
Mail-truck Keys: Key's to Post Man's ride
Kung Fu Special Techniques:
-Kung Fu Palm Thrust (lv1): A straight thrust to the gut. [small chance to stun]
-Kung Fu Chop (lvl1): Slice through defense with your bare hands! [chance to ignore armor]
-Kung Fu Man's Secret Move!: Channel your energy for a devastating maneuver [requires charge-up, chance to stun, high chance of critical hit]
Now what to do with Post Man?
A. Leave him in the street. He's not worth the extra effort.
B. Ain't no rest for the wicked. Finish him off.
C. He's still breathing. Take him back to the dojo-house and interrogate him for info.