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5 (11.6%)

lettuce

3 (7%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

cabbage

21 (48.8%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Voting closed: March 17, 2018, 10:19:31 pm

[Magistrum]

Free the cat I guess?

Pet the freed cat.

[CABL]

Inflict Frenzy on anyone who can see me.

[3] You inflict Frenzy on the heavy inquisitors.

meow pitifully to hope someone frees me

Free the cat I guess?

[3] Egan_BW grows blood hands and unglues the kitten. The paws are still somewhat sticky.

Pet the freed cat.

[5] The cat is happy and rubs around your legs.

*Throw lettuce fiend into deep space, using the transferred momentum to return to the planet below.

[2+2 vs 1+1] You throw the lettuce fiend into deep space with your Force Clap, which also sends you back to the planet's surface.

Flop around on the ground and die, then respawn as a werewolf.

[2] You keep laying on the ground, bleeding in agony.

The essence of the cabbage angel tries to seize the control of the body from the wierd.
[5 vs 1, no bonuses, since it's inner battle] The essence of good effortlessly kicks wierd out of its body. wierd is now a blob of rotten cabbages yet again!
[4+2 vs 1] The cabbage angel creates a vortex, leading to the Plane of Punishment. It sucks wierd in, then closes.

wierd appears in a giant floating cage, which has countless others giant floating cages nearby, mostly filled with various blasphemers and demons. His cage has a couple of humanoid creatures with a pinkish, rotted skin, and of skeleton-with-flesh body build. All of the cages are linked with big rusty chains to a big, Moon-like planet, which holds all of the cages, so that they don't float away into the cosmos.

The lettuce fiend decides to turn into a giant meteor, in order to get back to the planet...
[6] ...It flies past the surface, hitting a moon orbiting the planet.

Squad 1 and 4 of the Cabbage Inquisition are trying to give more power to the cabbage angel via prayers!

[wierd]

*Use corrosive cabbage juice to digest the door of the cage

[Egan_BW]

Siphon blood off of the Frenzying inquisitors to strengthen myself and increase the Frenzy effect.

[King Zultan]

Die faster then respawn as some thing else.

[scourge728]

*manipulate humans into doing my bidding*

[CABL]

*Use corrosive cabbage juice to digest the door of the cage

[2] The cage is made from unknown magical alloy, which is immune to corrosion.

Siphon blood off of the Frenzying inquisitors to strengthen myself and increase the Frenzy effect.

[6 vs 2] You siphon huge amounts of blood from the frenzying inquisitors, killing several of them and interrupting their prayers! You get +1 to every action for 2 rounds!

Die faster then respawn as some thing else.

[2] You fail to die.

*manipulate humans into doing my bidding*

[6] Magistrum and the inquisitors now worship you! However, Magistrum hold you a little bit too tight in their grips!

Squad 1 and 4 got disorganized and start killing each other, due to Frenzy!
[5] Squad 1 suffered very little casualties.
[4] Squad 4 suffered little casualties.

The cabbage angel teleports to the moon in order to fight the lettuce fiend!

[1+2 vs 6+1] The cabbage angel tries to destroy the lettuce fiend from the distance, by hurling Divine Energy Spears at it, but the lettuce fiend counters it with the Shield of Protection from Good!

The lettuce fiend creates Daggers Of Pure Evil, then it does a sudden dash towards the cabbage angel, stabbing and slashing him at least thirty times, then the fiend grabs the angel and throws it back to the planet!
[1] The impact of the cabbage angel with the planet causes extremely harsh earthquake across the planet!
All humanoids, animals, and other mundane creatures need to roll five or die!
[4] Squad 1 gets shattered while beating each other!
[5] Squad 4 miraculously survives despite being flung around six times!
[4] scourge728 gets shredded between two rising tectonic plates! Respawn?
[5] Somehow, King Zultan survives!

[Egan_BW]

REACH UP TOWARDS THE MOON AND STEAL THE EVIL DAGGERS, CORRUPTING THEM BY BATHING THEM IN THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND OTHERWISE, CREATING BLOOD RED DEVIL DAGGERS.

[wierd]

*attempt to escape cage by exploiting "shapelessness", and slithering between the bars.

[King Zultan]

Give my life force to the cabbage angle, then respawn as some thing else.

[scourge728]

*respawn as vaugly defined god-cat* ((let's try this again))

[Magistrum]

Prepare to pet cat.
This seems nice.

[CABL]

Prepare to pet cat.
This seems nice.

Damn, I forgot about you.
[1] Magistrum gets impaled, then completely smashed by the tectonic plates. Respawn?

[Magistrum]

Oh well.
Respawn as vaguely defined god-human, able to pet vaguely defined god-cats

[Rolan7]

What Should I Do.

Live for yourself, attempt to find meaning in your day to day.
And continue to court me directly, as I court you covertly.
Cabbage and grass-type, beer and wine.  Your connection provokes both fear and excitement.  The best kind of excitement.

I recognize you, but I barely even know you.