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5 (11.6%)

lettuce

3 (7%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

cabbage

21 (48.8%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Voting closed: March 17, 2018, 10:19:31 pm

[Egan_BW]

Big talk for an organization that worships a corpse~

[nenjin]

He does more in a day as a corpse than most people will do alive in their life time.

[CABL]

Big talk for an organization that worships a corpse~

*Egan_BW is surrounded by men with Shock Gauntlets. What do?*

[Egan_BW]

No-sell the electricity as I rush forwards and bury a hatchet in the head of the nearest man, of course.

[CABL]

No-sell the electricity as I rush forwards and bury a hatchet in the head of the nearest man, of course.

[5 vs 3] You successfully ignore all attacks!
[3 vs 5] You miss your swing, and one of the Inquisitors strikes you in the belly!
[2] Your guts were heavily bruised! You're starting to feel nauseous!

[penguinofhonor]

snip

As the prophets of his grishaness wrote ages ago,
"Blessed are you when people hate you,
when they exclude you and insult you
and reject your cabbage as evil,
because of His Holy Fiveness."

[CABL]

*HERESY*

*Two guys from the Holy Inquisition stand behind you, ready to burn you. What do?*

[Starver]

(Admit it, you can hear the tune in your head.)

[Egan_BW]

Now now, we got symmetrical rolls, and I get hit while you don't? That's hardly fair. Think I'll have to take those dice from you, you're clearly biased~

[2] My fervor for my god completely fails to allow me to ignore the pain! I kneel on the ground.
I draw a ballistic pistol from my jacket and point it at one of the enforcers!
"I will live on in infamy! And you will die ignored and forgotten by your empire. Blood for the Blood God!"
What do?

[CABL]

(Admit it, you can hear the tune in your head.)

Please, stop shitposting. It destroys any potential for discussion of such an important and interesting topic as cabbages.

~ Sincerely, The Holy Inquisition.

Now now, we got symmetrical rolls, and I get hit while you don't? That's hardly fair. Think I'll have to take those dice from you, you're clearly biased~

[2] My fervor for my god completely fails to allow me to ignore the pain! I kneel on the ground.
I draw a ballistic pistol from my jacket and point it at one of the enforcers!
"I will live on in infamy! And you will die ignored and forgotten by your empire. Blood for the Blood God!"
What do?

[4 vs 1] The enforcer uses BS slo-mo, out-of-nowhere, action power to dodge your bullet... He didn't need to do so, though, since you've missed and shoot the sky instead. The enforcers surround and bash you until you lose consciousness. Inquisitors douse you in Promethium!

[Egan_BW]

Inquisitors? They're all a bit high rank for this kinda work, don't you think?
Anyway Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows / all according to kikaku / actually that's my fetish / I'm pretty much immortal anyway thanks to Nurgle's blessing. So I win, and so does every chaos adherent who you kill!

[CABL]

Inquisitors? They're all a bit high rank for this kinda work, don't you think?
Anyway Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows / all according to kikaku / actually that's my fetish / I'm pretty much immortal anyway thanks to Nurgle's blessing. So I win, and so does every chaos adherent who you kill!

Unfortunately, you can kiss your love of carnage/kikaku/pleasure from kinks/immortality goodbye, because an enforcer burns you with his flamer. You don't even scream, you just melt away. Happy reincarnating!

And I'll abuse my power position of GM to suspend the game for now. I'll be sleepin' soon enough.

[Rolan7]

Criken's Quest For Cabbage (Metro 2033)

[Culise]

Let us crown Cole King, and let his Law rule forever.

[CABL]

Okay, let's continue the discussion. What do you think, should we put an end to the attacks on the merchants, who just want to sell some cabbages? After all, it's been scientifically proven that cabbages DO feel pain.