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lettuce

5 (11.6%)

lettuce

3 (7%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

cabbage

21 (48.8%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Voting closed: March 17, 2018, 10:19:31 pm

[Folly]

I summon 10-Star Chef Komatsu to engage the lettuce fiend!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Egan_BW]

My blood mixes with the rest of the blood inevitably pooling on the ground, forming a might bloodnado!

[scourge728]

*run away*

[Magistrum]

(I was just describing the image above, but...)

Are the magma crabs cute?
Can I pet the magma crabs?

[CABL]

(I was just describing the image above, but...)

Are the magma crabs cute?
Can I pet the magma crabs?

It's subjective, but I think they are okay.
You can try.

[Magistrum]

I roll for some fire safe armor? Definitely.
I think they are beautiful in their own way.
I try to pet the magma crabs. Hope they like me.

[CABL]

I roll for some fire safe armor?

Go ahead.

[King Zultan]

Go get a gun and shoot the corrupted cabbage angel.

[wierd]

*Makes booming apocalyptic pronouncement

"COME FORTH MY HERETICAL BROTHERS! FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE SUCCULENT CABBAGES! GROW MIGHTY IN THE FACE OF OUR CORRUPT AND OPPRESSIVE ENEMIES! THE DARK FEAST HAS BEGUN!"

*Summons rain of sauerkraut and sausages, and conjures forth a giant table full of every imaginable form of cooked cabbage, imbued with extra heretical powers

(Surely I get a bonus to my roll, since I have absorbed a greater power, no?)

[CABL]

*Summon squad of cabbage craving rabbit monsters

*Makes booming apocalyptic pronouncement

"COME FORTH MY HERETICAL BROTHERS! FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE SUCCULENT CABBAGES! GROW MIGHTY IN THE FACE OF OUR CORRUPT AND OPPRESSIVE ENEMIES! THE DARK FEAST HAS BEGUN!"

*Summons rain of sauerkraut and sausages, and conjures forth a giant table full of every imaginable form of cooked cabbage, imbued with extra heretical powers

(Surely I get a bonus to my roll, since I have absorbed a greater power, no?)

[2] You fail to summon cabbage-craving rabbit monsters.
[4] You summon a rain of sauerkraut and sausages, plus a giant table with cooked unholy cabbages. The lettuce fiend was slightly weakened!

Arm the corrupted avatar with my blade!

[2] Your blade is made out of cardboard, but the anti-cabbage keeps it.

I summon 10-Star Chef Komatsu to engage the lettuce fiend!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[2] You have failed to summon your Japanese anime character!

My blood mixes with the rest of the blood inevitably pooling on the ground, forming a might bloodnado!

[5 vs 5+1] You turn into a bloodnado and move towards the lettuce fiend. Despite insane raging of the bloodnado, the lettuce fiend manages to push the bloodnado back.

*run away*

[2] Your paws are glued to the ground.

I roll for some fire safe armor? Definitely.
I think they are beautiful in their own way.
I try to pet the magma crabs. Hope they like me.

[4] You cast a shield of fire protection on yourself!
[2] The magma crab doesn't like how you pet it and runs away.

Go get a gun and shoot the corrupted cabbage angel.

[2] You get a blowgun with some wooden balls as ammunition.
[5 vs 5+2] The wooden balls bounce off the wierd, who shoots a lightning out of his three eyes in retaliation. King Zultan gets his legs and groin torn off, leaving him in the shock from pain.

[5+1 vs 4+2] The lettuce fiend rubs his palms, unleashing a fireball storm on the corrupted cabbage angel. The cabbage angel counters it with a fireball storm of his own, causing a massive explosive which flings them both into space.

[Egan_BW]

Inflict Frenzy on anyone who can see me.

[scourge728]

meow pitifully to hope someone frees me

[Egan_BW]

Free the cat I guess?

[wierd]

*Throw lettuce fiend into deep space, using the transferred momentum to return to the planet below.

[King Zultan]

Flop around on the ground and die, then respawn as a werewolf.