John Johnson ( 5 - 1 for concussion )
You figure out, that you are in damaged corvega, it is somewhere in countryside two metres away from road, 1 inch away from tree you crashed in.
There are first aid kit, pack of cigarettes and small fire extinguisher in the car. ( no longer concussed also )
Sparking engine is set on fire ( car integrity roll 2 )
Bob 6 + 1 for being scientist while researching
You have found out formula for gas, which is regenerative, unless you are filthy communist, then your heart stops and you die. Wow. In theory it should work so, side effects may exist however.
Also your pc just beeped, as you received new message.
Boris ( 5 + 1 )
As you attempt to convince some bank clerk in values of communism, it turns out, that he already is one. Also comrade Jing Zeng Bao suggests you to perform some job for communistic party of one oppressed country.
( no longer refreshed )
Gus ( 5)
You manage to travel up to the location of the vault..
Map seems to show, that it is in this PIZZA HUT. Ugh? Also you did spend 10 dollars on taxi.
Ralph( 3 )
You yell, but nobody hears or cares.
Joey ( 1 )
As you head to home you get mugged by band of thugs, you are beaten pretty hard and they take your wallet ( dude, may be random.org dice roller is biased against you or something )
Papaj ( 4 )
You get to the door and open it. There is courier with pretty big box labeled GENERAL ATOMICS MR. HANDY.
Leodanny ( 3 )
You beg policeman for money, but he tells, that he does not have any.
Nix ( 3 + 1 )
Yes war is over, but only conventional war.. And did you ever know, that there is something like 89 nukes aimed at our town ?
Fluffe( 1 )
As you turn on tv you hear absolutely hilarious joke!
You suddenly feel fish bone in your neck and start suffocating, oh noes !