I'm just going to let these serve as a representation of the ghosts I put to rest
... no point even asking why does this keep happening to me. Raise the bridges, forbid the doors
Luckily they're kind of dumb, but on the other they also learned how to not drown, but on the other other hand they also also didn't bring any trolls or beak dogs, just goblins and dwarves, but on the other other other hand, several dwarves are trapped outside, and others are trapped between bridges, but hey, at least we have some caged goblins, I also forgot to take a screenshot of this, but we caught a herd of camels at one point.
I don't even know if this is one of ours or one of the enemies, but this happend.
and this.
and this as well.
Why does this keep happening to me..
Oh good.
Meh.
Why are so many children just left out on the surface, it's inconvenient for me.
Seriously why tho.
I honestly don't know how this one and it's buddy (who died of I have no idea) got up here, the whole thing had an overhang so they couldn't climb up, there are some stairs onto that wall, that lets you get into the fort, but it doesn't seem interested in going to them, and no one else has gotten up there. It was around this point I realized that there was a big thing of goblins near the corner of the map that I hadn't noticed, I had thought most of the siege was just in the water for some reason
Another dead child... it was inevitable
The trader died because he was one of the ones locked between bridges I think, and I have literally no idea how the goblin died.
You did this to yourself, and you have no one to blame but yourself.
One of the tantruming dwarves (mine actually) killed this one.
SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE!? WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE WATER THAT SO APPEALS TO YOU ALL, WHY WON'T YOU DROWN AFTER BEING HERE ALL SEASON!? HOW DID YOU GET TWO CAMELS AND AN IBEX INTO THE WATER AS WELL!?!?!?!?
Another one dies of being trapped between bridges.
Oh not this again....
Yeah I couldn't fix this..
Luckily this FB is suicidal
Notes for the next overseer, 1. I think something wrong with the pathing in this save 2. Don't open any of the bridges, the siege can't get in, and neither can the forgotten beast. 3. Speaking of the forgotten beast, he's probably gonna kill himself, that report was from his habit of flinging himself off of ledges and falling, he also exploded one of his feet from that, he just wanders a small section of the caverns, occasionally leaping multiple tiles, you know that blue background things get when falling/ being propeled by great force, he does that, and goes flying to the side for a bit, I don't know WHY, only that he does. 3. I also don't know why all the goblins and dwarves are having a pool party in the pointless water features with a dead camel corpse, but they are, there's also another camel corpse in a different section with last I checked two enemies. 4. When I tried to make a tavern on an area filled with invaders, so that guests would come and fight, they moved, every time I tried that they moved again. 5. I made a little pump area for training willpower. 6. I made a lot of bridges. 7. I apparently somehow managed to fix the spot that let the last FB in, and I don't remember when I did this or where it was. 8. I got the space for the "Stone Piling Catapult System 9001" in place, but we don't have any logs I guess, so the SPCS can't actually be built atm. 10. We also somehow have no non-economic hard stone according to the dwarves. 11. We also don't have any bags for sand. 12. We also don't have any cages. 13. I repeat, do not open the bridges. 14. We manged to get no migrants, and not even a "Your fortress has attracted no migrants this season" message, so apparently sieges block migrants. 15. I made two levers, one opens all the bridges I built, and is named "All the Bridges" and has a note on it, the other does nothing and has no info on it, it was supposed to be used to slowly lower the bridges that weren't needed, but they decided there was no path to the one you can get to from the entrance ramp to the fort. 16. The second fort is fine. Save is here
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13934