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[speciesunkn0wn]

Rampage! Rampage! Rampage!

[Moonstone_Flower]

My day starts off with a bang - or, rather, with a squawk.  Inod is busy squeezing and punching a fowl.


Inod, stop choking wrestling that chicken guinecock

Ushat continues coating the halls in a layer of sick.


that's right disgusting

Sakzul and Lunardog have slipped into depressions, and are aimlessly skulking around the fort, their eyes distant.

On the bright side?  The cemetery's second floor has been completed.  There's a wall in place to prevent people from seeing in from the staircase, so we'll be free of this sight as soon as we get these corpses... hauled... up there.  [There is a spot of sick on the page, rendering the rest of the page unusable.]

Pikachu17 just murdered Kadol outside, apparently.  Punched her skull in.  This was followed by Lor punching Pikachu's foot open, scratching out Pikachu's lower right back teeth (HOW?), taking her shield and sword, kicking her in the left calf hard enough to break the bone, BITNG HER ON THE TONGUE- By Etur, I'm done listening to this.  Just skip to the end.


what the hell is wrong with you

Lor finally wandered off after mutilating Pikachu17's face.  She's alive, for now, but she'll need medical attention fast.



not just the face

Never mind, Pikachu17 is dead.  Someone bury her body, and watch out for the elf throwing a tantrum in the cemetery.

The blacksmith, too.


seriously?

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Surprisingly, the rest of the season then passes quietly.  A few have slipped in and out of depression, but there have been no more murders or injuries.

Now, I need a stiff drink.

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OOC time!

We're in autumn now, so three more months to go.

I don't know what happened, but Derpy's stress seems like it suddenly skyrocketed.  Almost everyone has been getting stressed, but initially she was the third-highest, and a good bit lower than the top two.

[Derpy Dev]

I don't know what happened, but Derpy's stress seems like it suddenly skyrocketed.  Almost everyone has been getting stressed, but initially she was the third-highest, and a good bit lower than the top two.

Probably has something to do with the fact that my succession fort is going to hell xD

[Lunardog15]

sad to know I'm depressed
did I run out of dogs?

[King Zultan]

In all of this chaos is my dwarf even alive still?

[speciesunkn0wn]

I am using this for ideas of what not to do. XD namely keep corpses hidden.

[Stoat tales]

Shit, Pickachu17 was one of our best sworddwarves, how the hell did anyone manage to kill her?!

[Moonstone_Flower]

sad to know I'm depressed
did I run out of dogs?

Yep, you've trained every fully-grown dog at this point, but there's a big pile of puppies waiting.

In all of this chaos is my dwarf even alive still?

Not just alive, but even happy, as I recall.  One of about twenty who still have a negative stress number.
You're alive, with 52 stress.

I am using this for ideas of what not to do. XD namely keep corpses hidden.

If you want to drive your dwarfs insane within a year, yeah.  If you want them to stay sane, on the other hand, don't leave huge piles of corpses and corpse bits lying around where everyone is going to see them all every few minutes.

Shit, Pickachu17 was one of our best sworddwarves, how the hell did anyone manage to kill her?!

She didn't even fight back, from what I saw.  Most dwarfs who were the victim of tantrums didn't fight back, though - Meng being the sole exception, and only because she flew into a rage.

Edit:  This seems... dire.

[Derpy Dev]

I'm about ten minutes away from ax murdering everyone to the beat of a heavy metal remix of the Thomas The Tank Engine Theme.

This is fine.

[Kametec_Housen]

If you want to drive your dwarfs insane within a year, yeah.  If you want them to stay sane, on the other hand, don't leave huge piles of corpses and corpse bits lying around where everyone is going to see them all every few minutes.

Yeah, the stress buildup from bodies seems really fast. In some other fort I run atm I know I had some bodies visible just for a little while before I managed to open a mine, mine some rocks, have them hauled, had some blocks made by a dabbling mason, had cemetery constructed, some coffins and slabs cut and moved to the cemetery. And now everyone have flashing red arrow.

[Moonstone_Flower]

I'm about ten minutes away from ax murdering everyone to the beat of a heavy metal remix of the Thomas The Tank Engine Theme.

This is fine.

Sigging.

[Derpy Dev]

I'm about ten minutes away from ax murdering everyone to the beat of a heavy metal remix of the Thomas The Tank Engine Theme.

This is fine.

Sigging.

Yaaaaay

[youngbab]

Oh jeez. How's my guy holding up? Is he even alive lol?

[pikachu17]

Can I be re-dwarfed as a relative of Pikachu17's named Pikachu18?

[Moonstone_Flower]

Oh jeez. How's my guy holding up? Is he even alive lol?

Better than almost everyone else, by a surprising amount.  Alive and at about -57000 stress.

Can I be re-dwarfed as a relative of Pikachu17's named Pikachu18?

I have no idea how to discover relationships for a dead individual, unfortunately.  Thus, I shall leave this (and all other) re-dwarfings to the next overseer.  I'm in month 8 right now, so another 4.5 months to go.