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Author Topic: Ägashfamthut, "Bandithorses," Where we steal everything and die to caves  (Read 64553 times)

King Zultan

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It looks like the beast has put a torch to our livestock, rabbits and all. Damn.
Oh god my poor rabbits, they were so young. 
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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pikachu17

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I suggest our war-cry be;
"Blood for the blood god! Socks for the sock drawer!"
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The Pikachu revolution!
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Stoat tales

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Hi fam, sorry for being a big dumb and not watching the fort, I'll start on it tomorrow, should be finished soon hopefully.
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I'd think that if any posts has been deleted, the page count would've went down by one or two.
[/size]I haven't seen any post deleted here.

Its the strangest thing.
If I'm logged out, I can see all the posts in this thread, but as soon as I log in, almost half of them disappear.
As a Guest I see 12 pages in this thread, but logged in there's only 7.
Am I missing something here?
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Olin isn't fucking around this time. He knows it'll take more punishment than a BDSM expo in a tornado made out of serrated blades. So he hits it until the head is mush. Then he hits the body until it's got a soupy texture too. When he's done, it doesn't look like a cat. It looks like a fucking meat puddle.

Lunardog15

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the posts...
they fear you
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everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

Derpy Dev

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I'd think that if any posts has been deleted, the page count would've went down by one or two.
[/size]I haven't seen any post deleted here.

Its the strangest thing.
If I'm logged out, I can see all the posts in this thread, but as soon as I log in, almost half of them disappear.
As a Guest I see 12 pages in this thread, but logged in there's only 7.
Am I missing something here?


Somebody call Toady or whoever coded this site.

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I'd think that if any posts has been deleted, the page count would've went down by one or two.
[/size]I haven't seen any post deleted here.

Its the strangest thing.
If I'm logged out, I can see all the posts in this thread, but as soon as I log in, almost half of them disappear.
As a Guest I see 12 pages in this thread, but logged in there's only 7.
Am I missing something here?


Somebody call Toady or whoever coded this site.

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Toady didn't code the site, he used Simple machines's hosting. It's not very good.
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Derpy Dev

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Toady didn't code the site, he used Simple machines's hosting. It's not very good.

So... Toady did nothing wrong?

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Toady didn't code the site, he used Simple machines's[sic] hosting. It's not very good.

Forum software != hosting.  Yes, the forum software is SMF, but is this really being hosted by the SMF team?  A quick WHOIS search seems to say "no":

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That being said, it could be a configuration issue (which would be local to this forum and thus something the administration would have to fix), or it could be a bug in the forum software itself.

Edit:  Aaaand maybe that came across as condescending, although it wasn't intended that way.
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Lunardog15

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I think is is the posts per page seting that if fucking with it
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everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

Stoat tales

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Good afternoon Dwarves and Dwarfettes
Sorry the update is a day late, real life got in the way
In any case, lets get right to it!

Hiya Friends! The past 5 years have been great! I've only lost most of my friends to Titans and elves :(
And all the bunnies are gone, again by titans and elves, oh but don't you worry, we'll get them back one way or another....

Honestly, the top of my to-do list for the past 5 years has been to finally break into the cavern layers and see which new weird creepy crawlies this new world has to offer. Finding it will be easier said then done though.
Our military is looking pretty ripped, credit where it's due, there are a few holes in it though, those have been filled with new recruits.
Our clothing situation is likewise filled with literal holes, i submit my own as evidence:

Time to get to work making clothes, thankfully, me spearheading our farming has given us... like... 400 Pig tail cloth to work with, i'm sure we can outfit the fortress with that.
Unfortunatly, the dwarf, zulban in the midst of a strange mood could not be saved, for some reason puppy bones were not the golden cure to his ailment. Speaking of which, we have tons and tons of puppies, but unfortunatly they were not born bunnies so they are worthless to me, into the furnace they go!
And if today wasn't eventful enough, we finally found a cave:

all this new moss is making me feel tingly, i wonder how it feels... and on a less important note, i wonder if this new "beardwood" tree makes good charcoal.
On an equally unimportant note:

The sword that killed the bronze collossus, big deal amirite?
Although i do agree our military needs some more big names, I've created a new squad, named the Axington Stanleys, lead by an axdorf named "weasel". There's only 3 members right now but hopefully they'll be a fighting force to be rockoned with! Once they learn how an axe works that is.
We also got some migrants, not like we need more though, after this month, i'm putting a cap on our migrants, i don't want this fort getting laggy getting too crowded.
On top of that, we have a lack of bedrooms, time to chisel some out i guess.
And to finally leave spring behind us, we're branching out across theunderground lakes to new frontiers...


To be Continued... Tomorrow probably....
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Lunardog15

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why the hell would you kill the doggos wtf man
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everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

Derpy Dev

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why the hell would you kill the doggos wtf man

Literally just because they're cute.

Imic

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If I amn't dorfed, dorf me as a male whatever.
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youngbab

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eyyyy named sword. Hopefully it translates to something cool.

With the caverns cracked open forgotten beasts are gonna be a threat. Maybe we should put that new squad in barracks down there for better defenses?
« Last Edit: May 14, 2018, 07:24:52 pm by youngbab »
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