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should john be able to die

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Author Topic: Everyone is John (game in progress)  (Read 1831 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2018, 08:31:54 pm »

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2018, 09:42:10 pm »

The bidding is now over, maximum spin takes control of john at the cost of 4 willpower.

john is sitting in a new york waffle house, in the waffle house is a couple, a family of four, three cooks, and a waiter.
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2018, 11:33:16 pm »

John immediately grabs a waffle knife and opens up some capillaries!
(I'm assuming you'll want to handle the rolling.)
« Last Edit: March 07, 2018, 11:35:48 pm by Maximum Spin »
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2018, 12:14:27 am »

PTW and waitlisting for next game.
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2018, 07:37:21 am »

John immediately grabs a waffle knife and opens up some capillaries!
(I'm assuming you'll want to handle the rolling.)
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john opens up his capillaries and starts bleeding profusely, the couple and two cooks in the back are looking at you in terror.

john takes 3 points of damage. 37/40 hp
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Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.
Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
You ever get so mad you fuck a donkey?

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2018, 04:00:51 pm »

John writes "Don't worry, everything's fine! Go about your business." in his own blood in a highly visible location and points to it.
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2018, 04:17:03 pm »

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Everyone watching reads this and thinks it's for a movie and people ignore you.

Next round of bidding may begin.
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You ever get so mad you fuck a donkey?

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2018, 04:43:31 pm »

Spoiler: bid (click to show/hide)
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2018, 04:51:26 pm »

Spoiler: bid (click to show/hide)
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2018, 05:01:06 pm »

Spoiler: Bid (click to show/hide)
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2018, 06:17:51 pm »

Spoiler: bid (click to show/hide)
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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2018, 11:36:15 am »

The bidding has ended. Leodanny is now in control of john at the cost of 3 willpower.
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Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.
Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
You ever get so mad you fuck a donkey?

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2018, 06:55:42 pm »

The bidding has ended. Leodanny is now in control of john at the cost of 3 willpower.
Due to Leodanny not taking their turn, the willpower will be returned and bidding will start again.
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Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.
Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
You ever get so mad you fuck a donkey?

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2018, 09:41:52 pm »

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Re: Everyone is John (game in progress)
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2018, 11:13:45 pm »

Spoiler: BID (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.
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