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[johiah]

You are locked in a rubber room. You have an 8 ball. You can ask it questions, and its answers will physically alter reality. If you ask it "Am I a fish" and it says yes, you are now a fish.

To join, tell me your name, a short description, and your first question/action.

8 ball answers are randomly picked from the official list of 8 ball answers.

Spoiler: List of players (click to show/hide)

roseheart/Greyskull, Green skin and purple cloak
Kittytac/Cat, A talking Siamese cat
Pavellius/Moe, A middle-aged office drone
Puppyguard/Some Dude, A guy who looks perfectly average.
Rockeater/Joe-3267, A sentient factory arm
Secheral/Middle, A tall man who looks very concerned.
weird/Bob, Leader of the cult of the Subgenius, early internet meme and icon. Power of persuasion. (+1d3 to persuasion rolls.)
King Zultan/Hank, Some guy in a suit.
Egan_BW/Garshun, A Humanoid energy being
Maximum Spin/Eight, A living, sentient 8-ball. With telekinesis.
Failbird105/Dr. H.M. Phage, T.E., Looks like a giant bacteriophage with oversized spiral glasses and a bowtie that changes color and pattern every layer(also known as a scene)
HNAPOI/Elisa, Computer terminal

[RoseHeart]

Greyskull, Green skin and purple cloak, "How do I defeat that meddling He-Man?"

[johiah]

Greyskull, Green skin and purple cloak, "How do I defeat that meddling He-Man?"

"Ask again later."

[RoseHeart]

"Nnnh, how do I get out-a-here anyway?"

[KittyTac]

Name: Cat

Description: A talking Siamese cat

First question: Where is the catnip?

[Pavellius]

Name: Moe

Description: Middle-aged office drone

First question: Does my life have a purpose?

[Puppyguard]

Name: Some Dude

Description: A guy who looks perfectly average.

First question: Am I a character in a forum game?

[Rockeater]

Name:Joe-3267
Description:A sentient factory arm
Question:Am I doing my job right?

[Secheral]

Name: Middle
Description: A tall man who looks very concerned.
Question: Is this room made of rubber?

[wierd]

Name: Bob
Occupation: Leader of the cult of the Subgenius, Early internet meme and icon.

Question: "What would Bob do, and does it involve SLACK?"

[King Zultan]

Name: Hank
Description: Some guy in a suit.
Question: Is the room made of Jell-o?

[Egan_BW]

Name: Garshun
Description: Humanoid energy being
Question: Is this 8-ball real?

[johiah]

"Nnnh, how do I get out-a-here anyway?"

"Very doubtful."
Looking around, you see no exits.

Name: Cat

Description: A talking Siamese cat

First question: Where is the catnip?

"My reply is no."
You look around and see no catnip.
The fourth wall of your cell freezes and breaks, revealing the most average guy in the world, inside an identical rubber cell.

Name: Moe

Description: Middle-aged office drone

First question: Does my life have a purpose?

"Most likely."
You feel slightly better.

Name: Some Dude

Description: A guy who looks perfectly average.

First question: Am I a character in a forum game?

"Without a doubt."
The fourth wall of your rubber cell freezes and then breaks, revealing another, identical cell, with a Siamese cat inside.

Name:Joe-3267
Description:A sentient factory arm
Question:Am I doing my job right?

"Reply hazy try again."

Name: Middle
Description: A tall man who looks very concerned.
Question: Is this room made of rubber?

"Yes definitely."
You look around and find that the room is, indeed, made of rubber.

Name: Bob
Occupation: Leader of the cult of the Subgenius, Early internet meme and icon.

Question: "What would Bob do, and does it involve SLACK?"

"It is decidedly so."
You guess that whatever Bob would do does indeed involve SLACK.

Name: Hank
Description: Some guy in a suit.
Question: Is the room made of Jell-o?

"Better not tell you now."
You get an uneasy feeling that the ball knows something you do not.

Name: Garshun
Description: Humanoid energy being
Question: Is this 8-ball real?

"Ask again later."

[Secheral]

Middle:
Am I hungry?

[KittyTac]

The cat does not give up.

"Is there any catnip in this room now?"