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[KittyTac]

*screaming through the catnip*

IS THIS ROOM ONLY HALF-FLOODED WITH CATNIP?

[Egan_BW]

"Is there a more convenient way out of here, or do I have to do this the slow and tedious way?"
Melty hole.

[Maximum Spin]

Oh yeah, omnipotence get. Shake self.

[King Zultan]

Dig self out of the dirt and ask, Is there a door to the room?

[Secheral]

Are you real?

[Rockeater]

Do my job

[RoseHeart]

"Curses!"

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Name: Elisa
Appearance: A computer terminal
Question: Can you elaborate on: "Curses"?

[johiah]

*screaming through the catnip*

IS THIS ROOM ONLY HALF-FLOODED WITH CATNIP?

"Outlook not so good."

"Is there a more convenient way out of here, or do I have to do this the slow and tedious way?"
Melty hole.

"My sources say no."
You manage to melt a bit more of the wall, widening the hole a bit more.
There is now a substantial gap.

Oh yeah, omnipotence get. Shake self.

"Outlook not so good."

Dig self out of the dirt and ask, Is there a door to the room?

"Ask again later."
You manage to dig yourself out of the dirt.

Are you real?

"Don't count on it."

Do my job

You do your job well. You make many paperclips.

"Curses!"

"Ask again later."
You can almost feel the 8 ball smirking in superiority.

Name: Elisa
Appearance: A computer terminal
Question: Can you elaborate on: "Curses"?

"My reply is no."

Maximum spin, here is the list of responses. For each person that asked a question and got a valid, power worthy response, post what happens to them below with a quote of their action. You MUST follow the wording of question and answer to the letter, but other than that you have free reign on how to use your power. (Such as making a room that is now half full with catnip be only that, as in there is now no oxygen.)

[Rockeater]

Should I make as much paper clips as possible?

[johiah]

You guys can go ahead and post your new actions, but you may want to wait until after I edit Maximum Spin's responses to your queries into the turn.

Maximum Spin is, after all, the new 8 ball. For all of you.

[Rockeater]

I will wait

[wierd]

Bob:

(Still wants his sandwich! He's got priorities, yo.)

"Yes, I know I am capable of having a sandwich. Currently, I do not have a sandwich, the materials to make a sandwich, nor the means to do so. Will you provide me with either a sandwich, the materials to make a sandwich, or the means by which I can make a sandwich?"

[Maximum Spin]

Ooh, exciting.

*screaming through the catnip*

IS THIS ROOM ONLY HALF-FLOODED WITH CATNIP?

"Outlook not so good."

You hear a muffled grinding. The catnip pressure is increasing faster than ever! You begin to feel that the outlook may not be so good for your survival.

Oh yeah, omnipotence get. Shake self.

"Outlook not so good."

... oh.
Oh dear.
The outlook is not so good for omnipotence. That can only mean one thing...
Time until the end of the universe, assuming no intervention: 2 turns

Are you real?

"Don't count on it."

You begin to notice small chittering forms swimming in the shadows just on the edge of your peripheral vision. I'm sure this is nothing to worry about.

Name: Elisa
Appearance: A computer terminal
Question: Can you elaborate on: "Curses"?

"My reply is no."

Clearly, the patient is holding back. You will have to ask the right questions to make the patient open up! That's what psychology is all about, you are sure of it.

[johiah]

Heh. Some of those are pretty darn brutal.

PSA: Watch your wording.