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[Rockeater]

I am on a plane,I am on a plane,I am on a plaaane (2/5)
also
A giant spider in the port,this cloud only be solved by throwing someone of the plane to hit him but it will take him sometime to get there(1/2)

[CABL]

Sneak behind the spider, then ride it and claw and bite its eyes out.

[Imic]

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Imic runs up onto the rooftops of the old town, and heads for the port, since the bottom floor of his house is now mostly made of a large lead ball sticking out of it.

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Behold my masterful drawing skills. Why am I doing this to myself.

He runs up to the port, and lights a building on fire with matches and fire magic. This, once started properly, should distract the godmodder and create a cool backdrop during the inevitable final battle. He lights it in a distant corner though, it shall grow in time.

[FallacyofUrist]

Humming. Grinning. Singing some more!

The game is afoot, the game has begun
We play the game, for so much fun
Thank you enemy, thank you fool
For providing us with this entertaining jewel
Regardless, though, we are foes eternal
But still, we thank you for this fight exceptional

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (2/50)

Cutlery are forks, spoons, and knives
Normally for eating, but they may take lives
One life in particular, I think you aim for
So I support you, to fight, grow more

Aid in the Song of Puppyguard's Forknor growth. (2/20)

[Greatness942]

Silverware flew through the air from the exploded ship, landing on the charred dock and the ocean below.

A single fork sank in the water, falling deeper into the depths. It fell into a barrel with a radioactive sign plastered on its front. The fork rested on glowing green goop, and began to grow in size as an intelligence wormed its way inside the fork. A voice spoke from within the  fork. "I... Am... FORKNOR!"

The fork was now as big as a dog, and it was still growing.

Continue to grow in size (1/20)

Forknor's mass increases! He is now Big Forknor!

Equip steel toed boots. KICK SPIDER IN THE BALLS

A bell seems to chime as the Spider's nads suddenly retract inward from the massive blow...wait, do Spiders have balls in the traditional sense? Ah, who cares. The Terror Spider is critically hit for 2,150 HP, leaving it with only 850 HP!

SPEAR THAT DUDE WITH A BALLISTAE BOLT.

The Godmodder catches the massive bolt in mid-air, and chucks it into the air. About ten seconds later, it lands, with two Bald Eagles and one Owl impaled on the blade.

Hmn...
Very well then. In the name of all that is holy, and in the search of constant improvement, allow me to try this.

Summoning Acter Nobody, god of Improvement. Please contribute to summoning circle, hopes, and prayers. 1/(100?)

Runes are drawn, and candles are lit. Acter Nobody has begun to cross over into Bay12's world!

Hit the godmodder with a broom, and tell him to go away.

It doesn't even hurt him. In fact, he looks mildly annoyed at the most that someone is poking him with a broom. So, he grabs it, and snaps it in two, making improvised shanks out of the sharp ends.

I am on a plane,I am on a plane,I am on a plaaane (2/5)
also
A giant spider in the port,this cloud only be solved by throwing someone of the plane to hit him but it will take him sometime to get there(1/2)

Plaaaaaanes. Rockeater is on the plane, just waiting to be brought back into the fray!

Sneak behind the spider, then ride it and claw and bite its eyes out.

The Terror Spider suddenly gets a face-ful of claws and teeth! 350 HP remaining for the Terror Spider!

Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Imic runs up onto the rooftops of the old town, and heads for the port, since the bottom floor of his house is now mostly made of a large lead ball sticking out of it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Behold my masterful drawing skills. Why am I doing this to myself.

He runs up to the port, and lights a building on fire with matches and fire magic. This, once started properly, should distract the godmodder and create a cool backdrop during the inevitable final battle. He lights it in a distant corner though, it shall grow in time.

With masterful parkour skills that make Ezio Auditore himself blush and weep in envy, Imic runs from rooftop to rooftop, over to the port. When he makes it there, he slips in, and sets a wonderful fire, to be used for later on!

Humming. Grinning. Singing some more!

The game is afoot, the game has begun
We play the game, for so much fun
Thank you enemy, thank you fool
For providing us with this entertaining jewel
Regardless, though, we are foes eternal
But still, we thank you for this fight exceptional

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (2/50)

Cutlery are forks, spoons, and knives
Normally for eating, but they may take lives
One life in particular, I think you aim for
So I support you, to fight, grow more

Aid in the Song of Puppyguard's Forknor growth. (2/20)

Fallacy continues his song of songs, his voice so full of mirth and melody that Forknor expands even more, into Bigger Forknor!
The Terror Spider webs up his most damaging enemy, TamerVirus, before scurrying back to the burning remains of the dock!

The Godmodder waves his new Broom Shanks across the air, and the birds he impaled return to life! The Zombie Bald Eagles, and the Undead Owl have entered the fray on the Godmodder's side!

The Godmodder: 49/50
Terror Spider: 350/3,000
Zombie Bald Eagle 1: 760/760
Zombie Bald Eagle 2: 760/760
Undead Owl: 550/550
Because I didn't explain Allegiances:
Purple glowing Gold: Godmodder
Purple: Pro-Godmodder
White glowing Blue: Anti-Godmodder.
Neutral colors have not been decided, yet.

[Blood_Librarian]

SUMMON A GANG OF HYPER-TERRORISTS. THESE MEN AND WOMAN WILL BE THE TIP OF THE SPEAR IN ACTS OF TERROR AGAINST GOD-MODDER FACILITIES.

[TamerVirus]

I EAT THE SPIDERWEB AND SPIT UP A WEB LOOGIE AT THE ZOMBIE OWL

[Rockeater]

How hard is it to find a bombardier beatle (3/5)
The man splash on the spider in a shower of blood some of which enter the godmodder eye (2/2)
if I can't both then only the spider.

[Secheral]

Hans continues building on it's previous 2/3 convulated plan and evolves it into a 3/3 charged action.

[Gwolfski]

*Hic* "Again?"  Gwolfski once again is interrupted from drinking strawberry wine. "Fine" Beam into the port city with a cool soviet-era looking tank

[Glass]

Acter Nobody has begun to cross over into Bay12's world!

Hmn? Ah, I see the issue.
No, Acter's already on Bay12. Frequent character of mine, used for godgames. The point here is to actually get him available for combat. Give him an avatar, per se.

Anyway, analyze the layers of reality and their metaphysical shapes to determine the best route for Acter to take to get to the physical/cyberspace/wherever-we-are plane. 2/(100?)

[Puppyguard]

Bigger Forknor continued to grow larger, and more powerful!
Continue to grow in size (3/20)
STOP Blueturtle with my growing psionic power, focused through the fork prongs.

[King Zultan]

Go get a knife and stab the godmodder in his face.

[CABL]

Finish the Terror Spider by ripping off its head with my hands!

[Imic]

Imi decides to stop illistrating things, and makes a rube goldberg machine between some point uo the road, with every weapon at the end, with a machine to aim it in my hands, and with the rube goldberg machine set up to trigger all the firearms and throw all of the non firearms, with an auto aiming system aiming for the godmodder. I can override the auto aim if I want, but I'll set it on auto for now.