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Author Topic: The Machine Sandbox  (Read 3723 times)

KittyTac

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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2018, 06:14:33 am »
I pick up a kitten from the production line and name him Fluffles. Waiting for stuff to finish.
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Gwolfski

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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2018, 01:52:59 pm »
>Perform hardware info dump, and benchmark the system, while we wait
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2018, 08:38:28 am »
Sorry for the delay.
Kitten Manufacturer: DNA replicator tuning required.

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Sacrificial Altar aligned.
Cat Corner, Catnip Dispenser, Water Dispenser, and Holding Pens complete.
If left unattended, random Maintenance Tasks may degenerate into Failures, and then into Major Failures. All are visible above the quotes spoiler.

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Felissan

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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2018, 08:41:04 am »
>input somali cat DNA in the replicator
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2018, 09:36:13 am »
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Tarhalindur

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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2018, 10:02:53 am »
Just to make this clear: If an update doesn't say you are at a limit, you probably aren't.
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KittyTac

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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2018, 10:29:57 am »
>create sentience_machine
>link sentience_machine with cats_corner


Let's create sentient cats!
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2018, 03:01:05 pm »
sentienceMachine.connect(endlessBeehive);
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2018, 03:05:17 pm »
sentienceMachine.connect(sentienceMachine);
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2018, 04:23:38 am »
Some of the thing are missing from the last update.
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2018, 08:56:56 am »
build Paradox Kitten engine: Only produces a kitten if one will not be created, as a result produced quantum kittens
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2018, 10:07:42 am »
>construct maintenance drone factory
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2018, 11:37:13 am »
>Disable automatic updates, we don't want any 'bug fixes' that contain root kit viruses *looks at Apple Inc*
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2018, 07:42:52 pm »
> Create demon_summoner and link it to Blood Collector.
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Re: The Machine Sandbox
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2018, 07:05:05 pm »
> Make Time_Machine.
> Set Time_Machine.travelMinutes = -5
> Set Time_Machine.Name = Future_Time_Machine
> Link Time_Machine to Future_Time_Machine
> Set (Time_Machine+Future_Time_Machine).name = Time_Machine
> Time_Travel(Time_Machine, Time_Machine.travelMinutes)
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