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[Kilojoule Proton]

IT IS THE YEAR 2200

ALIENS HAVE DISCOVERED ICE CREAM. THEY LOVE IT. YOU DRIVE A SPACE ICE CREAM VAN. GET THE PICTURE?



THE AP'O'STR'O'PHEE ALIENS IN THE LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE VANILLA. THEY ARE NICE BUT THE MEAN BARBHAIR ALIENS THAT LIVE NEARBY ARE MEAN.

THE CATPEOPLE ALIENS IN THE SPIRAL STREET LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM BUT HATE VANILLA ICE CREAM. THEY WILL DESTROY IT IF THEY SEE IT.

THE SQUID ALIENS ON OCEAN PLANET LIKE ANY KIND BUT IT'S HARD TO EAT ICE CREAM IN WARM WATER.

YOU GUESS THERE ARE OTHER ALIENS TOO. THERE ARE LOTS OF ALIENS.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

((I WILL UPDATE THIS ONLY WHEN SLEEPY. YOU, FRIENDLY READER, ARE ENCOURAGED TO UPDATE THIS TOO IF YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY SLEEPY. SEE ABOVE FOR THE MAXIMUM QUALITY ALLOWED ON THE ILLUSTRATION.))

[KittyTac]

PTW. This will be a goldmine of stylistic suck.

[Secheral]

What's a SISG?

[Kilojoule Proton]

YOU TYPE PTW INTO SPAZE AND BEGIN DRIVING. WOW THE HYPERSPACE I-5 IS CLEAR TODAY.



TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, DEAR READER, AN SISG IS AN ISG BUT "SPECIAL" OR SOME OTHER S WORD. LIKE SWORD.

[Shadowclaw777]

It’s a suggestion game in the stylistic illustration, anyways...

DEVELOP HIGH-QUALITY NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM. THE CATPEOPLE ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE

[Secheral]

Ah. I see now. Forge a special sword out of icecream to celebrate this enlightenment.

[Kilojoule Proton]

YOU DECIDE TO DO BOTH AT ONCE.



KING CHARLES I FROM OLD TERRA SMILES ON YOUR GLORIOUS CREATION.

EDIT: KJP IS NOW TOO SLEEPY TO ACTUALLY UPDATE THIS AND WILL HAVE TO RECHARGE HIS SLEEPINESS FOR THE NEXT 21 HOURS OR SO.

EDIT: FINE, ONE MORE UPDATE

[Shadowclaw777]

CALL CATPEOPLE BUSINESS DEPARTMENT, REQUEST TRADE FOR MONIES FOR NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM EXPORTS

[Kilojoule Proton]

YOU CALL 555-SRS-BSNS



CATPEOPLE BUSINESS DEPARTMENT: "O RLY. CAN I HAZ ICE CREAM? WHAT ICE CREAM. WUT TEH LONGCAT. I IZ BURNING UR VAN ILLA. KTHXBAI"

WELL THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.

((KJP WILL BE EITHER ASLEEP OR NOT SLEEPY ENOUGH FOR THE NEXT 21 HOURS OR SO. ARE YOU A SLEEPY ENOUGH DUDE TO UPDATE THIS IN THE MEANTIME?))

[VoidSlayer]

Drop the Neoplitan ice cream on the ocean planet so it melts then mixes all together into chocho straberry cream slush for the octos to enjoy.  No more vanilla!

[birdy51]

Drop the Neoplitan ice cream on the ocean planet so it melts then mixes all together into chocho straberry cream slush for the octos to enjoy.  No more vanilla!

Polluting the oceans, one flavor at a time!

[IndigoFenix]

I AM A SLEEPY ENOUGH BIRB TO UPDOOT.

Drop the Neoplitan ice cream on the ocean planet so it melts then mixes all together into chocho straberry cream slush for the octos to enjoy.  No more vanilla!

YOU DROP THE NEOPLOTIAN ICE CREAM ONTO THE OCEAN PLANET.



THE OCTOPEOPLE CONSUME THE ICE CREAM AND USE THEIR CHROMA-COPY POWER TO UPGRADE INTO NEOPOLITAN OCTOPEOPLE.

THE REGULAR OCTOPEOPLE ARE JEALOUS AND ASK FOR MORE COLORFUL ICE CREAM SO THEY CAN BE EVEN MORE COLORFUL.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

[Kilojoule Proton]

GIVE THEM RAINBOW SHERBET. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT HERESY.

[MoonyTheHuman]

GIVE THEM RAINBOW SHERBET. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT HERESY.

THiS!

[Blood_Librarian]

BOMB THEM WITH RED ORANGE AND YELLOW FLAVOR