Disappointed with the lack of nearby Greek authorities, NRDL decides that it is in their greatest interest to make their way to their frigate regardless. [Running: 8] Fortunately for him, he is able to make it to the ship in decent time! A quick scan of the boat's exterior shows that it certainly doesn't contain the normal 173 compliment associated with
hydra-class frigates. There is one rather haggard-looking gentleman on deck, but there's no way of telling if he's part of the crew or not.
Back at the orgy of chaos that is the Triple Door, Secheral quickly makes a mad dash for the front door! As he makes a break for it, several disgruntled patrons lunge straight at him! [2v6] However, the patrons are very drunk, and their slow movements are trivially easy to dance around. Once outside, he opens the door of his racecar and instructs the driver to run over any wiki-warriors who get close. The driver responds with a quick nod of the head.
King Zultan, seeing the various threats around him, decides that this is a situation easily solved by the liberal application of lead. First, he lines up a shot at Puppyguard, [3+1(Shooting)v8-2(Pain)], but his aim goes awry from the chaos going on around him! Next, he throws caution to the wind and fires at three drunks stumbling towards him! [Shooting: 7+1] Several people fall to the ground, downed by precise shots to vital organs! Horrified screams and shrieks arise as several patrons flee the building! At this point, someone calling the police is inevitable.
Puppyguard, having just nimbly dodged around King Zultan's fire, retaliates with a burst of tommygun fire! [10-2(Pain)v6] Two bullets careen into King Zultan's leg, sending the military wiki-warrior crashing into the ground! Huzzah!
GigaGiant, seeing that Puppyguard is in a particularly vulnerable situation, makes a mad bull rush for him through the thronging crowd of screaming, angry drunks! [8v1+2(Brawling)] Unfortunately, one particularly beefy gentleman wearing a black leather jacket sees the demonic wiki-warrior, and tackles him to the ground!
Meanwhile, back at Elliott Bay, NAV starts rummaging through her brand new planes! [Search: 1] As it turns out, however, wildly tearing off loosely attached panels and bits of loose cloth isn't the most efficient way of finding important items, and in doing so NAV ends up systematically destroying any and all items she would have otherwise found. Having finished rummaging through her planes, NAV then gets in the Gloster Gauntlet, [Flying: 7] taking off without a hitch!
Angry Audience: Patrons of the Triple Door will attack any and all Wiki-Warriors within the lounge.
Roman Catholic Aggression: There will be a slight chance that Wiki-Warriors find themselves being assaulted by enraged Roman Catholics. The chance of assault will increase as time goes on. (Starts at 1 AM)
Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish
Short S.36: +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications: +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume: +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder: +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon: +2 Acting, +2 Directing
Laser Beam Profiler: +Asset: Multipurpose Laser Beam Profiler
Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: Modern Clothes, 100 USD, Short S.36 Biplane, Laser Beam Profiler, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown.
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None
Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American
Luigi Manocchio: +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake: +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale: +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler: +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein: +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting
Status:
Pain (General -2 to all rolls)
Graze Wound
Gut Wound
Bleed-Out (6)
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee, Tommygun [MR] (20/50)
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Dead]
Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian
Burnt Project 1: +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga: +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan: +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe: +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry: +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French
Anatole Loquin: +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan: +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster: +Asset: HMS Lancaster
Status:
Scars. Lots and lots of scars.
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None
Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian
Swedish Solar Telescope: +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans: +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story: +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja: +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming: +Ability: Calm Traffic
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]
Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Nick Mowrer: +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings: +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan: +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt: +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery: +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando: +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues
Status:
Shot Leg (-2 to movement)
Pain (General -2 to rolls)
Bleed-Out (
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (15/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian
Greek Frigate Salamis: +Asset: Salamis
Dimension: +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray: +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro: +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders: +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.
Allies: None
Name: GigaGiant
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Yoddha: +2 Brawling, +Ability: Demon Blood
Tom Parrotta: +2 Basketball, +2 Coaching
USS Vincent: +Asset: USS Vincent
Peter Newsome: +2 Glass Sculpting, +Asset: Glass Sculpture
Guillaume Patry: +2 Video Games, +1 Starcraft Playing
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, USS Vincent, Glass Sculpture
Abilities:
Demon Blood: You have demonic heritage. This manifests itself as tiny horns sprouting from your head. While you have numerous advantages when dealing with demonic entities, most Christians will refuse to do dealings with you, and some particularly zealous individuals may attack you on sight.
Allies: None
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