As ziizo and Failbird lie bleeding in the road, the local bystanders call an ambulance! [Response Time: 10] Unless something should happen to the ambulance, medical assistance will arrive in at the end of the next turn!
NRDL, without even a moment to lose, immediately starts searching for a nearby telephone! [Search: 10]. Fortunately for him, a nearby fish vendor is friendly enough to let the priestly-clad wiki-warrior to borrow his cell phone. Wasting no time, NRDL finds and punches in the number for the office of the
Archdiocese of Seattle, and in a matter of minutes manages to get a connection to
Archbishop Sartain. "My friend, I shall provide anything you need! What is it that you require?"
Back closer to the Triple Door, NAV realizes that being smashed by a car has left ziizo in quite the compromised position! As she makes a rapid 180 degree turn, NAV tries to get the fifty or so cats surrounding him to viciously mangle ziizo! To death! [Cat Commanding: 10] Not only are all the cats worked up into a rabid frenzy, but they all immediately run off to maul the fallen wiki-warrior, leaving NAV completely unimpeded to run up to ziizo and apply a devastating stomp! [Cats: 4 v 9 - 3 (Pain) - 2 (Broken Bones)] [NAV: 6 v 10 - 3 (Pain) - 2 (Broken Bones)] Amazingly, even in his extremely weakened state ziizo is able to ward off the felines, and roll away in just barely enough time so that NAV's boot only grazes his shoulder! This, of course, doesn't change the fact that ziizo is now surrounded by NAV and his horde of fluffy, yet murderous cats.
Finally, back inside the Triple Door an extremely confusing scene is playing itself out. Instead of attacking someone or fleeing, Secheral has chosen to read aloud from the BDSM Dictionary to the crowd! [Reading: 10] He chooses one section which roughly translates to "Fabrics and Materials", and asks the crowd on their opinions of each material's effectiveness as a bondage material. The general audience consensus seems to be that the best thing to do when it comes to tying someone up is [REMOVED FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY].
((For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to go to the datenschlag website and look up some terms. I want to claw my own eyes out now.))
Puppyguard, thankfully being too focused on combat to overhear the ongoing discussion of bondage and sadomasochism going on in the audience, orders his trusty mafioso to make more dakka as he chucks more asteroid at King Zultan! [Mafioso: 1 v 9] [Puppyguard: 10 v 10] The mafioso only proves himself to be even more incompetent at shooting than anyone had even thought possible, and ends up literally shooting himself in the foot! Puppyguard's aim is more spot on, but King Zultan is able to duck just before the flying chunk of rock beans him in the head.
Next up in line for violence is OceanSoul, who harnesses his mad soccer skills to aim his ball straight at King Zultan's head! [4+2 v 10] Unfortunately, at the moment King Zultan appears to possess inhuman reflexes, and manages to weave out of the way before the ball gets even close to him!
Finally, King Zultan pulls out his new assault rifle and goes to town on Puppyguard's mafioso! [8+2 v 10 - 2 (Pain)] Using stellar marksmanship skills, Zultan puts five bullets directly into the mafioso's gut, causing him to double over in pain, vomiting blood all over the floor!
Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish
Short S.36: +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications: +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume: +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder: +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon: +2 Acting, +2 Directing
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown. (5)
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None
Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American
Luigi Manocchio: +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake: +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale: +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler: +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein: +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (30/50); Status: In Pain (General -2 to rolls), Bleeding out (7)]
Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian
Burnt Project 1: +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga: +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan: +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe: +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry: +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African
Beyers Naude: +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day: +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag: +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp: +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo: +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing
Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (4)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Racing Bicycle (totaled beyond repair)
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French
Anatole Loquin: +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan: +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster: +Asset: HMS Lancaster
Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (5)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None
Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian
Swedish Solar Telescope: +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans: +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story: +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja: +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming: +Ability: Calm Traffic
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]
Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Nick Mowrer: +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings: +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan: +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt: +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery: +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando: +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues
Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (30/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian
Greek Frigate Salamis: +Asset: Salamis
Dimension: +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray: +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro: +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders: +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.
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