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Author Topic: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn  (Read 5081 times)

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #105 on: February 16, 2018, 10:50:40 pm »

Yes, I am sure the people love us and would never *Looks at the polls*.. ahem, I am sure our spy network can stop them first.  Having to create walls inside your own nation shows disunity!
I didn't say we weren't close. :-\
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #106 on: February 17, 2018, 10:45:22 am »

Your flagship passes through the shield, landing amidst a bay of ships. To your satisfaction, you see yours is the largest and most beautiful. You disembark, and are greeted by Grandjarl Ragnar himself. The humongous, bearded man greets you amicably. "King Iago! How glorious to see you in such time of joy and pleasure!", he speaks, with a thundering voice. His face shows a variety of patterns, traditional Köningsheimer scar-tattoos, reserved for the highest royalty. With his arms wide, he approaches you, locking you in the tightest hug you have ever felt. You remember Ragnar from his time as prince, as he had paid your mother multiple visits in the name of his father, Blood King Jotunn. He had always been amicable to your family, and rumors at court even suggested he was one of your mother's many lovers. "You have certainly grown tall like bear, Iago!" he says in semi-broken Archibaldine, followed by the deepest laughter you must have ever heard. "Let us.... indulge! Were shall we tread?"

A: "I could certainly use a feast in my honour!"
B: "Let us head to the game fields at once, I wish to gamble!"
C: "If there's one thing I associate with Lys it is hookers and narcotics, I bet even the Köningsheimers enjoy those!"
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #107 on: February 17, 2018, 11:35:32 am »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #108 on: February 17, 2018, 02:43:57 pm »

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(for some reason I hope that this guy is secretly our dad)
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #109 on: February 17, 2018, 03:20:13 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #110 on: February 21, 2018, 07:26:34 pm »

Okay, let's have a dinner with tottaly not our dad
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #111 on: February 22, 2018, 11:22:58 am »

Ragnar guides you to a lavish room, as you talk about the good old times. A grand table appears to be hiding underneath a thick cover of luxurious dishes, from hearty, meat-filled stews to fresh salads of the most alien fruits. A collection of Köningsheimer and Lysian elites populate the room, lying on traditional Lysian futons, cared for by their peasant slaves. A grand balcony stands where the back wall was expected to be, overlooking the arena below. "Before we get to food, what game will Ithias play?", Ragnar speaks with his harsh accent.

A: He shall race with the hounds, of course!
B: He shall fight a battle of ancient metal weaponry.
C: He shall test his wits in the competition of Holosimulation.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #112 on: February 22, 2018, 12:43:05 pm »

Before I decide, is "race with the hounds" a race side-by-side, like a fox or deer hunt, or a race competing against, like don't get hamstrung and your neck torn out?
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #113 on: February 22, 2018, 12:44:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #114 on: February 22, 2018, 12:56:13 pm »

Before I decide, is "race with the hounds" a race side-by-side, like a fox or deer hunt, or a race competing against, like don't get hamstrung and your neck torn out?
A Köningsheimer Houndrace is a grand spectacle where several Jockeys compete on the backs of viscous warhounds for first place.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #115 on: February 22, 2018, 03:30:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #116 on: February 22, 2018, 04:20:48 pm »

Then definitely A.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #117 on: February 22, 2018, 07:20:42 pm »

D) Husband, what you choose?

otherwise or A or B (he is a warrior, but we don't know what kind of warrior is he)
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #118 on: March 03, 2018, 09:19:47 am »

"He'll race the hounds, like he has always done.", you speak. "Well, then the man must run. It starts!" Ragnar yells. You wish your husband the best of luck, as he heads off

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He manages to get a respectable fifth place in the tournament, without any accidents.

During the tournament, Ragnar speaks to you. "Friend, I have called you here with offer for you." He says, broken as ever. You consider switching to the Köningsheimer language yourself, but decide against it because you would sound even worse. "You know the story of my father, Blood King Jotunn, how his empire fell apart and now me and brother Arnweg and sister Brunhild rule it, yes?". You nod. "I wish it back to greatness. I am blunt: will you help me fight? If you help me with Brunhild, I help you with Taglerias."

A: We sail out at once! Fire to the treacherous wench Brunhild!
B: I can not accept such a foolish offer.
C: I better talk this over with the Thaumatans first.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #119 on: March 03, 2018, 09:31:13 am »

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