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Author Topic: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn  (Read 5050 times)

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #90 on: February 15, 2018, 01:15:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #91 on: February 15, 2018, 02:04:14 pm »

B A
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #92 on: February 15, 2018, 02:47:09 pm »

B A
Although maybe reverse the order and get a gene sample first? Just saying, bad enough if the kid's other dad bites it before they're born, telling them you scooped up some pulp from the mangled corpse is gonna be REAL awkward.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2018, 02:49:52 pm »

Although maybe reverse the order and get a gene sample first? Just saying, bad enough if the kid's other dad bites it before they're born, telling them you scooped up some pulp from the mangled corpse is gonna be REAL awkward.
Uh, yeah, I thought this was obvious, but in case it needs to be said, definitely.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2018, 02:25:53 pm »

Ithias is overjoyed! As your lackeys are packing your bags onto the flagship, you and Ithias pay a visit to the gene labs. A wonderful female doctor receives the two of you, before gene samples are taken. As you go over the folders, you see a variety of options.

A: The child will have no genetic modifications, our genes will suffice.
B: The child will have aesthetic modifications.
C: The child will have physically enhancing modifications
D: The child will have both enhancing and aesthetic modifications*

*Your current treasury does not allow this option.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2018, 02:40:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #96 on: February 16, 2018, 03:01:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #97 on: February 16, 2018, 04:30:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #98 on: February 16, 2018, 07:14:09 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #99 on: February 16, 2018, 07:54:29 pm »

You quickly turn the doctor's greed-filled eyes into tiny puddles of disappointment by stating you will not purchase genetic upgrades. After all the purer the line, the stronger the child's claims. The samples are processed, and the newly formed zygote is quickly placed in one of the artificial wombs. It will need some months to grow before your new child is born. You return to the palace with a smug look of satisfaction on your face.



After two days of travel, your flagship finally breaches the atmosphere of Myrea, the main inhabited planet of Ragnar's Lys system. From your side windows you can see the city of Grand Lys, the capital of Ragnar's realm. Its skyscrapers stretch for miles, yet it is nothing compared to the urban megahub of Nevo Koronn. Amidst the city however, a peculiar building stands. A gargantuan palace, built in Köningsheimer style. Around it, semi-permeable deflective shields are visible. A normal city would have them poised above the palace, and the rest of the city centre, to protect them from orbital bombardment and other airborne projectiles. Here, however, the shields diagonally protect the palace, and a small chunk of city around it. You are informed these shields are ment to divert any projectiles onto the city outside of the barriers. The Köningsheimers are a small elite of conquerors amidst a massive Lysian population that would see their corpses flayed in an instant. This way, Lysian terrorists, as well as foreign invaders, are disheartened from bombing the palace, showing how little this foreign elite cares for its people.

A: A valuable lesson! Tear down those old shields that protect my people, I want one of these around all my palaces!
B: Understandable, but cruel. I do not see the need to implement these myself.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #100 on: February 16, 2018, 08:02:23 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #101 on: February 16, 2018, 08:03:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #102 on: February 16, 2018, 08:06:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #103 on: February 16, 2018, 10:04:08 pm »

I mean, it's reasonable enough for their situation, but, uh, we're not a tiny group of foreign overlords whose primary enemy is their own subjects, yet, so B, obviously.
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Re: SPAMSOVEREIGN: HRM Iago Malagrange-Thaüm of Nevo Koronn
« Reply #104 on: February 16, 2018, 10:48:47 pm »

Yes, I am sure the people love us and would never *Looks at the polls*.. ahem, I am sure our spy network can stop them first.  Having to create walls inside your own nation shows disunity!

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