Inning Two!
Be a giant worm. Devour earth in search of gold.
[1-1=0]: Nope, in fact you do the opposite. You suffer a claustrophobic attack, freaking out you try to claw up, you only cover yourself in more dirt. You scream, you cry out... But nobody comes to your aid. You die of suffocation. But hey, at least you're now a ghost! (+1 to your next roll)
[5+1=6]: You go searching for gold, but in all of that, you wind up accidentally possessing a nearby baseball... A baseball that's about to be hit. You must roll to dodge! (-1 to your next roll)
[5 for the bat/6 for Secheral]: The batter manages to just miss the swing, and you wind up able to live another day.
Do a jig/Kill someone/Kick someone/Play Baseball.
[4]: You grab a baseball bat, and walk behind a random player... That player is...King Zultan! You proceed to swing, King Zultan must roll to dodge!
[1 for King Zultan/5 for Ryden]: You crack the bat right into King's temple, killing him instantly. You keep beating the body until he is a bloody pulp. The ghost has now left your body, and all of the other players are staring at you in horror. Zultan is now a ghost.
Attempts to go Super Saiyan.
[1]: You attempt to go Super Saiyan... but you instead give yourself a hernia... Ouch, that's gotta hurt like hell. (-1 to your next roll)
Make up a game based around baseball trading cards.
[5]: You develop a very intricate Baseball trading card game called
Batter Up!. In this game, you take several players from different teams into seperate decks. Based on their Hit/Strike Ratio, you determine which one is stronger than the other. Essentially, think of it as War, but with Baseball players. The player with the most amount of cards wins. This game you have created becomes very popular among high society, and you are praised for its creation. You make bank essentially. Good work. (+1 to your next roll)
Eat the bullet I just found so no one can steal it, then run and hide in the nearest trashcan.
[2]: You can't eat the bullet because you are a ghost and have no way of digesting it.
[1-1=0]: You attempt to hide in the nearest trashcan, but you wind up being sent to Hell of all places. You look up it terror and see a mountain of spikes and fire, fire spikes. A demon at the bottom says, "
If you wish to proceed, you must do as decreed! Climb that mountain to the top, and be careful not to drop! Along that mountain are many trials, but I assure you it is worth your while. Work hard and don't lose control, This is your last chance to reclaim your soul." He laughs and disappears... You have a long journey ahead of you... At least you have that demon on your side... I guess. (+1 to your next roll)
Get up off my lazy butt and practice some swings, dammnit.
[4]: You get up off of your lazy butt.
[3]: You go to practice your swings, they are weak and wimpy... Baby swings in essence. Looks like someone needs more practice.
Zero
Teach Gary how to hack minds.
[5]: You teach Gary how to control all kinds of minds, human minds, animal minds, even the minds of the dead, and the minds of otherworldly beings. Everyone is impressed with your talent of teaching snails. (+1 to your next roll)
try to put down the fire in my clothes
[2]: You don't do that, you just give in to the fact that your clothes are a lost cause.
"Yay, I'm getting better."
Practice running all the bases and be the BEST!/
[2]: You decide you like it at first base and take a nap. It's refreshing, but nothing is accomplished.
OPEN FIRE ON HOME PLATE!
[2(Again with all of the 2's)]: You don't open fire on home plate, you instead decide that you'd like a caprisun, so you go sip some of that while you take a siesta.
Event: Ryden The Killer!
Your friend, Ryden Kic, has just murdered King Zultan in cold blood. You don't know why he has done it, and why he is just standing there covered in blood, but you know you need to do something about it.
Inning Finish!
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Topic: Batter Up! - A Minimalist Roll To Dodge (Inning Fifteen!) (Read 20231 times)