There's a murderer on the loose! Inning Three!
Challenge the murderer to a Sandlot Duel, a special Batter Up! game that takes place in the Sandlot Realm, where the players on the cards become real. Yes, they're already real, but the cards conjure copies of them to battle. Anyway, banish him to the Sandlot Realm if he loses.
[4+1=5]: You challenge Ryden to a Sandlot Duel. Out of pride, he accepts the challenge! You both select your decks! Sending out your first card, you pick: Matt Grace of the 2017 Washington Nationals, and Ryden Picks John Dettmer from the 1994 Texas Rangers. The copies arrive on the playing field, Matt goes to pitch, while John goes to bat. They must roll to dodge! (+1 to your next roll)
[6 for John/5 for Matt]: John just narrowly manages to hit the ball, walking into first base, doing a whopping 1 damage to John
The Duel Continues next round.
Posses the batter and take someone's lunch money.
[5-1=4]: You possess the batter, taking over his mind and body.
[2]: You however feel too kind to steal someone else's lunch money, they could use a Caprisun, ya know?
Zero
Have Gary mind hack the nearest player into doing my bidding. If the player struggles and demands a reason for my actions, simply tell them that my motives are complex. Order this player to kill themself.
[4+1=5]: You decide to hack the mind of the nearest player, who is... ziizo! ziizo must roll to dodge! (+1 to your next roll)
[2 for ziizo/2 for Gary]: Gary fails the attempt of controlling ziizo's mind, leaving him unharmed... For now.
Ryden
Attack doomblade with my baseball bat.
[2]: You cannot do that at the moment as you are in the middle of a duel with Ocean.
Climb the hell mountain and be ready to avoid all of the traps.
[6+1=7]:
WE HAVE OUR FIRST PERFECT!!! You not only dodge all of the hell obstacles, you ascend back to the real world, and with your original body! Everything has been restored, you are fully healed, and ready to play baseball. You'll never forget that trip to hell though. (-1 to your next roll)
try to summon new clothes.
[3]: You summon a leotard... I mean...
technically it is still clothing.
Practice my swings like a fucking madman.
[3]: You practice your swings, like any normal person would do. They are improving slightly, but it isn't too significant of a difference from earlier.
WAKE FROM SIESTA AND APPLY CANNON TO RYDEN.
[2]: You can't do this as Ryden is in another dimension having a duel in a children's card game with Ocean. So you just sit there waiting for Ryden to either win or lose.
Use Necromancy to summon ZOMBIE BABE RUTH
[5]: You summon Zombie Babe Ruth! And, due to his lesser weight due to decomposition, he is no longer as fat as he used to be. Meaning he can run the bases faster than he used too! Good job! (+1 to your next roll)
Name : Sandro
Cast raise skeletons
From this point on you will be known as Sandro.
[5]: You not only summon a few skeletons, you summon a full on skeleton army! You now have a legion of skeleton dudes at your command, awesome sauce! (+1 to your next roll)
Inning Finish!
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