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[ziizo]

Crusader

Hunt 0cra via going to a public place and loudly calling him Orca until he attacks in a fit of rage.

[Screech9791]

My action is before you, so I'll strike first.

[SnazThePMUGuy]

Round 25 - Exchange of Roles

They Added a Jotaro Hat and Jacket in TF2 and I forgot this existed

Spoiler: Crusaders (click to show/hide)

Use Silver Chariot to carve a statue and sell it for money

+ 1 = 4 - Success

You manage to carve a statue in the likeness of a phoenix. You sell it to a local art museum and get enough money to but the car that will bring you to your next destination.

Before he could commence name calling, 0cra rushes at ziizo and sends out his Stand, Hermit Purple. ziizo must Roll to Dodge.

- Hit

The group of vines latch onto ziizo and send a harmful pulse of Hamon into him. ziizo rubs it off, but remains injured.

Hunt 0cra via going to a public place and loudly calling him Orca until he attacks in a fit of rage.[/b]

- 1 = 4 - Success

You taunt 0cra by calling him Orca, which manages to tick him off even more.

Spoiler: Followers (click to show/hide)

Screw it. I want to become the GM for this game for one turn.

+ 1 = - Critical Success

I don't know what to say for this. Here's your +1. You get to be GM next round.

God damnit, nuke Holly already, send the army to kill her, disguise as one of the speedwagon guards and assasinate her. Do whatever, but make sure she dies.

- Critical Failure

You fail to do any of that. In fact, you're blocked by a bunch of US Army Men and are beaten around and stabbed with a -1 to your next roll.

Cover up fellow follower trying to kill Zizzo by accurate sniper fire, I will give zizzo some nice round hole in head

- Failure

You're unable to find ziizo, as you you get distracted over cool hats being sold at a local Mann Co. Store.

Cover up fellow follower trying to kill Zizzo by accurate sniper fire, I will give zizzo some nice round hole in head

- Success

You make up for chariot's distraction by taking your rifle and attempt to assassinate ziizo. ziizo must Roll to Dodge.

- Hit

After being called Orca so much, you ditch the rifle, rush at him, and use Hermit Purple to grab onto his leg and send a surge of harmful Hamon into him. However, ziizo still insists on calling you Orca.

The Crusaders manage to get enough funding to buy the ATV they wanted, thanks to Tamer's stone statue. The group proceeds to go off, after gathering necessary supplies. "United Arab Emirates, here we come!" shouts the newest member, Greatness932.

Meanwhile, Lovefool contacts the GM and asks him if he can become GM next round. Although it is forbidden, GM Snaz accepts. The roll may be unreasonable, but Snaz is feeling lazy this Spring Break and wants to try and see if he can get those new JoJo-based cosmetics in TF2. Seya, Lovefool. You get to be GM next round. However, you can't make an action. Thank you and have a nice day.

Spoiler: Player Status (click to show/hide)

• Lovefool is GM for Round 26
• randomgenericusername must Step Down as Leader of Japan in 1 Round or he will be hunted down by the US Army.
• OceanSoul has a +1 to their next roll
• ziizo has a -1 to their next roll
• Lovefool has a +1 to their next roll
• randomgenericusername has a +1 to their next roll
• randomgenericusername is injured. Auto-cured at the end of next turn.
• ziizo is injured. Auto-cured at the end of next turn.

Round 26 Actions will be due March 30th at 8:00 PM CST.

[randomgenericusername]

Spoiler: Follower (click to show/hide)

Disguise as Lovefool and use GM authority to assasinate Holly with the knife the guys stabbed me with.

[Lovefool]

Spoiler: Follower (click to show/hide)

Disguise as Lovefool and use GM authority to assasinate Holly with the knife the guys stabbed me with.

Good luck with that. Oh boy, I can't wait until Friday.

[TamerVirus]

Meanwhile, Lovefool contacts the GM and asks him if he can become GM next round. Although it is forbidden, GM Snaz accepts.

[Greatness942]

Apparently, I have Cream. That is awesome.

Spoiler: Crusader Action (click to show/hide)

Well, if our ATV is ready, let's head out. If someone is attacking an ally, test Cream out on them.

[sprinkled chariot]

Follower

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Shoot zizzo in the head with my sniper rifle

[Mallos]

Spoiler: Crusader (click to show/hide)

Zap sprinkled chariot with Bastet and shoot him with my pistol.

[ziizo]

Spoiler: Crusader (click to show/hide)

Find a way to just skip to Egypt/Cairo we have already spend half the time we have and are what 2/3 of the way?

[Screech9791]

>Even though the crusaders already know what I'm doing and there's no point spoilering something predictable, I call Ziizo Zizzo just to tick him off before I unload some sniper rounds into him.

[TamerVirus]

Spoiler: crusader (click to show/hide)

 Convince the UAE government that DIO is a threat and that they should invade Egypt

[Lovefool]

Round 26 - I Just Love Fooling Around!

Like Snazzy said, I'm gonna be GM for this Round, so I hope you enjoy my commentary!

Spoiler: Crusaders (click to show/hide)

Apparently, I have Cream. That is awesome.

Well, if our ATV is ready, let's head out. If someone is attacking an ally, test Cream out on them.

[2]: You decide that heading out in the ATV right now is too risky, given that ziizo is injured. You stay in your current location as to allow him to properly heal from his wounds. Good luck with that.

sprinkled chariot attempts to shoot ziizo in the head with his Sniper Rifle, but is caught by Greatness, who attempts to kill him with Cream! sprinkled chariot must roll to dodge!

[4]: sprinkled manages to jump right out of the way of Cream's attack, and flees from the battle, unable to be tracked.

Zap sprinkled chariot with Bastet and shoot him with my pistol.

[2]: I swear to god, I am not cheating these.
 


You forget where sprinkled chariot is, so you don't zap him with the power of Bastet, nor do you shoot him because since you forgot, there's no way for you shoot him with your pistol. RIP, RNGesus is not being a pal to y'all today.

Find a way to just skip to Egypt/Cairo we have already spend half the time we have and are what 2/3 of the way?

I think this might be against the rules? But I'll roll with it regardless, it's part of the fun.

[2-1=1]: You attempt to find a way to skip to Egypt, but instead, you wind up falling down a cliff for absolutely no reason, but because this is a 1 roll, it makes perfect sense. You are now inCritical Condition! If you are not taken to a hospital in the next round, you will die permanently. (-1 to your next roll)

Convince the UAE government that DIO is a threat and that they should invade Egypt

[6]: You managed to called the UAE, and inform them about the threat of DIO! They begin rounding up soldiers to go attack him, and they want you to be a commanding officer. The UAE's Troops will arrive in Egypt in 10 Rounds, and you will officially be a commanding officer in 10 Rounds as well. Good job! Congratulations! (+1 to your next roll)

Spoiler: Lovefool's Friends (click to show/hide)

Disguise as Lovefool and use GM authority to assasinate Holly with the knife the guys stabbed me with.

[4+1=5]: You manage to disguise as me, and use your GM Authority to kill Holly with the knife you pulled out of your side!

"FINALLY! I WILL KILL HOLLY KUJO!!!"

PLEASE RNGESUS, DON'T FAIL US NOW!

Holly Kujo must roll to dodge!

[4]: You attempt to stab Holly Kujo, but you are instead thrown out of the house, and locked in the Japanese Government's HQ so that you may be used as a scapegoat to be killed for being in rule of Japan.

I am sorry my friend, I will kill her as revenge for your death! I WILL MAKE HOLLY KUJO PAY FOR LIVING!!

Follower  Shoot zizzo in the head with my sniper rifle

[1]: You attempt to shoot ziizo in the head, but you get caught by Greatness, who attempts to annihilate you with Cream! You must roll to dodge!

[4]: You manage to jump out of the way of Cream, and proceed to run off away from the fight to go hide.

>Even though the crusaders already know what I'm doing and there's no point spoilering something predictable, I call Ziizo Zizzo just to tick him off before I unload some sniper rounds into him.

[4]: You call out to Ziizo.

"Hey Zizzo."

He doesn't respond.

"YOU SUCK!"

[2]: However, since ziizo is in Critical Condition, you do not shoot at him... because that would be petty.

The Crusaders now have an injured ziizo to take care of, while the Followers plan to make their next move.

Meanwhile, in Japan, the U.S. Military breaks down the doors of the Japanese Government's Headquarters, and fires in the building. Because random did not rid himself of his position while he could, he is found, and shot 20 times. The Japanese see him as a dishonor, the Americans see him as a terrorist, but I saw him as a friend. A friend who was willing to make the sacrifice that I couldn't make. I will see to it that Holly Kujo dies before this game of Chess with us as the pawns concludes... I promise you that Random.

Random G. U. Sername, wielder of the Stand Khnum, was killed by the United States Military for his acts of terrorism, usurpation, and for the attempted murder of Holly Kujo. Died March 30th, 1989.

Lovefool returned from his hideout location, and stopped being the GM... saddened by the loss of his comrade, Random, He swore vengeance on Holly Kujo and all of the members of the Kujo line, and swore to kill them all.

Inning Finish!

Spoiler: Player Status (click to show/hide)

Lovefool is no longer the GM
Lovefool has a +1 to their next roll
ziizo is in Critical Condition
0cra is no longer injured
ziizo has a -1 to their next roll
TamerVirus has a +1 to their next roll
randomgenericusername is dead.

Round 27 actions will be due April 2nd at 8:00 PM CST.

[randomgenericusername]

RNG hates me today. 

[Greatness942]

Spoiler: Crusader (click to show/hide)

Taking the safe way down, I attempt to use first aid on ziizo to keep them alive for longer, whilst also scanning around for a hospital.