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[Greatness942]

A. Better to get things put away quickly before our men can start an unneeded fight than to waste time seeing whether or not they already are.

[Puppyguard]

A

[King Zultan]

A

[Asin]

A

A

A. Better to get things put away quickly before our men can start an unneeded fight than to waste time seeing whether or not they already are.

You answer. "We are here to enlighten you and your kind."

The guard begins laughing like a hyena choking on phlegm.
"What do ya mean, enlighten? Are you implying we're not cultured enough?!"

As the guards prepare their weapons, a piggish squeal is heard over a nearby hill.

Suddenly, a group of 12 Pigfaces riding their giant hogs begin running down the hill. They are armed with crudely made swords and a look of pure anger is in their eyes.

A. Have your men deal with the threat by themselves
B. Assist the Kåbu-Smusm guards
C. Run like hell

(Sorry guys, I kind of forgot about this for a while.)

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Greatness942]

B.

[King Zultan]

B

[Funk]

B

[Puppyguard]

B

[Asin]

You and your army assist the guards. Of course, having 290 people (including you) fight 12 pigfaces means the Pigfaces are wiped out. You find 3 casualities among the combined forces. 2 Mountain Goblins with swords stuck in them, and a single Kåbu-Smusm guard with his arms nearly sliced off.

The guard you were talking to looks at you.
"I didn't think anyone would help defend us... Maybe you are worth listening to. Come inside with us."

You walk in, and 4 of your soldiers follow you into the cave which the Kåbu-Smusm claim as their home. You see a lone Kåbu-Smusm  with a earthware bucket with a milky looking yellow liquid walk through. The guard demands him to stop and to give you, a humble visitor, a mug. You are handed a mug and it is filled with the pale yellowish liquid. The guard sits on a rock nearby and gestures the same guy who poured you a drink to pour him a mug too.
The guard gets a mug filled with the liquid.

A. Ask "What is this liquid?"
B. Ask "Where is your leader?"
C. Drink the odd yellowish liquid.

[King Zultan]

C Don't be rude drink it.

[Greatness942]

A. If we don't know what it is, that means that it might be poison. Just drinking it isn't the best idea.

[VoidSlayer]

What kind of greenskin doesn't drink random stuff handed to him?

A coward, that is what kind!

C

[Asin]

(All we need is at least three votes for an answer to be decided...)

[Maximum Spin]

C for basically VoidSlayer's reasoning