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[piecewise]

After gravity guy attacks, punch the bus into the ocean.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship

"Patience, Golden Star. We do things the proper way. The harmonious way."

Prevent Golden Star from interfering. Should Gravity guy attack HAP, intervene.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 240/450
Acclaim: 9
Inventory:

While gravity dude is distracted clapping his hands, sprint towards him and blind him with the flash of my camera! Unless he doesn't attack, of course.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

"You sent the civilians away? You have my respect, noble opponent. I am Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. We've already had our beach episode, but I guess an encore is alright. After all, you seem to have quite a following!" HAP gestures at the fleeing crowd.

HAP strides forward after his little speech and extends the Lucha Hand of Friendship (or Respect Between Noble Opponents Before The Match Starts).
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

The man looks at HAP in confusion, as though he's speaking some sort of incomprehensible gibberish.  He seems to understand enough though, and can interpret the extended hand and the lack of immediate violence.

"As I told the others." he says, jerking his chin at Ninja and Golden Star, "I do not wish to fight. I have made a home here. But if I will not allow myself to be taken if I can prevent it."

[Ozarck]

"A villain reformed? -gasp- You guys! It's a redemption story! And right after the Beach Episode! Oh happy day! Come, sir, El Ultimo is a great leader, a fine Symbol of Honor and Justice. I am sure the head of the Masked League of Lucha Liberty (that's us) would be thrilled to help you resolve your tragic backstory.

We can work out your Lucha name afterward. All I've got at the moment is the Bus Pile Driver. Catchy, admittedly, but do you really want to commit to a public transportation venue?"

HAP, via the madness above, invites the man to come along peacefully and join the Luchas.
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[piecewise]

"A villain reformed? -gasp- You guys! It's a redemption story! And right after the Beach Episode! Oh happy day! Come, sir, El Ultimo is a great leader, a fine Symbol of Honor and Justice. I am sure the head of the Masked League of Lucha Liberty (that's us) would be thrilled to help you resolve your tragic backstory.

We can work out your Lucha name afterward. All I've got at the moment is the Bus Pile Driver. Catchy, admittedly, but do you really want to commit to a public transportation venue?"

HAP, via the madness above, invites the man to come along peacefully and join the Luchas.
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

The man squints at you, clearly trying to figure out what your play is.

"I would prefer" he says finally, "To remain here with my family. I have had my fill of violence for one lifetime."

[Ozarck]

"I see, I see." HAP clearly didn't see. "Our tag team partners - the aliens we came to investigate (Threnody, we're not investigating them anymore, is that right?), well, they think you are a villain in disguise. I think they'll come back for you. I'm not really a legal expert or anything, so I don't know what you can expect, but if you are truly reformed, I do believe the League would put in a good word for you. Maybe something can be done. Community service, maybe?"

HAP frowns in thought. Negotiating is hard. HAP is used to Punching for Justice, and making witty Heroic One-Liners.

"At any rate, I'll put in a good word with El Ultimo for you. I'd hate to break up a family. It's not really the Lucha Way.

I mean, even Super Villain Families should get to see each other, right?"

More Diplomacy
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[randomgenericusername]

"Man, I wish my family hadn't abandoned me at a Denny's somewhere in rural arizona..."

Go find and calm the civilians, assuring them that everything is under control. HAP seems to know what he's doing.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

[piecewise]

"Man, I wish my family hadn't abandoned me at a Denny's somewhere in rural arizona..."

Go find and calm the civilians, assuring them that everything is under control. HAP seems to know what he's doing.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

You walk out towards the civilians and make dismissive gestures, as though trying to brush them away.

"Nothing to see here folks. Move along. Move along."

"I see, I see." HAP clearly didn't see. "Our tag team partners - the aliens we came to investigate (Threnody, we're not investigating them anymore, is that right?), well, they think you are a villain in disguise. I think they'll come back for you. I'm not really a legal expert or anything, so I don't know what you can expect, but if you are truly reformed, I do believe the League would put in a good word for you. Maybe something can be done. Community service, maybe?"

HAP frowns in thought. Negotiating is hard. HAP is used to Punching for Justice, and making witty Heroic One-Liners.

"At any rate, I'll put in a good word with El Ultimo for you. I'd hate to break up a family. It's not really the Lucha Way.

I mean, even Super Villain Families should get to see each other, right?"

More Diplomacy
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

"You would take me yourself? Not hand me off to..."His voice trails off and he seems to consider this. "You do not know of my crimes. How can you promise anything?"

[Doomblade187]

"We cannot promise much. But we can promise that we will hear you out. More relevant,  why do you not tell us what you have done? Your colleague with the fire was quite off-key and wouldn't talk to us."

[randomgenericusername]

"Fear not, civilians! For Golden Star is here to protect the innocent and save the day!"

Find a pen and start handing autographed photos of myself to the civilians.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

[Ozarck]

"We can promise you That we will always strive to offer Justice in Honor. It is the Lucha way, and we," HAP gestures at his accomplices teammates, "Have but one goal: to live lives worthy of the name Luchadors!"
Hap Nod's earnestly
"I cannot promise you what El Ultimo's final decision may be, and it is true that I don't know what you've done, but you seem to desire to leave the darkness behind, and Luchas always look to the light!

I can call Golden Eagle to bring another shuttle right away, if you desire. If the aliens object, well, as I said before, we'll work it out. We are both fighters for justice, after all."

More Diplomacy. Should gravguy agree, call a shuttle. should the aliens arrive to disagree, shield grav guy until said shuttle arrives to take him away.
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Er... out of curiosity, what were your crimes? I think we should know this before we take action."

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship

[Ozarck]

"You guuuuuuuuuuys. That's not very Lucha, is it? If he wanted to monologue, he would have already. The proper course is to present him toEl Ultimo, at which point he can either break down and confess in a heartbreaking flashback sequence, or be whisked off to the secret, opulent Headmaster's office where he can confide privately, thereby gaining the trust of our Leader and swearing fealty to him in atonement!

Honestly, it's like you haven't even read the Luchador Handbook of Scenarios at all."

[piecewise]

"We can promise you That we will always strive to offer Justice in Honor. It is the Lucha way, and we," HAP gestures at his accomplices teammates, "Have but one goal: to live lives worthy of the name Luchadors!"
Hap Nod's earnestly
"I cannot promise you what El Ultimo's final decision may be, and it is true that I don't know what you've done, but you seem to desire to leave the darkness behind, and Luchas always look to the light!

I can call Golden Eagle to bring another shuttle right away, if you desire. If the aliens object, well, as I said before, we'll work it out. We are both fighters for justice, after all."

More Diplomacy. Should gravguy agree, call a shuttle. should the aliens arrive to disagree, shield grav guy until said shuttle arrives to take him away.
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

"Fine." The man said after a long moment and the shimmering aura around him faded. "I shall go with you, and will offer you no resistance so long as I am fairly treated."

"Splendid. Golden Eagle, space pod for...5, please."


Now, something of importance here: Are you guys leaving together or just sending him?

[randomgenericusername]

We still have to deal with the alien ship, don't we? We can't leave, otherwise the ship would probably attack while we're in the ship.

[Ozarck]

HAP will go, if the others want to stay and diplomatize the poor alien ship.

Conversely, HAP will stay and pass along messages to the family of the guy if he wishes that and some other Lucha accompanies the guy.

[randomgenericusername]

I think we should sray here and deal with the alien ship before anyone leaves. That means not using the space pod since it might be destroyed by the alien ship when it tries to leave.