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[Ozarck]

Uncharacteristically brusque, HAP replies: "You mind your own business, Golden Star. Threnody and I handled This one, Threnody and I will make our decision. If anyone else can choose for her, it will be El Ultimo. Are you El Ultimo?"

Unless Threnody disagrees, HAP will call for Golden Eagle to come pick up our charge, and will wait with her until her fate is decided. Only then will he accompany the others to visit the other guy.

Turning to Threnody, HAP proclaims solemnly: "She was a worthy adversary, my friend. She threw soooo many random objects at us. She had some great one liners too, and quite a flair for the dramatic. I do believe she deserves our respect, and I intend to give it.

Oh shoot! I was gonna give her that cactus, too, but we traded it for the pictures!"
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[randomgenericusername]

"Alright, ! Golden Star! Let's do this!"

Prepare to vist the other guy with the group and give gravity dude a lesson!

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

[The_Two_Eternities]

Check the objective marker to see if gravity guy is moving.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship

[piecewise]

Check the objective marker to see if gravity guy is moving.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship

You check the objective marker. The arrow is pointing back the direction you came, but there's no indication of distance.

"Alright, ! Golden Star! Let's do this!"

Prepare to vist the other guy with the group and give gravity dude a lesson!

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

You get into a solid horse stance and start charging your preparedness. You make sure to scream while doing so, as is normal.

"What you're seeing now is my normal state.  This is super prepared. And this is someone who is prepared ascending past preparedness. Or you can just call it Preparedness 2. And this...is to go...even further beyond! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Uncharacteristically brusque, HAP replies: "You mind your own business, Golden Star. Threnody and I handled This one, Threnody and I will make our decision. If anyone else can choose for her, it will be El Ultimo. Are you El Ultimo?"

Unless Threnody disagrees, HAP will call for Golden Eagle to come pick up our charge, and will wait with her until her fate is decided. Only then will he accompany the others to visit the other guy.

Turning to Threnody, HAP proclaims solemnly: "She was a worthy adversary, my friend. She threw soooo many random objects at us. She had some great one liners too, and quite a flair for the dramatic. I do believe she deserves our respect, and I intend to give it.

Oh shoot! I was gonna give her that cactus, too, but we traded it for the pictures!"
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

You call Golden Eagle and tell it to send a shuttle down to pick up Hot Head.  Golden Eagle sends a shuttle but while its in route, the AI asks you if you're sure you'd like to do this. It may cause issues with the relationship with that friendly alien murder ship. You wait for the ship to land, throwing up tons of sand and scaring off beach goers as it does,  and place the fugitive inside.

"If the ship has issues with our conduct we'll work it out. We are both fighters for justice, after all."

You're closing the door to the shuttle when you notice something.

"Golden star, you said that this opponent of yours manipulated gravity, right?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Well I ask because I see something there." You point up at the sky and a twinkle of metal. "I think it might be a bus.  And I think it might be flying at us. Does that sound like something he would do?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"I see."

[The_Two_Eternities]

Try to punch the bus into the ocean.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship

[Ozarck]

((not without a sheet, you don't. Do you WANT to die? Or worse: be unmasked?))

[randomgenericusername]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Heroically run away and avoid the truck!

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

[Doomblade187]

"A good decision, HAP. Let us live for those we serve, not for those who ask us for disharmony."

Clear the area of civilians, aid HAP in catching bus if needed.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 240/450
Acclaim: 9
Inventory:

[Ozarck]

HAP will encourage the shuttle to head out, and will grab his more aggressive teammates and step out of the bus' path. Unless there are civilians on the bus (or HAP thinks there might be), in which case, assist teammates in safely recovering the bus.

((IC, HAP is unaware of this guy's attempt to not involve bystanders, I believe.))
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[piecewise]

HAP will encourage the shuttle to head out, and will grab his more aggressive teammates and step out of the bus' path. Unless there are civilians on the bus (or HAP thinks there might be), in which case, assist teammates in safely recovering the bus.

((IC, HAP is unaware of this guy's attempt to not involve bystanders, I believe.))
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

"A good decision, HAP. Let us live for those we serve, not for those who ask us for disharmony."

Clear the area of civilians, aid HAP in catching bus if needed.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 240/450
Acclaim: 9
Inventory:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Heroically run away and avoid the truck!

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

Try to punch the bus into the ocean.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship

The shuttle takes off in a burst of sand and a scream of engines, tearing off into the sky and leaving a quickly fading blue glow behind. As soon as its away, HAP takes a quick look around, searching for any civie looky-loos who might be in danger. Seeing that the closest civilian is several hundred feet away, he decides on a particularly heroic action. He, along with everyone else, runs away.  Golden star, still powering up his readiness, goes running off in an erratic zig-zag, body still contorted in effort despite his wildly flailing legs.  Threnody follows along behind HAP, and HAP picks Ninja up like a cardboard standee and sprints away.

The Bus lands not with the screeching smash of destroyed metal and a noisy crumple, as they expected. Instead it slams into the ground as though it were a solid block of metal and throws up a huge cloud of sand as it sinks several feet into the beach. It grinds to a halt standing straight up out of the sand. The muscular man from before, Ninja and Golden Star's target, stands on top of it. He looks down at at the luchas and the beach, scanning his eyes around the distant ring of gathering civilians.  He licks his lips, a gesture of either nervousness or thought, and then slams his foot down on the bus. A visible ripple spreads through the bus, traveling down it like a wave and into the sand. The wave only grows once it hits the sand, like the ripple of a stone dropped into a pond, spreading out in all directions. It passes the Luchas gently, not even so much as unbalancing them, but when it reaches those distant civilians it sends them all toppling or scrambling to stay on their feet. As it passes the majority of them- the illusion of being a safe distance from the impending fight broken- start running in the opposite direction.

"There." The man says, watching them go, "That should give us more room." He turns his focus back to the Luchas and takes a deep breath. "No more running. We finish this here, one way or another. " He claps his hands, a sound like a gunshot, and the air wavers around him.

[Ozarck]

"You sent the civilians away? You have my respect, noble opponent. I am Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. We've already had our beach episode, but I guess an encore is alright. After all, you seem to have quite a following!" HAP gestures at the fleeing crowd.

HAP strides forward after his little speech and extends the Lucha Hand of Friendship (or Respect Between Noble Opponents Before The Match Starts).
 

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 88 + 1 For catching the bouquet ... of fires (and not advancing her sexual harassment suit in the process).

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 300/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[randomgenericusername]

While gravity dude is distracted clapping his hands, sprint towards him and blind him with the flash of my camera! Unless he doesn't attack, of course.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

[Doomblade187]

"Patience, Golden Star. We do things the proper way. The harmonious way."

Prevent Golden Star from interfering. Should Gravity guy attack HAP, intervene.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 240/450
Acclaim: 9
Inventory:

[randomgenericusername]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaalright! I don't know what do you mean with the harmonious way, but sure."

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 28
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
-A bag of popcorn
-A photo of the guy the aliens want
-A large alien objective marker

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After gravity guy attacks, punch the bus into the ocean.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 13
Inventory: Compass from the alien ship