"W-what? I don’t want to go! I I can do movies and be a hero at the same time!"
Tell Golden Eagle to delete the draft. Wander around, tying to find where everyone is again.
Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.
Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.
Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.
Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5
HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 23
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself
Mask
Name: El Escuchador
Description: The mask is a massive fleshy ear covering the face. It could be described as "handsome". The accompanying costume is a flesh colored morphsuit.
Gimmick: [2] Super Hearing - Escuchador can hear basically anything, and can use it to detect enemies and fight more effectively.
Weakness: Super Mute - [1] The Escuchador mask does not physically allow the wearer to speak.
Signature: Unlistening - [2] The Esuchador ear temporarily morphs into a mouth that shouts everything it heard since this ability was last used all at once in one massive sonic blast.
Name: Out Standing
Description: Looks like Charlie Wilson
HP: 150/450
Power: 3
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 2
Technique: 2
Teamwork: 1
Body: 3
Inventory: "El Escuchador gets a fist sized, clear plastic bag filled with round hard candies. They could be mistaken for marbles, but they have a large colorful label showing a cartoon child eating one. He also grabs a large square glass pane, about an inch and a half thick and maybe two feet on each side. And a dot matrix printer."
Acclaim: 16
Yeah, I do! Blink away the tears of frustration under the mask and try again.
You wander over and Find El Escuchador stuck in a wall again. Together you yank him free and both head out to join the rest of the team.
Hand the spaceship the ambassador's lower leg.
Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)
Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)
Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4
HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 6
Inventory:
You toss the leg underhand up at the ship. It bounces off the air a few inches away from the ship in a crackle of electrical discharge and goes sailing away, on fire.
Standby.
Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")
Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3
HP: 440/450
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:
Your eyes begin displaying a windows screen saver.
HAP will present the saguaro cactus to the alien ship as a gesture of goodwill, with a standard "Welcome to Earth!" wave. He'll then babble on about Lucha things, pressure cooking, the impermeability of wrestling terminology, the need for caution when manhandling armed security forces, and the like. The longer the spaceship fails to communicate back, the more he'll babble.
Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 70+2 for chasing the ambassador
Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 600/600)
Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus
Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding. Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary. Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.
You hold the cactus up in front of the ship and babble continuously for a good minute and a half about any sort of thing that crosses your mind, including but very much not limited to things related to current happenings. You're at about the mid-point of your ramble when the ship morphs and displays a black screen that then displays several images.
The first is that of the ambassador next to a strange alien looking thing. Then an image of the ship sliding over that alien thing and covering it. Then it displays several more humans along with several more matching alien things. There are four in total. After that it shows an image of itself sliding over two while another image of your masks slides over the remaining two.
It then displays a large "?" and a Check mark.