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Might as well let the reporter interview me too. Talk about how much I love my fans, my next movies and how I totally saved that train from a evil robot a few days ago. Also take a picture of both of us with the ship in the background, and sign it as a gift to the reporter.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 23
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship

[Ozarck]

HAP will scoop up his new buddies and jog after the ship toward the Ambassador. He'll also call out to Graceful Ninja as he goes, with a quick wave and glance toward the press to include them in the conversation:
"Hey, Ninja! it 's cool! Bring the Ambassador back out! It didn't attack. It just eyeballed us and beeped!"

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 70

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 600/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[Doomblade187]

"Let us dance!"

Follow the spaceship, communicate via dance. Also protect the ambassador if need be.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 450/450
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[The_Two_Eternities]

Stand watchfully near the ambassador.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[SamSpeeds]

Spoiler: El Escuchador (click to show/hide)

Mask
Name: El Escuchador
Description: The mask is a massive fleshy ear covering the face. It could be described as "handsome". The accompanying costume is a flesh colored morphsuit.
Gimmick: [2] Super Hearing - Escuchador can hear basically anything, and can use it to detect enemies and fight more effectively.
Weakness: Super Mute - [1] The Escuchador mask does not physically allow the wearer to speak.
Signature: Unlistening - [2] The Esuchador ear temporarily morphs into a mouth that shouts everything it heard since this ability was last used all at once in one massive sonic blast.

Name: Out Standing
Description: Looks like Charlie Wilson
HP: 450/450
Power: 3
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 2
Technique: 2
Teamwork: 1
Body: 3
Inventory: "El Escuchador gets a fist sized, clear plastic bag filled with round hard candies. They could be mistaken for marbles, but they have a large colorful label showing a cartoon child eating one.  He also grabs a large square glass pane, about an inch and a half thick and maybe two feet on each side. And a dot matrix printer."

Acclaim: 16

(((Isn't all the translation equipment and stuff for speaking every language possible back at the auditorium? We should prolly bring Mr. Ambassador back if we wanna talk to the thing.)))

Sprint after the ship! If it touches down and I can get near, Listen In from outside the electrical range. Given enough time, maybe I could piece together a sonic image of the workings of the thing?

This is the only useful thing I can think of doing.

[piecewise]

Stand watchfully near the ambassador.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

You stick with the ambassador, doing various martial arts poses in what you hope is a convincing display of combat readiness.

Might as well let the reporter interview me too. Talk about how much I love my fans, my next movies and how I totally saved that train from a evil robot a few days ago. Also take a picture of both of us with the ship in the background, and sign it as a gift to the reporter.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 23
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship

You turn to speak with the reporter only to find that someone has carried him off. Huh. You turn to take a picture of yourself with the ship and find that the ship has also wandered off. Huh.

You shrug and take several pictures of yourself. Really, anyone else would just diminish the beauty that is you. This is what you tell yourself to cover over the feelings of loneliness and confusion.

"Let us dance!"

Follow the spaceship, communicate via dance. Also protect the ambassador if need be.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 450/450
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[9]
You run to where the stream of metal stops, presumably where the ship will coalesce again, and begin dancing. How exactly you dance is hard to say; interpretive dance is hard enough to describe on its own, let alone when its trying to communicate to aliens. Needless to say it is quite a show, with a great degree of wiggling and gyrating.

Spoiler: El Escuchador (click to show/hide)

Mask
Name: El Escuchador
Description: The mask is a massive fleshy ear covering the face. It could be described as "handsome". The accompanying costume is a flesh colored morphsuit.
Gimmick: [2] Super Hearing - Escuchador can hear basically anything, and can use it to detect enemies and fight more effectively.
Weakness: Super Mute - [1] The Escuchador mask does not physically allow the wearer to speak.
Signature: Unlistening - [2] The Esuchador ear temporarily morphs into a mouth that shouts everything it heard since this ability was last used all at once in one massive sonic blast.

Name: Out Standing
Description: Looks like Charlie Wilson
HP: 450/450
Power: 3
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 2
Technique: 2
Teamwork: 1
Body: 3
Inventory: "El Escuchador gets a fist sized, clear plastic bag filled with round hard candies. They could be mistaken for marbles, but they have a large colorful label showing a cartoon child eating one.  He also grabs a large square glass pane, about an inch and a half thick and maybe two feet on each side. And a dot matrix printer."

Acclaim: 16

(((Isn't all the translation equipment and stuff for speaking every language possible back at the auditorium? We should prolly bring Mr. Ambassador back if we wanna talk to the thing.)))

Sprint after the ship! If it touches down and I can get near, Listen In from outside the electrical range. Given enough time, maybe I could piece together a sonic image of the workings of the thing?

This is the only useful thing I can think of doing.

[1]
You sprint straight over to the ship and cross into the smear of metallic whatever it is denoting where the ship is moving. The result is...unfortunate.  [5][-300 hp] A normal person would have been atomized or maybe transported to another dimension; you're just ejected from the metallic stream at supersonic speeds. You cross the length of the airstrip in less then a second and find yourself flying out over grass covered earth and then skipping across the ocean before your trajectory goes shallow and you smash down into the water several hundred feet out to sea near the colony's fake island.

Ow.

HAP will scoop up his new buddies and jog after the ship toward the Ambassador. He'll also call out to Graceful Ninja as he goes, with a quick wave and glance toward the press to include them in the conversation:
"Hey, Ninja! it 's cool! Bring the Ambassador back out! It didn't attack. It just eyeballed us and beeped!"

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 70

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 600/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

You run after the ship, staying behind it with the soldiers tucked under either arm. They don't seem particularly happy about the arrangement but your superhuman strength means there isn't a lot they can do about it.  You shout at Graceful Ninja  and are just in the middle of telling him the ship didn't attack when the ship solidifies and impales your shuttle with a long fluid metal tendril  and flicks it away with enough force to send it skidding through the opposite wall. It again extends a pseudo-pod toward the ambassador.

[Ozarck]

"Hey! that's our ride! Oh no, did I initiate first contact? The Ambassador is going to be mad. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."

HAP deposits the guards next to the Ambassador and Graceful Ninja, then runs over to the shuttle, looking for the pilot:

"Golden Eagle! You okay, buddy? You in there? Need a hand?

If necessary, HAP will set the shuttle upright.

"Those dents will buff right out, I'm sure, buddy. It's still good, it's still good!

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 70

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 600/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

[randomgenericusername]

Wander around aimlessly, trying to find where everything went.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 23
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself

[SamSpeeds]

Spoiler: El Escuchador (click to show/hide)

Mask
Name: El Escuchador
Description: The mask is a massive fleshy ear covering the face. It could be described as "handsome". The accompanying costume is a flesh colored morphsuit.
Gimmick: [2] Super Hearing - Escuchador can hear basically anything, and can use it to detect enemies and fight more effectively.
Weakness: Super Mute - [1] The Escuchador mask does not physically allow the wearer to speak.
Signature: Unlistening - [2] The Esuchador ear temporarily morphs into a mouth that shouts everything it heard since this ability was last used all at once in one massive sonic blast.

Name: Out Standing
Description: Looks like Charlie Wilson
HP: 150/450
Power: 3
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 2
Technique: 2
Teamwork: 1
Body: 3
Inventory: "El Escuchador gets a fist sized, clear plastic bag filled with round hard candies. They could be mistaken for marbles, but they have a large colorful label showing a cartoon child eating one.  He also grabs a large square glass pane, about an inch and a half thick and maybe two feet on each side. And a dot matrix printer."

Acclaim: 16

Darnit! Tread water while trying to shake it (the hurty) off.

EDIT: Never was good at math. Woops! Thanks chief.

[Ozarck]

((you, uh, you should be at 150 hp. Sorry bout that))

[The_Two_Eternities]

After much indecision, forcefully halt the pseudopod.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[Ozarck]

No don't! It might be friendly! Well, probably not, but hey. Let's let the ambassador do his bit.

[Doomblade187]

"Ride the music, dude!"

Hop onto the psuedopod, surf it up to the main UFO and do a cartwheel on top of the body, then try and enter the UFO.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 450/450
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[/quote]

[piecewise]

"Ride the music, dude!"

Hop onto the psuedopod, surf it up to the main UFO and do a cartwheel on top of the body, then try and enter the UFO.

Spoiler: Threnody (click to show/hide)

Theme Aspects
Name: Threnody
Description: A dark mask, composed of shifting lines of darkness and music notes. Where the eyes should be there are glowing squiggles of red light.
Gimmick: As a singer for the dead, draws power when be sings near burial grounds. And he always sings.
Weakness: Threnody is more susceptible to Sonic and explosive damage.
Signature (2): Sings a piercing note that sounds beautiful to all that hear it except for the enemy, whose body is torn apart by the wail. ("Thre-no-DIE!")

Physical Stats.
Name: Flanders Connelly
Description: A tall, buff man with carefully coiffed short hair.
Power: 2
Speed: 3
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 5
Teamwork: 4
Body: 3

HP: 450/450
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[1]
You leap up...right straight into the psudopod. It, of course, immediately swells out and encases you.

"REMEMBER ME...AS...A GO-GO DANCER!" you shout as your head disappears into the liquid metal.

After much indecision, forcefully halt the pseudopod.

Spoiler: Graceful Ninja (click to show/hide)

Name: Graceful Ninja
Description: The mask looks like a stereotypical black ninja mask. The acompanying costume is a black leotard.
Gimmick: Has a black belt in jiu jitsu, judo, and karate. (Level 1)
Weakness: Being attacked by clenched fists. (Level 4)
Signature: Turns invisible, even to infrared vision. (Level 3)

Name: Lucas Gracie
Description: Looks like a member of the Gracie family (Brazilian)

Power: 3
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 3
Technique: 3
Teamwork: 3
Body: 4

HP: 600/600
Acclaim: 0
Inventory:

[2]
You step up, get yourself into a horse stance, and begin punching and kicking with great vigor. Its quite a sight, fists and feet flying at super sonic speeds, startling martial arts yells, anime speedlines, everything you would expect.

Unfortunately you do it a good 10 feet from the pseudopod, seriously menacing the air but doing nothing at all to the ship itself.

Spoiler: El Escuchador (click to show/hide)

Mask
Name: El Escuchador
Description: The mask is a massive fleshy ear covering the face. It could be described as "handsome". The accompanying costume is a flesh colored morphsuit.
Gimmick: [2] Super Hearing - Escuchador can hear basically anything, and can use it to detect enemies and fight more effectively.
Weakness: Super Mute - [1] The Escuchador mask does not physically allow the wearer to speak.
Signature: Unlistening - [2] The Esuchador ear temporarily morphs into a mouth that shouts everything it heard since this ability was last used all at once in one massive sonic blast.

Name: Out Standing
Description: Looks like Charlie Wilson
HP: 150/450
Power: 3
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 2
Technique: 2
Teamwork: 1
Body: 3
Inventory: "El Escuchador gets a fist sized, clear plastic bag filled with round hard candies. They could be mistaken for marbles, but they have a large colorful label showing a cartoon child eating one.  He also grabs a large square glass pane, about an inch and a half thick and maybe two feet on each side. And a dot matrix printer."

Acclaim: 16

Darnit! Tread water while trying to shake it (the hurty) off.

EDIT: Never was good at math. Woops! Thanks chief.

You shake off the stunning effects of being punted a mile into the ocean  and swim back to shore.

Wander around aimlessly, trying to find where everything went.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 23
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself

You wander forward about ten feet, put your hands on your hips, look around, squint your eyes, grumble, and then turn 90 degrees, and then repeat.

"You look away for half a second to admire your own stunning looks and suddenly  everyone is gone.  This is just like that time my parents abandoned me at a Denny's somewhere in rural arizona. Minus the aliens of course. And the super powers."

"Hey! that's our ride! Oh no, did I initiate first contact? The Ambassador is going to be mad. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."

HAP deposits the guards next to the Ambassador and Graceful Ninja, then runs over to the shuttle, looking for the pilot:

"Golden Eagle! You okay, buddy? You in there? Need a hand?

If necessary, HAP will set the shuttle upright.

"Those dents will buff right out, I'm sure, buddy. It's still good, it's still good!

Spoiler: Hero A. Protagonist, Jr. (click to show/hide)

Description: a white mask, with black around the eyeholes and scowly eyebrows.
2 Gimmick: Son of the world famous Hero A Protagonist, Sr. He follows in his father's footsteps to win the title and Defend Against Evil
3 Weakness: Plot Twists, Cliffhangers, is compelled to step into the ring when his friends (or innocents) lives are at risk.
4 Signature: Reversal of Fortune. After having been struck by a move, Hero is able to learn from his opponent, and thereafter is able to counter or reflect that move onto his opponent, especially in times of high tension or at dramatic turning points in a battle.
Acclaim: 70

Name: Under the Mask, Hero A. Protagonist, Jr is mild mannered Junior "Hap" Protagonist.
Description: Light brown hair, standard brown eyes, full, pouty lips. Oval shaped head
4 Power
2 Speed
1 Intelligence
5 Technique
3 Teamwork
4 Body (HP 600/600)

Inventory: Pressure cooker, battery powered weed whacker, three-foot long saguaro cactus

Spoiler: mission briefing (click to show/hide)

Effectively just observe and let the welcoming committee do their job. Only engage if the aliens do something hostile, and even then only protect others until it becomes obvious the hostile action is intentionally malevolent instead of just a misunderstanding.  Golden Eagle emphasizes that last point; Earth almost went to war with Mars the first time the Martian's landed and their greeting was misconstrued as an attempt to strangle the emissary.   Apparently the welcoming committee is already waiting at the projected landing site; for the moment you'll just be acting as security; unless things get weird or dangerous.

You set the guards down behind Graceful Ninja. [1] You then run over to the shuttle. You tear open the front section and find it full of nothing but mechanical parts and electronics. Tears come to your eyes and you fall to your knees. You raise your hands to the heavens and scream "NOOOOOOO THEY TURNED THE PILOT INTO A ROBOT! AND THEN KILLED HIM! WHYYYYYYYYY?!"




The Ship pulls Threnody into its main body and then stops moving all together, making a series of low and high pitched beeps.

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Initiate flashback episode of that time my parents abandoned me at a Denny's somewhere in rural arizona.

Spoiler: Golden Star (click to show/hide)

Name: Golden Star
Description: A black mask with a big and very bright golden star covering the frontal part of it. It comes with a black martial arts Gi with a golden belt. The suit also includes a golden cape with a star pattern that is always waving in the wind, even indoors.

Gimmick: Famous [2]: The iconic suit is exactly the same as the one used by the superhero protagonist in the global hit movie "Star of Justice". This does absolutely nothing remarkable, but maybe it will attract more fans and extra acclaim from the masses when doing heroic, noncombat actions like: doing heroic poses, heroic entrances/escapes, helping a cat stuck in a tree, heroic smiling at the camera, heroic boasting to the enemy, etc.
Weakness: Fight? [5]: Wait, you mean REAL fighting? Golden Star doesn't know how to perform any type of attack but basic punches, and these are even weaker than those of a normal human. He's incredibly weak in strenght and terribly unskilled in combat, with a high tendency to self-injury.
Signature: Punch of Justice! [5]: Golden Star calls upon the power of every single fan around the universe and uses all of their strenght for a single, ultimate attack. He punches the enemy with the strenght of a thousand suns, completely obliterating everything in it's path. The attack deals massive damage to anything it connects with and destroys anything it collides with. It takes some time to wind up, leaves the user exhausted and it's destructive potential doesn't discern between ally or enemy.

Name: Bruce Norris
Description: Sligthy muscular man with a blond Afro and a mustache.

Power: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Technique: 1
Teamwork: 3
Body: 5

HP: 750/750
Acclaim: 23
Inventory:
-A very old fashion Polaroid instant image style camera
-Many pictures of the alien ship
-Many pictures of himself