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[Doomblade187]

Form a mental image of the sea slug. If nothing happens, examine the boat.

[randomgenericusername]

I don't care about mysteries and I'm sure as hell not going to bother understanding obvious prey. Try to eat the sea slug. If I can't eat the sea slug/after eating the sea slug, eat the "Nobody else" guy. Regardless of outcome, eat the distinct lack of doors too. Then eat the sea slug again.

[OceanSoul]

Take the distinct lack of doors and rip part of it off, so that "distinct lack of" is separate from doors. Apparently, the sea slug is not an entity, or so the turn assumes.

[King Zultan]

Examine the lock, if it does nothing throw it a the plank of wood.

[DolosusDoleus]

Turn 1: Oddy Nanorm Equismatrol

Examine the Nobody else. Who is he?

Among other things, the Nobody else is no one. It stands in the corner, not acknowledging anyone or anything in the room. Upon inspection, this Nobody else looks to be composed out of some sort of solid shadow, in no particular distinct shape at all.

Form a mental image of the sea slug. If nothing happens, examine the boat.

[Roll: 4-1]

In your mind, you see the contours of the sea slug, squiggling and twitching. The sea slug seems unperturbed by this action. Or so one assumes.

The boat itself is a fairly standard sailboat, standing more than 2 but less than 12 meters tall. It bobs ever so slightly.

I don't care about mysteries and I'm sure as hell not going to bother understanding obvious prey. Try to eat the sea slug. If I can't eat the sea slug/after eating the sea slug, eat the "Nobody else" guy. Regardless of outcome, eat the distinct lack of doors too. Then eat the sea slug again.

[Roll: 1+5]
[Sea Slug: 2+3]

You grab the sea slug, pull it out of it's bag, and stuff it down your gullet. As you savor the taste of sea slug, you notice that another, identical sea slug in an identical bag crawls out of the mirror.

You attempt to consume the Nobody else and the distinct lack of doors, but the Nobody else appears to be intangible and you wouldn't know where to begin when it comes to eating a distinct lack of something.

You then vomit up the sea slug, so that you can eat it again.

[Item Acquired: Sea Slug (In Stomach)]

Take the distinct lack of doors and rip part of it off, so that "distinct lack of" is separate from doors. Apparently, the sea slug is not an entity, or so the turn assumes.

Try as you might, you cannot seem to separate the distinct lack of from the doors. You keep the distinct lack of doors, just in case.

[Item Acquired: Distinct lack of doors]

Examine the lock, if it does nothing throw it a the plank of wood.

This particular lock appears to contain a large amount of water, separated into several different levels. You attempt to throw it at the plank of wood, but the lock is a little bit too big for that.

Spoiler: Mr. Silver (Doomblade187) (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr. Silver.
Description: A man made out of gold nuggets and a gold leaf tuxedo. However, he only weighs about 50 pounds and gradually returns to form if he becomes damaged. This causes visual distortions in the affected areas, resulting I. Him looking like an impressionist painting.

Stats:
-Id: 3
-Ego: 1
-Superego: 3

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 5
-Moxie: 5
-Mirrors: 10
-Heft: 5
-Nightmares: 5

Spoiler: Ferus (randomgenericusername) (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferus
Description: A monstrous wolf-bear hybrid deformed into a somewhat human shape with pitch-black fur and fiery, red eyes. All other features seem to change every time someone looks at him. Sometimes he is more bear than wolf and other times it's the other way around. The only things that stay consistent are his fur color, furious red eyes and his large size.

Stats:
-Id 7
-Ego 0
-Superego 0

Characteristics:
-Dreams 3
-Moxie 3
-Mirrors 7
-Heft 7
-Nightmares 10

Items:
-Sea Slug (In Stomach)

Spoiler: Gramel (FallacyOfUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Gar Gramel The Dreaded
Description: A foul, dreaded creature in a pure black hooded cloaked robe. A clawed hand with bulging purple veins and wrinkled skin grabs a gnarled wooden staff with a purple crystal at the top. Nobody can see his face due to the darkness of the hood, but if they did, they would recoil.

Stats:
-Id: 2
-Ego: 3
-Superego: 2

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 4
-Moxie: 5
-Mirrors: 7
-Heft: 4
-Nightmares: 10

Spoiler: Luke (OceanSoul) (click to show/hide)

Name: Luke
Description: A young kid, maybe 15 years old, insistent that life is a game. Beginning to think that this is all one big dream, even now, before he even exists. Wearing a navy blue baseball cap, a blue shirt, jeans, socks, and slippers. Thinks cats are following him, and they are. Probably.

Stats:
-Id: 1
-Ego: 2
-Superego: 4

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 8
-Moxie:5
-Mirrors: 8
-Heft: 4
-Nightmares:5

Items:
-Distinct lack of doors

Spoiler: Fifi (King Zultan) (click to show/hide)

Name: Fifi
Description: Looks like a large pink colored poodle with the typical poodle haircut.

Stats:
-Id: 3
-Ego: 2
-Superego: 2

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 5
-Moxie: 5
-Mirrors: 5
-Heft: 7
-Nightmares: 8

[OceanSoul]

Figure out what the boat is bobbing in. Instead of separating the distinct lack of doors, fold the "lack of" inward so that it reads "distinct doors".
Something like this:___ -> _/\_ -> _||_

[King Zultan]

The Obvious solution to the problem it to pick up the wood plank and hit the sea slug with it until it is dead.

[Doomblade187]

Step through the Mirror. Should I emerge unscathed, push on a wall.

[randomgenericusername]

Eat the sea slug that is currently out of my stomach, the one from the mirror. Examine myself in the mirror and try to eat my reflection, too. Then jump against the mirror, either crashing against it and destroying it or going through. Both outcomes are favorable. Then find something to eat because I haven't eaten anything recently.

[FallacyofUrist]

Glare at the Nobody else. Attempt to provoke a response.

[DolosusDoleus]

Turn 2: Tapayn Wabalates Ocuted

Figure out what the boat is bobbing in. Instead of separating the distinct lack of doors, fold the "lack of" inward so that it reads "distinct doors".
Something like this:___ -> _/\_ -> _||_

Why, the boat is bobbing in water! What else would a boat be bobbing in, a lampshade?

As for your attempts to manipulate the distinct lack of doors, when you attempt to fold it in upon itself it doesn't budge an inch. You'd need a great deal more strength to perform such a procedure.

The Obvious solution to the problem it to pick up the wood plank and hit the sea slug with it until it is dead.

[Roll: 7+2]
[Sea Slug: 2+3]

Somehow, with your little poodle legs, you manage to pick up the plank of wood and beat the living bajeesus out of the sea slug! As the mucous and internal organs of the sea slug dribble across the floor, bits of clear plastic everywhere, you notice another sea slug crawling out of the mirror.

Step through the Mirror. Should I emerge unscathed, push on a wall.

[Roll: 1+3]

Tenatively, you attempt to walk through the mirror. As you poke your hand through, as the mirror is too small for you to walk through it upright, you glance through it and see what you saw.

However, as you try to push further into the mirror, you are stopped by some force of will! Your arm is now stuck through the mirror, up to the shoulder.

Eat the sea slug that is currently out of my stomach, the one from the mirror. Examine myself in the mirror and try to eat my reflection, too. Then jump against the mirror, either crashing against it and destroying it or going through. Both outcomes are favorable. Then find something to eat because I haven't eaten anything recently.

First, you eat the oozing remains of the second sea slug. Then, you look in the mirror and see what you saw. You would attempt to jump through the mirror, but a gentleman made entirely of gold appears to have his arm stuck in the mirror.

Besides, it is a fairly small mirror. You doubt you'd be able to jump through it anyway.

Glare at the Nobody else. Attempt to provoke a response.

You slowly turn towards the Nobody else and point your staff at it menacingly. But nothing happens.

Spoiler: Mr. Silver (Doomblade187) (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr. Silver.
Description: A man made out of gold nuggets and a gold leaf tuxedo. However, he only weighs about 50 pounds and gradually returns to form if he becomes damaged. This causes visual distortions in the affected areas, resulting I. Him looking like an impressionist painting.

Stats:
-Id: 3
-Ego: 1
-Superego: 3

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 5
-Moxie: 5
-Mirrors: 10
-Heft: 5
-Nightmares: 5

Items:
-Saw

Spoiler: Ferus (randomgenericusername) (click to show/hide)

Name: Ferus
Description: A monstrous wolf-bear hybrid deformed into a somewhat human shape with pitch-black fur and fiery, red eyes. All other features seem to change every time someone looks at him. Sometimes he is more bear than wolf and other times it's the other way around. The only things that stay consistent are his fur color, furious red eyes and his large size.

Stats:
-Id 7
-Ego 0
-Superego 0

Characteristics:
-Dreams 3
-Moxie 3
-Mirrors 7
-Heft 7
-Nightmares 10

Items:
-Sea Slug (In Stomach)

Spoiler: Gramel (FallacyOfUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Gar Gramel The Dreaded
Description: A foul, dreaded creature in a pure black hooded cloaked robe. A clawed hand with bulging purple veins and wrinkled skin grabs a gnarled wooden staff with a purple crystal at the top. Nobody can see his face due to the darkness of the hood, but if they did, they would recoil.

Stats:
-Id: 2
-Ego: 3
-Superego: 2

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 4
-Moxie: 5
-Mirrors: 7
-Heft: 4
-Nightmares: 10

Spoiler: Luke (OceanSoul) (click to show/hide)

Name: Luke
Description: A young kid, maybe 15 years old, insistent that life is a game. Beginning to think that this is all one big dream, even now, before he even exists. Wearing a navy blue baseball cap, a blue shirt, jeans, socks, and slippers. Thinks cats are following him, and they are. Probably.

Stats:
-Id: 1
-Ego: 2
-Superego: 4

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 8
-Moxie:5
-Mirrors: 8
-Heft: 4
-Nightmares:5

Items:
-Distinct lack of doors

Spoiler: Fifi (King Zultan) (click to show/hide)

Name: Fifi
Description: Looks like a large pink colored poodle with the typical poodle haircut.

Stats:
-Id: 3
-Ego: 2
-Superego: 2

Characteristics:
-Dreams: 5
-Moxie: 5
-Mirrors: 5
-Heft: 7
-Nightmares: 8

[randomgenericusername]

Smash the mirror and consume the third sea slug! Then eat the mirror, too. After that, try to bend the distinct lack of doors with my beastly strenght. Then eat the sea slug. Make sure to break the wood plank in half to show my strenght to everyone.

((OOC: I think I know the answer to the riddle, but IC I'm probably just going to brute force everything until it works.

"See what you saw"
 I think I saw a saw in the mirror. There is a plank of wood in the room, so I think someone should try to use the saw on the plank.))

[King Zultan]

Beating a sea slug to death is thirsty work, so I shall drink all of the water that is in that lock thing.

[OceanSoul]

Consider how the water exists in the room as a whole. Try to look in the water, to see if anything notable is within it or upon it.

Oh, I remember that wordplay, random. Take what you saw, saw the plank in half, and rejoin it, getting a whole. Then, you jump out of the hole, ignoring the W. Oldest wordplay riddle in the book.

[randomgenericusername]

Wait a second.

This particular lock appears to contain a large amount of water, separated into several different levels. You attempt to throw it at the plank of wood, but the lock is a little bit too big for that.

Why, the boat is bobbing in water! What else would a boat be bobbing in, a lampshade?

This is a goddamn water lock. I think there is a river or canal in the room.