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[Secheral]

Ahh. Good to know.

[MCreeper]

I guess, THIS IS unsalvageable, is it?

[Secheral]

Nonsense. We're mages, we know what we're doing. This is just puberty flaring up. Everything will work out well in the end.

[randomgenericusername]

"She's not truly adept at the eldritch art of Dagon yet, Enoch. She still needs to learn. She has incredible power and potential, but no skill or grace."
This "Nightmare Channel" could be useful. Enoch has to bring the princess to these cosmic locations out of our reality across the corridors to continue teaching her there with the help of the eldritch inhabitants.

[Nirur Torir]

Is it possible to send the council a letter as a free action?

It's only polite to let them know that my peers have succeeded in getting the princess to transcend into her role as ruler of the world, and they probably won't need to work anymore.

[IronyOwl]

Yeah, sure.

[DolosusDoleus]

Just burn down the damn tower already: (1) Dolosus

[Atomic Chicken]

Jenkins storms into the tower, beard-of-many-colours flowing wildly around him as he makes his way towards the inhuman figure of the Princess, bypassing the multitude of tasteful refurbishments with a look of mad determination in his eyes.

"You! Empress-child! The abyss grows ever closer, the void unfurling! Come, let us exhume your spoors from the halls of fate!"

Gaze upon the Princess' future and disgorge a prophecy inspired by the oracular vision.

[Nirur Torir]

Spoiler: A letter, to the Council (click to show/hide)

Most Boring and Mundane Councilmen,

My esteemed self and (mostly) my peers have grievously succeeded in our task.
 
The princess has transcended from her role as princess, and ascended into her role as uncontestable ruler of this world (and most others she would cast her gaze upon).

I write to inform you probably don't need to do your counciloring anymore, but the princess probably appreciates your services.

Send the council a letter about our progress.
Have my Kilnsticker Guard help with the evacuations.

[Secheral]

Nji will shape a massive jigsaw puzzle out of fungus into the shape of a castle, assuming his new spongy and superior form allows this. The inner fungus pieces would be assembled from rapidly spinning clubs, saws, lunging spikes, snapping jaws, hooks, drills, garrotes and just generally things designed for horrible maiming and/or murder. The outer fungus pieces would be hands, feet, tentacles, hooks, claws, harpoons, lassos, badly decorated and damaged tomes, hugs and other general tools used for dragging things into the depths. Everything will, of course, be designed to harm neither him nor the princess. Safety first.

[Glass]

Just burn down the damn tower already: (2) Dolosus, Glass

[Doomblade187]

Just burn down the damn tower already: (3) Dolosus, Glass, Doomblade

[PaPaj]

Start combining random ingrediants around the tower and stuff them into a potion, and then drink it, becuse in the name of !!SCIENCE!!

[Nirur Torir]

Start combining random ingrediants around the tower and stuff them into a potion, and then drink it, becuse in the name of !!SCIENCE!!

I'm not sure how you're going to make things worse, but you're going to manage it and it'll be glorious.

[Caellath]

"Come on, can't you do better than that? On the bright side, you are creamier so stop screaming! Many polymorphing students would kill to have your consistency!" Nallihen shouted over the screaming.

Try help the suicidal volunteer rebuild himself properly. Again.