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Author Topic: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 15: Sideshow]  (Read 46997 times)

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #300 on: February 01, 2018, 09:26:30 pm »

The biggest the action, the worse are the results of failures. If ninjas hadn't decided to also try using fire, Sally wouldn't be burning now.
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #301 on: February 01, 2018, 09:34:47 pm »

Quote from: NINJAS
Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 4 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla,)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 1 (Questorhank)

You never know when ninjas might need a Dagon wizard.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #302 on: February 01, 2018, 09:41:34 pm »

While I don't care about Enoch being "disposed", I could help the ninjas if they decide to help me. Enoch helping in anything the ninjas want in exchange of ninjas delivering some Dagon priests to the tower to help me with the princess?
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Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 4 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla,)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU)
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

Maximum Spin

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #303 on: February 01, 2018, 11:42:45 pm »

Quote from: NINJAS
Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 5 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla, Maximum Spin)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU)

Still support possible setting-the-princess-on-fire in the process.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #304 on: February 02, 2018, 12:57:54 am »

Research Sealing magic some more. For example, are there any great Sealing mages nowadays that could possibly help seal away all the princess's Dagonry?
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #305 on: February 02, 2018, 07:54:39 am »

This went about as well as could be expected.
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Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 6 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla, Maximum Spin, Radio)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU)

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #306 on: February 02, 2018, 08:09:49 am »

The potted plant speaks. "
"I have a better idea, guys."

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Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 6 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla, Maximum Spin, Radio)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU) :)
Disguise Enoch as Sally and Give him back to the merchant: 1 (Doomblade)
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #307 on: February 02, 2018, 08:48:31 am »

Quote from: NINJAS
Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 7 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla, Maximum Spin, Radio, AC)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU) :)
Disguise Enoch as Sally and Give him back to the merchant: 1 (Doomblade)

We'll probably dispose of our contract target by accident, but it'll be worth it.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #308 on: February 02, 2018, 09:58:01 am »

"Excellent! You are learning from the greatest! It is obvious my awesome skills have managed to make a mage out of you against all odds." Nallihen loudly proclaimed, not exactly paying too much attention to how precise or faithful to the original body the magical reconstruction had been. I mean, he was pretty sure his pupil's eyes were that color before, with "pretty sure" in this case meaning "never actually paid any attention to such details". They had all the default human stuff so it looked like a perfect job from his viewpoint.

"I still have much to teach you, but soon enough you shall also help me instruct the others." he added, pacing excitedly while his tail waved from side to side behind him. Well, the whole cult thing was kind of getting to his head, his deep-seated need for acceptance and absolute and unquestioning adoration making him far too happy about his efforts working. "You will be my highest high priest thanks to your dedication to my greatness, my power, my flair! Also, I'm a dragon and not a crab."

Keep teaching the poor soul some more polymorphing.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #309 on: February 02, 2018, 02:42:19 pm »

There was way too much sillyness recently.  :-\
 
Everyone can vote?
Quote from: NINJAS
Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 6 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla, Maximum Spin, Radio, MCreeper)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU) :)
Disguise Enoch as Sally and Give him back to the merchant: 1 (Doomblade)
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #310 on: February 02, 2018, 03:47:57 pm »

Mordred mentally patted himself on the back for a job well done. Now to improve the tower with some Revolutionary Sentiment. And maybe get some guards against possible threats, like vengeful aristocrats or buying him time against Dagonry gone wrong.

Go incite some peasants, against the ruling elites, to act as tower guards.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #311 on: February 02, 2018, 04:45:34 pm »

Quote from: NINJAS
Dispose of Enochbag, extinguish Sally: 9 (Egan, Glass, Dolosus, ZBridges, Jilladilla, Maximum Spin, Radio, AC, MCreeper)
Extinguish Sally, Keep the Enochbag: 2 (Questorhank, RGU) :)
Disguise Enoch as Sally and Give him back to the merchant: 1 (Doomblade)

Fixed the votebox. Funny how none of us - myself included - even noticed when Jilla screwed up the count. :P
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #312 on: February 03, 2018, 05:37:34 am »

Nji wanders around the tower hugging the puppy to his chest in search of the princess. When he finds her he walks towards her and exclaims.
"Surprise! You looked glum so I summoned a puppy just for you. Observe it's many faces, each lovingly crafted in the abbys to combat and sooth your mental traumas. Gaze upon it's many expressions, cuddly muzzles and glossy noses. The adorable gleaming eyes that see all. With this puppy here you need no longer fear the dark and unknown. No deception or illusion will fool it's gaze. And the best part? Look at it's tail. It's shaped like a cucumber and twitches in amusing patters. Hah, a crab. Hilarious. Anyway it's yours now so remember to walk, clean, water and feed it."
He squints at an oddly placed spoon. Then places the puppy in her arms.
"... Feed it."


Give the puppy to the princess.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #313 on: February 03, 2018, 09:29:38 am »

A 2 is a 2, why is everyone blaming the multitasking? We didn't even get a -1.
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Nobody was, from what I can tell. Just annoying that the "things to do" got reversed.
I wish WE could multitask! Else it's 'do this one (theme of a) thing for the whole week' T_T



Cio had it with the annoyingness of the tower, and the annoyingness of the stoopid interference magic. And the total lack of communication from everyone--including the utter lack of communication from Enoch, who she sent multiple papers to.

Blow the heck away, the heckin' spores of the heckin' mushrooms, and probably any heckin' mage still teaching the Princess some heckin' exotic magic that sounds a lot like teaching INCOMPREHENSIBLE THINGS not to her level of novitiateness.
And that means 'just blow them out of the tower grounds, and the spores away to places that they can't harm anyone else.

Summary for practicality: Air magic sealant--patch up anything that is oozing annoying magic, whisk away any foul odors that is totally not magical miasma, whisk away troublesome fellows that can trouble the princess, and ensure the safety of people who may be totally on fire or otherwise.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2018, 09:41:13 am by Tiruin »
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 7: Dagon Is Your Friend!]
« Reply #314 on: February 03, 2018, 11:50:17 am »

((I'm not even sure if Enoch is on the tower anymore. He is probably in a ninja hideout.))
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.
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