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Author Topic: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 15: Sideshow]  (Read 46935 times)

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #210 on: January 25, 2018, 11:29:41 pm »

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I am going to illusionarily piss in your cornflakes D:<

What is this? You would dare violate the sanctity of our ShinobiCereal? Such insolence! Our dark lords of shadow shall hear about this, and I reckon they will be none too pleased!
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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #211 on: January 25, 2018, 11:48:15 pm »

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Rescue Sally/Princess, extra faffing about: Radio, Ziizo
Kill Enoch: Glass
Teach Princess Ninja Arts: Egan
Spread Hallucinogenic mushrooms: Questorhank, ZBridges, Doomblade
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #212 on: January 26, 2018, 04:27:28 am »

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Rescue Sally/Princess, extra faffing about: Radio, Ziizo
Kill Enoch: Glass
Teach Princess Ninja Arts: Egan
Spread Hallucinogenic mushrooms: Questorhank, ZBridges, Doomblade

Mine is just obtain Sally the princess isn't in the contract so she stays with the wizards.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #213 on: January 26, 2018, 04:29:33 am »

Yeah, but the world will probably end if things continue as they have, and that's not good for ninja business. And think of how awesome it would be if the queen of the realm were a ninja. Like come on.

Change my vote back to just stealing both girls.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #214 on: January 26, 2018, 07:09:22 am »

About that, both Enoch and the princess are locked in some eldritch monster lair.
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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #215 on: January 26, 2018, 07:48:03 am »

Rescue Sally from the tentacles. We can inform the public on the state of the princess to try and inspire unrest later, but we need her ALIVE, tentacles or no.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #216 on: January 26, 2018, 08:27:54 am »

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(4) Rescue Sally: Radio, ziizo, Egan, Dustan Hache
(1) Kill Enoch: Glass
(0) Teach Princess Ninja Arts:
(4) Spread Hallucinogenic mushrooms around the tower: Questorhank, ZBridges, Doomblade, Atomic Chicken

Chaos! We must spread more of it! Destroy the guild from within!
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #217 on: January 26, 2018, 08:37:29 am »

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(4) Rescue Sally: Radio, ziizo, Egan, Dustan Hache
(1) Kill Enoch: Glass
(0) Teach Princess Ninja Arts:
(5) Spread Hallucinogenic mushrooms around the tower: Questorhank, ZBridges, Doomblade, Atomic Chicken, DolosusDoleus

Just adding my vote to the list, nothing to see here.
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #218 on: January 26, 2018, 10:05:36 am »

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Mine is just obtain Sally the princess isn't in the contract so she stays with the wizards.
When I make the box I combine similar actions as to have less spread among the many. I can stop doing that if you would like.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2018, 11:45:16 am by Doomblade187 »
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 4: Rampant Dagonry]
« Reply #219 on: January 26, 2018, 11:35:01 am »

Nallihen couldn't fathom why things were suddenly disappearing then reappearing or suddenly changing color, shape or address. He was used to such phenomena only happening within the tower's grounds, what with the rampant abuse of magical power that was the realm of mages. Those events might even have gone mostly unnoticed were it not for his soap being replaced with a blue hedgehog during shower. That was an unpleasant experience for both parties involved. The dragon-hybrid needed some bandages but freed the unharmed hedgehog afterwards.

His brilliant mind arrived at the natural conclusion that the whole thing was a consequence of his awesome powers bleeding out as he worked up an intellectual sweat teaching those dirt-poor peasants how to be proper cultists. Or maybe it was the piss-poor peasants accidentally creating a field of magical instability due to their newly-awakened powers. He'd research the actual source of the disturbances later if they continued.

And Nallihen was quite satisfied with his suicidal volunteer! He hadn't even turned into a spellblade hermit crab yet. "I shall keep teaching you about UNLIMITED POWER! Now, remember I am not a crab and you really shouldn't be trying to turn into one. Specially a screaming crab. Specially a screaming face crab."

Nallihen keeps teaching the suicidal volunteer some more Polymorphing.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #220 on: January 26, 2018, 04:49:55 pm »

Maxime takes stock. The original ruiners of Marcille's life seem to be mostly insane or gone, leaving very few mages both present and compos mentis. A new idea forms and sharpens, filling the forefront of her mind.

"I planned to dissuade Enoch without subjecting his body to unspeakable horror, but this may be sufficient also. The changes made to the Princess, they may be irreversible by this point... but further changes are not impossible. I must speak to Nallihen."

Marcille must be very mentally powerful to still be alive, right? What with all the visions and all? Try and work out a technique by which she could use her steel force of will to project a mental insect aspect: assuming the soft glow of a dragonfly, and perhaps wings later. Don't try and teach her, just ponder whether if it could be done.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2018, 05:01:57 pm by NJW2000 »
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #221 on: January 26, 2018, 04:56:57 pm »

((If she has an "inner insect", it would probably be a Mi-go instead of a dragonfly.))
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #222 on: January 26, 2018, 05:44:09 pm »

wouldn't that be an inner mushroom
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 5: Tentacle Supremacy]
« Reply #223 on: January 26, 2018, 05:54:25 pm »

After questioning several crab cultists, Maxime determines Nallihen's rough whereabouts, then follows the screaming and crab noises. She plays on the deep psychological triggers most people notice after ten minutes of conversation with the Polymorpher.

"Nalllihen, while I can see that you are involved in important research, I have a suggestion for the rehabilitation of the Princess. Instead of trying to reverse the effects of Dagon magic, perhaps we may counterbalance the mark of the cold and fathomless depths with transformation towards burning lights and skies. Marcille's puissance, however twisted at present, is clearly unmatched among her peers, and to turn it to the light and skies would benefit her pliable temperament. It often occurs that mages of a truly noble lineage achieve power some would call draconic... to guide the Princess on this path would however require great courage and wisdom. Do you think there are any capable of such instruction?"

((If she has an "inner insect", it would probably be a Mi-go instead of a dragonfly.))
((There's nothing inherently Dagon in Marcille's nature, I hope. Tabula rasa and all.))
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Re: Wizard Princess RTD [Turn 4: Rampant Dagonry]
« Reply #224 on: January 26, 2018, 07:36:57 pm »

Nallihen's mood sours slightly upon seeing Maxime. He'd rather not be remembered of the disasters involving the princess. While the other mage's talk plays a bit into things he enjoys hearing, it is fairly obvious his disposition isn't the best. Having faced disappointment back in the guild and enjoying success with his cult, it seems that prying him away from the crab cult will be a hard if not impossible task, at least for now.

"Well, Polymorphing is for temporary transformations. I could teach the princess while she thought she was a cucumber, but they completely changed the princess into an abomination with tentacles and ruined my attempt to teach her Vitamancy! Did they fix the tentacles already?" he asks, expecting a negative answer since she was talking about counterbalancing the effects of the eldritch magic.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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