Turn 0: Boundless EnthusiasmThe young Princess Marcille is truly a sight to behold. She is princessy, by definition, whatever those qualities may be. You are informed that she is vigorously, thoroughly, and entirely 100% human, which isn't your forte but you're willing to learn. She has an age, apparently, as the council responded negatively to inquiries as to whether she was
beyond time.Otherwise, you have no idea what you're looking at, and thus paw for it all the more intensely, trying to get a hold of it before your colleagues.
The poor man who brought her looks as though he's hyperventilating, and repeats some nonsense from the council about mandatory vacations and vast sums of money. Ha! You assure him that you are beyond bribery and
shall not rest until you have crafted the best princess ever! Possibly literally, with ample golemwork and the assistance of vile entities beyond mortal comprehension! Or with some kind of arthropodic goo known for its exotic properties! Or perhaps simply by taping a sign to your latest project and hoping the Council is heavily distracted that day!
The man swoons and nearly faints. Well, one can only handle so much relief in one day, you suppose.
Anyway, you have work to do!
Currently Active MagesNallihen Talandr, Dragon of DOOOOOOOM! (Caellath)Maxime Pfeiffer, Mad Scientist (NJW)Nji, Horrifying Cheapskate (Secheral)Enoch, Best Priest (randomgenericusername)Dennis the Mage, Cucumber Lord (enemy post)Archeux "Archie" Venison, Professor (OceanSoul)Cio Cioae, Beatnik (Tiruin)Mordred, Hero of the People! (Nirur)Registered But Inactive MagesMathelius the Ever-Angry, Responsible Angry Old Person (ziizo)Jhin the Arcane, Neurotic Procurer (Doomblade)Luark Ambereye, Life Mage (Roboson)Jenkins, Seventh Eye of Isalgr'sheq (Atomic Chicken)Anduin Chrysalos, Petty Diplomat (Shadowclaw)Lucia Haiieitta, Secret Police (Egan)Ozvaldo Von Aubry, Grouchy Old Man (Dolosus)This is as clean as you could get the place prior to the princess' arrival. It's a small tower, to be sure, but the kingdom felt that enterprising wizards could expand the place if need be, and also that they didn't want to spend a lot of money rebuilding it every few months.
The smoldering remains of your previous guild halls glare disapprovingly at their lack of faith.
Nallihen Talandr (Caellath)
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+3 Adept Polymorpher (0/16)
+2 Apprentice Vitamancer (0/8)
+1 Novice Resilient (0/4)
+1 Novice Charismatic (0/4)
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The Great Crab: Worshiped by a nearby cult of terrified peasants who occasionally leave offerings to The Briny One. Attempts to explain that he is an evil and fearsome dragon rather than an arctic crab have failed.
Maxime Pfeiffer (NJW)
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+3 Adept Psychoarthropodist (0/16)
+2 Apprentice Subterfugist (0/8)
+2 Apprentice Gemcrafter (0/8)
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Overlouse: Seems to have some kind of cultural or spiritual significance to the dream lice now infesting the tower, and who will occasionally leave her strange offerings or... maybe just garbage for her to take out? She's not really sure.
Nji (Secheral)
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+3 Adept Mycomancer (0/16)
+2 Apprentice Life Mage (0/8)
+2 Apprentice Dagon Priest (0/8)
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Above the Law: Your reckless disregard for civility and law has earned you a fearsome reputation as a ruthless outlaw, not to be lightly crossed.
Enoch (randomgenericusername)
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+3 Adept Dagon Priest (0/16)
+2 Apprentice Archarus Priest (0/8)
+2 Apprentice Hag Magic (0/8)
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Starsucker: Has a knack for sucking nightmarish abominations into the world. Does not have a knack for controlling nightmarish abominations.
Archeux "Archie" Venison (OceanSoul)
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+3 Adept Academic (0/16)
+2 Apprentice History Mage (0/8)
+1 Novice Enchanter (0/4)
+1 Novice Polymorpher (0/4)
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Arkanikon: Has glimpsed the terrible truths of basic magic and recorded these unspeakable secrets into a blasphemous tome, available at most book shops and read widely by children. Has more familiarity with basic and intermagic principles, and haunted by swarms of living and ghostly children wanting autographs and deeper fell knowledge.
Cio Cioae (Tiruin)
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+3 Adept Air Mage (0/16)
+2 Apprentice Prophet (0/8)
+1 Novice Life Mage (0/4)
+1 Novice Illusionist (0/4)
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Philosopher: Renowned as a guru and philosopher, granting improved understanding of foreign, sometimes downright alien and inexplicable, psychology and conditions.
Mordred (Nirur)
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+3 Adept Public Speaker (0/16)
+2 Apprentice Poll Mage (0/8)
+1 Novice Tactician (0/4)
+1 Novice Sacrificer (0/4)
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Noble Hero: Celebrated as a noble hero, especially by the vile aristrocracy and hungry wraiths of the Untouchable Wastes.