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[randomgenericusername]

Continue the lessons of Dagon Magic but also try to summon horrors to serve and protect the princess (and then be killed by unexpected ninjas?)
"I would try to help the princess, but I feel that I would just worsen the problem. I will just continue with my lessons and pray that she doesn't grow extra tentacles. I have already lost hope of saving her soul."

[DolosusDoleus]

So... I'm totally redoing my sheet now. I need to fit the, ah, "tone" of this now.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Krazztar the Blood-O-Mancer
Physical Description: Krazztar is not an attractive man. His tiny, screwed up eyes are hidden beneath the deep folds of his skin, his jaw juts out at such an angle it appears to be about to break off, he looks as though his nose has been broken several times, and the creases of his brow are so deep that one might suspect they are merely flaps of loose skin. His skin is pale as snow, his teeth are yellowed, and the whole of his body is criss-crossed with red tattoos and runes.
Personality: Krazztar is not the most stable of individuals. He charges into any and all situations with reckless abandon and an excessive amount of enthusiasm. He approaches every day as if it were his last, every event as if it were the last time he could ever experience anything like it.
Primary Skill: Blood Magic. That is, spilling one's own blood in order to empower other spells. Related to sacrifice, but with a greater emphasis on blood.
Secondary Skill: Chaos Magic
Tertiary Skill 1: Hexing
Tertiary Skill 2: Tattooing. How else do you think those runes got all over his body?
Proof of Genius: Krazztar is the first true blood mage who hasn't managed to kill themselves due to rampant bloodletting. No one really knows how he did this, because at this point he really should have run out of blood. In fact, he’s undergone so much bloodletting that he should have a negative amount of the stuff left by now.

Ninja Action: Start to gaslight the mages. Move things around when they aren't looking, wake them up in the middle of the night, etc.

[Secheral]

Nji twirls his hair in puzzlement while slowly moving down the stairs. "Um, I'll be in the basements doing something. No need to check up on me. Have a nice week."
Use Mycomancy to fill Basement I with a jungle of hallucination-inducing giant mushrooms.

[randomgenericusername]

(Could someone remind me why there are ninjas in the tower?)

[IronyOwl]

Decorate roof with Mycomancy.

((Umm. I think you forgot my action.))

And Nirur's! Which is odd, as I was looking forward to them both.

They've been added.

So... I'm totally redoing my sheet now. I need to fit the, ah, "tone" of this now.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Krazztar the Blood-O-Mancer
Physical Description: Krazztar is not an attractive man. His tiny, screwed up eyes are hidden beneath the deep folds of his skin, his jaw juts out at such an angle it appears to be about to break off, he looks as though his nose has been broken several times, and the creases of his brow are so deep that one might suspect they are merely flaps of loose skin. His skin is pale as snow, his teeth are yellowed, and the whole of his body is criss-crossed with red tattoos and runes.
Personality: Krazztar is not the most stable of individuals. He charges into any and all situations with reckless abandon and an excessive amount of enthusiasm. He approaches every day as if it were his last, every event as if it were the last time he could ever experience anything like it.
Primary Skill: Blood Magic. That is, spilling one's own blood in order to empower other spells. Related to sacrifice, but with a greater emphasis on blood.
Secondary Skill: Chaos Magic
Tertiary Skill 1: Hexing
Tertiary Skill 2: Tattooing. How else do you think those runes got all over his body?
Proof of Genius: Krazztar is the first true blood mage who hasn't managed to kill themselves due to rampant bloodletting. No one really knows how he did this, because at this point he really should only have around -4.3 liters of the stuff in his body left.

Ninja Action: Start to gaslight the mages. Move things around when they aren't looking, wake them up in the middle of the night, etc.

Link rejiggered.

(Could someone remind me why there are ninjas in the tower?)

Someone stole a merchant's daughter so he hired ninjas to get her back. Also because mages are about as observant as they are sensible; if you're not gonna notice that lamp is scuttling off the table, you're probably not gonna notice it's a ninja wearing a lampshade.

[NJW2000]

Maxime plants the bedlice in the beds of Nji and Enoch, and waits for the screams to start. Super surreptitiously.

Is Sally going to learn anything from being in the library? If she's incapable of acting on her own initiative and thinks she's a fit companion for a mage-princess, Maxime's taking her back for the silk farmer, and damn good luck to 'em. She's a rebellious fifteen-year-old who thinks she can survive the mage's guild, she must have done something.

[randomgenericusername]

(I think Sally didn't do anything because there is a limit of 1 action each week for each player, not character. If someone had more than 1 character they could probably exploit the system by doing multiple things each week, which might be cheating. Or that's what I think. I don't really know.)

[NJW2000]

(I think Sally didn't do anything because there is a limit of 1 action each week for each player, not character. If someone had more than 1 character they could probably exploit the system by doing multiple things each week, which might be cheating. Or that's what I think. I don't really know.)

(That makes sense, although I'd expected Sally to be more of a free agent, until I planted the mind-control larvae in her brain, that is.)

[Caellath]

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

People, remember the one action per week limit. I know most players are following the rule, but it's good to say it once more.

Of course the cult's priests had heed his words perfectly! He totally hadn't decided to use them as guinea pigs after becoming disillusioned with his teaching practices and almost slipping into depression. No, his escape from the mage's guild wasn't an attempt at running away from the tentacled reminder of his inability to be a proper (EEEEEVIL) tutor. Nonono, the fact the peasants who believed he was a giant arctic crab demon had been that quick to take to his teachings meant they were worthy vessels of his great knowledge!

He'd rather keep his distance from the eldritch-looking princess unless she was fixed or it came the day the mages were forced to put her down, just like that one time with the eldritch hermit crabs and their obsession with claiming each other's shells via spell-assisted gladiatorial combat. That had actually worked out fine until the battle-hardened survivors mistook the mages for giant, colorful shells and Nallihen ended up being glued to a crustacean's back for a whole day. He'd rather forget all about that.

"Now, who wants to learn further secrets from the Great Black Dragon of Doom?" It was a shame the peasants continued to insist he was The Briny One instead of the great dragon he so obviously was. Maybe some arcane knowledge would fix that worrying conviction, at least among the burgeoning priesthood of his cult.

Nallihen picks a (likely suicidal) volunteer from among the high priests and teaches them some more Polymorphing.

[Egan_BW]

"Soooooo... From observations, looks like the princess is about to become a great one and destroy the world as we know it. I know it's not in our current contract, but maybe we could do something about that? I am but a simple ninja, but we aught to at least try to cut the tentacley bits off."

Think we've settled on murdering Enoch for some reason, so go help with that for now.

[PaPaj]

Spoiler: El'Liger, Wrestler Wizard (click to show/hide)

Name: El'Liger
Physical Description: Sterotypical wizard with a blue robes, sandals a blue wizard hat, white hair and a beard thats long enough to touch his belt that is also white
Personality: He is a nice person, he tries to help everyone, and if you step into the ring with him, if he won't try his hardest to teach you how to wrestle, he will probably do his best to punch you into the stratosphere
Primary Skill:  Wrestling: Everyones favorite sport
Secondary Skill: Lumomancy: Becuse why not have a light when you need it, that is also able to kill stuff
Tertiary Skill: Alchemy: Just a hobby
Proof of Genius: Was able to kill a dragon that was attacking the guild, by climbing onto its back, then pin its wings while it was high in air, killing the dragon on impact with the ground, and surviving the fall

[Enemy post]

Try teaching Marcy the value of being peaceful like a sea cucumber, instead of cruel.

[randomgenericusername]

"Soooooo... From observations, looks like the princess is about to become a great one and destroy the world as we know it. I know it's not in our current contract, but maybe we could do something about that? I am but a simple ninja, but we aught to at least try to cut the tentacley bits off."

Think we've settled on murdering Enoch for some reason, so go help with that for now.

Ninja Action: Let's rearrange all the mage's beds and shortsheet them.

Ninja Action: Let's rearrange all the mage's beds and shortsheet them.

+1, but plant evidence to frame one of the other mages. 

So... I'm totally redoing my sheet now. I need to fit the, ah, "tone" of this now.

Ninja Action: Start to gaslight the mages. Move things around when they aren't looking, wake them up in the middle of the night, etc.

Alternative Ninja Idea: use a Dagon artefact of Enoch's to kill Maxime and frame Enoch.

Ninja action: kidnap Sally you can kill the wizards when she isn't in the possible line of fire/dagon magic

Ninja Action: Let's rearrange all the mage's beds and shortsheet them.

That idea is conclusively... pointless, we need to reap the crazy wizards off the tower...

Ninja Action: Posion... Enoch drinks and food with poisons that cause one to have a violent urge to throw up because of the posion attacking his stomach. Furthermore, a infiltrated ninja disguised as a mage will than approach Enoch as he is doing what the posion is forcing him to do... and will cause a permanent form of concussion for this respective figure. Hitman style

Ninja plan: fucking kill Enoch.

3 votes on messing with the mages, 1 vote on kidnapping Sally, 1 vote on assassinating Maxime and 3 votes on murdering Enoch.

[Nirur Torir]

Mordred sat on the roof, leaning up against a giant pink mushroom. In his hands, a small, barely used copy of Surviving The Revolution And You. He frowned at its pages, in a way he hoped was "thoughtfully." He reached down for his drink, but found it missing. He frowned first in annoyance at the small tentacle in his drink's expected location, then his frown shifted back to thoughtful. He popped it in his mouth and began chewing it as he stood and began the climb down towards the princess tank.

Learn to be a Dagon Priest. From the princess.

[Doomblade187]

I voted twice. Updated count with my decision.

Mess With Mages: 3
Kill Enoch: 3