I wish that I could directly interact with non-player people.
Then: Clone self repeatedly within the city. Devote all bodies to growing food, obtaining drinkable water, and otherwise rebuilding the city in an effective manner.
[2
+3]
Done.travel trough the universe as a friendly alien space city
[6] You start cruising into the void between stars and somehow get lost.
Use my mental link with the world to tell them to BOW BEFORE ME. And y'know, stop trying to arrest/attack me.
[1] You demand loyalty from the world and are struck by lightning that sounds vaguely like barking in response.
Not using my wish yet.
Use my eldritch powers to create a navigable FTL path, leading directly to the Solar System.
[3] You build an extremely long path, from your perspective. (Travel is instantaneous from the perspective of Earth, but takes generations for you and your minions.)
Use the killbot to write "MADE BY FELIUS" under the cat face of the Moon.
You order the killbot to do that.
Say sorry to the people, then gather supplies for the spaceship enough for an extended time in space.
[1] You apologize, which goes fairly well, and then find that stockpiling food in publicly owned vehicles (including your spaceship) is illegal and some federal officers would quite like you to travel to jail of your own accord, as they can't force the matter. (Or know whether you've complied.)
I wish I had the same powers as before I died in addition to my current powers.
Is that simpler to do?
Oh. Upon reviewing events it seems you've only died once. Sorry about that.
[3
+3] You regain your powers and the status of being immersed in nuclear fire. While this doesn't harm you, it does render you somewhat unpleasant to be around.
Violently seize control over humanities nuclear weapons and fire them at the moon to carve "MADE BY FELIUS" into the ordered place.
[2] The locations of nuclear weapons seem utterly unadvertised, going by the ignorance of everyone you torture for their locations. Curious.
Secheral: Available.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Available.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Available.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Available.
Shadowclaw777: Available.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Available.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not created by player action have been transformed into corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Most people are somewhat terrified by space itself hissing.
Space is stretching at a rate that renders interstellar travel impossible without time travel.
Earth
Intact.
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Nearly everyone except werewolves and players have been transformed into cats corrupted by eldritch power by a plague-like curse.
Almost all military weapons have been stolen and destroyed.
Has a few hundred temples to Yog-Neighoth.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
In the port city.
Commandeered by King Zultan.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Low on artillery.
Has a movement to take over the world.
On extremely bad terms with the surrounding nation.
Paved with a stone of an ash-like eldritch color.
Surrounded by a makeshift and radioactive wall of disassembled weapons.
Has far more food than they need.
Port City
Is inhabited nearly exclusively by werewolves.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
About half of the population likes King Zultan.
About half of the population dislikes King Zultan.
The population's evil clones have been mind-controlled into being good people who consider mind control to be the greatest evil.
Fortified.
Has a very large spaceship on a launchpad.
Russia
In chaos.
Currently occupied by wertyzerty's mercenaries.
Has a single notable resistance movement sparked (but not lead) by wertyzerty.
War-Torn City
A city that was being fought over.
Under the control of Person.
Mildly depopulated.
Mars
Has a cat-manned mission on it.
Omnicidal Alien Civilization
A highly advanced alien civilization.
Worships Yog-Neighoth as the Hoofed Destroyer.
Believe that they must bring about the end of days when the Hoofed Destroyer returns.
Falsely believe that KittyTac is the Hoofed Destroyer.
Don't know what hooves look like.
Incapable of faster than light travel.
Dolphinia Prime
A planet formerly inhabited by super strong death metal ninja dolphins.
Primitive compared to Earth.
Under the psychic control of CrocAndBearLover.
Has an automated shipyard that produces spaceships with the ability to navigate nearly any distorted space-time suitable for FTL travel.
Has a FTL path to Earth that takes generations to cross from the perspective of those passing through it, but no time at all for others.
The Moon
In Earth's former orbit.
Half-covered in an everburning vortex of fusing hydrogen under Blood_Librarian's control.
Has a radioactive glowing cat face on it.
Egan_BW
A street cat with kittens.
Can project forcefields that can cut anything within five feet or without a clearly-defined location.
KittyTac
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Slightly wounded.
On a planet populated by omnicidal aliens.
Has a particularly luxurious orbital palace with a few disposable nuke-powered lasers.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
Near Dolphinia Prime.
Knows karate.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
Is controlling the minds of the population of Dolphinia Prime.
Has the population of Dolphinia Prime in an invasion fleet.
NRDL
Has access to the Speed Force.
Wanted by the Fortified City for stealing food.
Can connect their mind to the minds of all non-player beings and use this connection to read or influence any mind.
Somewhat burnt.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has all but one body inside a war-torn city.
Has a body piloting their helicopter.
Cannot be harmed except as a direct result of a player's action.
Has a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.
Is flooding a war-torn city with their spare bodies.
OceanSoul
Dead.
Secheral
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds. (Though they're techincially not touching anything in their current state.)
Is space.
Has no capacity to directly act on a small scale.
Shadowclaw777
A Master Director of the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
Is a six-winged corgi angel.
All attacks against corgis within a kilometre of them are nigh-instantaneously incinerated.
Can wield angelic magic on a city-wide scale.
Anyone who meets their gaze immediately bursts into soul-destroying flame
Failbird105
Dead.
Blood_Librarian
Has a mohawk and handgun.
In a rudimentary moon base with a group of extreme survivalists.
ziizo
Is an organic space city orbiting Earth.
Fully self-sustaining.
Heavily armed.
Contains a happy population.
Has some conventional housing and offices.
Doesn't have mining vessels.
Has a rocket engine that uses the solar wind as propellant.
Covered in effectively impenetrable armor with buildings integrated into it.
Lost in the outer solar system.
wertyzerty
Does not physically interact with material objects.
Can float instead of flying into space or falling into the ground.
Has no material needs.
Is an investment banker.
Incredibly wealthy.
Has a large army of mercenaries occupying Russia for him.
Permanently immersed in nuclear fire.
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Can mind-control any number of people without any possibility of resistance.
Anyone he controls is not subject to external forces besides gravity, the solidity of terrain, and those necessary for survival.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Outside of the fortified city, but incapable of entering it.
Currently transformed into cats.
Cannot revert her transformation into cats.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Were the gods of justice.
Dead.
Demigod Cat Killbot
A robotic feline demigod.
Extremely heavily armed.
Cannot see nonviolent solutions to problems.
Strongly prefers plans that involve as much violence as possible.
Perfectly loyal to KittyTac.
Under orders to carve "MADE BY FELIUS" under the cat face on the moon.
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