Good enough for cat! Eat the mostly-dead human along with my kittens. If it seems too active, behead it instead.
[1 vs. 1] You forget where the human is just after they pass out from blood loss.
Okay, time to record our debut br00tal album, which will be called Sodomized With A Hook! Don't rush the release, though. We need to ensure it's mastered well.
[4] It's good, but not a masterpiece.
Buy an army of mercenaries and go take back Russia.
(See where I was going with that?)
[5] You regain control over Russia with an army of mercenaries, eliminating all notable rebel groups.
Now that I have fuel consume asteroids for their minerals
[6] You collide with a massive asteroid, damaging your shell but leaving you in a great position to eat it, which you start doing.
I guess that'll do for now. You know, everyone's off breaking reality and I haven't done all that much. Kinda disappointed in my self. I just don't want to make any enemies though. Mostly since people will just respawn with all their powers anyway if I kill them. I wonder... Is it possible to prevent people from respawning? I doubt it.
Teleport all my bodies except for the one flying the helicopter into the wartorn city.
Wishes can prevent respawning but rendering players completely unable to act is something I'd rather not happen.
[4] Done.
Non-lethally dispatch all law enforcement personnel who come after, it'll be good practice for my powers.
[5 vs. 4] You incapacitate all police that come after you despite their valiant efforts.
I wish that my evil clone and the evil clones of the werewolves in the port city were not evil any more.
[3
+3] You convert the evil clones of yourself and the werewolves to a moral position that places mind control as the highest evil via wish-based mind control. They appear to be in a murderous rage held back only by the pointlessness of killing you.
Install a death ray outside of my palace, turning it into a luxurious killsat.
[6] You install a few disposable nuke-powered lasers.
Switch places with evil clone.
[2] Perhaps fortunately for everyone, you fail to swap your omnipresence for your clone's position.
Use my connection to those transformed into cats by the curse to compel them to construct temples in my name.
[4] Several hundred temples of Yog-Neighoth are constructed across Earth.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Spent.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not created by player action have been transformed into corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Most people are somewhat terrified by space itself hissing.
Space is stretching at a rate that renders interstellar travel impossible without time travel.
Earth
Intact.
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Nearly everyone except werewolves and players have been transformed into cats corrupted by eldritch power by a plague-like curse.
Almost all military weapons have been stolen and destroyed.
Has a few hundred temples to Yog-Neighoth.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
In the port city.
Commandeered by King Zultan.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Low on artillery.
Has a movement to take over the world.
On extremely bad terms with the surrounding nation.
Paved with a stone of an ash-like eldritch color.
Surrounded by a makeshift and radioactive wall of disassembled weapons.
Has far more food than they need.
Port City
Is inhabited nearly exclusively by werewolves.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
About half of the population likes King Zultan.
About half of the population loathes King Zultan.
The population's evil clones have been mind-controlled into being good people who consider mind control to be the greatest evil.
Fortified.
Has a very large spaceship on a launchpad.
Mars
Has a cat-manned mission on it.
Omnicidal Alien Civilization
A highly advanced alien civilization.
Worships Yog-Neighoth as the Hoofed Destroyer.
Believe that they must bring about the end of days when the Hoofed Destroyer returns.
Falsely believe that KittyTac is the Hoofed Destroyer.
Don't know what hooves look like.
Incapable of faster than light travel.
Dolphinia Prime
A planet inhabited by super strong death metal ninja dolphins.
Primitive compared to Earth.
Under the psychic control of CrocAndBearLover.
The Moon
In Earth's former orbit.
Half-covered in an everburning vortex of fusing hydrogen under Blood_Librarian's control.
Egan_BW
A street cat with kittens.
Can project forcefields that can cut anything within five feet or without a clearly-defined location.
KittyTac
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Slightly wounded.
On a planet populated by omnicidal aliens.
Has a particularly luxurious orbital palace with a few disposable nuke-powered lasers.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
Hated by their formerly evil clone for forcefully rendering them a good person.
CrocAndBearLover
On Dolphinia Prime.
Knows karate.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
Is on Dolphinia Prime.
Is controlling the minds of the population of Dolphinia Prime.
NRDL
Has access to the Speed Force.
Wanted by the Fortified City for stealing food.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has all but one body inside a war-torn city.
Has a body piloting their helicopter.
Cannot be harmed except as a direct result of a player's action.
Cannot directly interact with non-player people.
Has a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.
OceanSoul
Dead.
Secheral
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds. (Though they're techincially not touching anything in their current state.)
Is space.
Has no capacity to directly act on a small scale.
Shadowclaw777
A Master Director of the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
Is a six-winged corgi angel.
All attacks against corgis within a kilometre of them are nigh-instantaneously incinerated.
Can wield angelic magic on a city-wide scale.
Anyone who meets their gaze immediately bursts into soul-destroying flame
Failbird105
Dead.
Blood_Librarian
Has a mohawk and handgun.
In a rudimentary moon base with a group of extreme survivalists.
ziizo
Is an organic space city orbiting Earth.
Fully self-sustaining.
Heavily armed.
Contains an unhappy population.
Has some conventional housing and offices.
Covered in buildings that serve as ablative armor.
Doesn't have mining vessels.
Has a rocket engine that uses the solar wind as propellant.
Has a damaged shell.
Eating a very large asteroid.
wertyzerty
Does not physically interact with material objects.
Can float instead of flying into space or falling into the ground.
Has no material needs.
Is an investment banker.
Incredibly wealthy.
Has a large army of mercenaries occupying Russia for him.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Outside of the fortified city, but incapable of entering it.
Currently transformed into cats.
Cannot revert her transformation into cats.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Were the gods of justice.
Dead.
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