Build a nice inescapable house for my evil clone.
You lack the precision to do this yourself, as houses are rather small.
Speed-steal all the food from other nations and place it within the Fortified City.
[3] You steal vast amounts of food before you notice that the fortified city is just giving it away and has ordered your arrest for some reason.
Slice up that human into nice small parts to feed to my kittens.
[3 vs. 1] You severely injure, but do not kill, the human. They don't do much of anything except scream.
Try again.
[5] You come up with a brand new investment method and patent it, making hundreds of millions.
Tell the people living on me to make experiments in my body so I can turn the sun energy into fuel needed to eat the asteroids.
[5] They devise and install a system to gather the solar wind and pass it through your internal fusion reactor to produce thrust, thereby permitting you to travel without onboard
fuel.
Oops. Teleport the Earth back to a stable and habitable orbit, ideally as close to its previous location as possible.
[4] You teleport Earth back into a more habitable orbit.
Create a palace in space.
[5] You conjure up a luxurious orbital palace.
Slap my bassist and drummer, telling them to practice more.
[4] You lightly assault your fellow band members and compel them to practice more.
Combine the spaceship with the cruise ship in away that makes the cruise ship space worthy.
[6] You convert the cruise ship into more boosters for the spaceship,
Finish restoring myself to a more equine form.
[1] Yog-Neighoth finds that she cannot reverse the effects of KittyTac's curse.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Available.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Spent.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not created by player action have been transformed into corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Most people are somewhat terrified by space itself hissing.
Space is stretching at a rate that renders interstellar travel impossible without time travel.
Earth
Intact.
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Nearly everyone except werewolves and players have been transformed into cats corrupted by eldritch power by a plague-like curse.
Almost all military weapons have been stolen and destroyed.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
In the port city.
Commandeered by King Zultan.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Low on artillery.
Has a movement to take over the world.
On extremely bad terms with the surrounding nation.
Paved with a stone of an ash-like eldritch color.
Surrounded by a makeshift and radioactive wall of disassembled weapons.
Has far more food than they need.
Port City
Is inhabited nearly exclusively by werewolves.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
Everyone in it likes King Zultan.
Fortified.
Has a very large spaceship on a launchpad.
Mars
Has a cat-manned mission on it.
Omnicidal Alien Civilization
A highly advanced alien civilization.
Worships Yog-Neighoth as the Hoofed Destroyer.
Believe that they must bring about the end of days when the Hoofed Destroyer returns.
Falsely believe that KittyTac is the Hoofed Destroyer.
Don't know what hooves look like.
Incapable of faster than light travel.
Dolphinia Prime
A planet inhabited by super strong death metal ninja dolphins.
Primitive compared to Earth.
Under the psychic control of CrocAndBearLover.
The Moon
In Earth's former orbit.
Half-covered in an everburning vortex of fusing hydrogen under Blood_Librarian's control.
Egan_BW
A street cat with kittens.
Can project forcefields that can cut anything within five feet or without a clearly-defined location.
KittyTac
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Slightly wounded.
On a planet populated by omnicidal aliens.
Has a particularly luxurious orbital palace.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
On Dolphinia Prime.
Knows karate.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
Is on Dolphinia Prime.
Is controlling the minds of the population of Dolphinia Prime.
NRDL
Has access to the Speed Force.
Wanted by the Fortified City for stealing food.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Cannot be harmed except as a direct result of a player's action.
Cannot directly interact with non-player people.
Has a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.
OceanSoul
Dead.
Secheral
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds. (Though they're techincially not touching anything in their current state.)
Is space.
Has no capacity to directly act on a small scale.
Shadowclaw777
A Master Director of the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
Is a six-winged corgi angel.
All attacks against corgis within a kilometre of them are nigh-instantaneously incinerated.
Can wield angelic magic on a city-wide scale.
Anyone who meets their gaze immediately bursts into soul-destroying flame
Failbird105
Dead.
Blood_Librarian
Has a mohawk and handgun.
In a rudimentary moon base with a group of extreme survivalists.
ziizo
Is an organic space city orbiting Earth.
Fully self-sustaining.
Heavily armed.
Contains an unhappy population.
Has some conventional housing and offices.
Covered in buildings that serve as ablative armor.
Doesn't have mining vessels.
Has a rocket engine that uses the solar wind as propellant.
wertyzerty
Does not physically interact with material objects.
Can float instead of flying into space or falling into the ground.
Has no material needs.
Is an investment banker.
Incredibly wealthy.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Outside of the fortified city, but incapable of entering it.
Currently transformed into cats.
Cannot revert her transformation into cats.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Were the gods of justice.
Dead.
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